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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115432
 29.06.2015
We live with the soul in the soul.
She spit in my soul, so I...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115431
 29.06.2015
So what should I say to him that I can see him well?! to
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The right thing to say is not the "plush", but the plush!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115430
 29.06.2015
The former fellow wrote that he cleaned friends in the social network, looked at the remaining and deleted his page.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115429
 29.06.2015
All the men’s butterflies will come together. Apocalypse is inevitable
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Do not worry you, these irreconcilable fighters on anonymous resource in life - cute humble people, info 100

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115428
 29.06.2015
Dialogue with a friend:
My friend does not smoke or drink.
I: So he’s probably breaking off babies at night and drawing them with the blood of pentagrams on the walls?
P is worse. He plays tanks.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №115427
 29.06.2015
ddd: The only thing you need to know about our courtyard is that Google Photos ranked its photos in the "Ruins" category.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115426
 29.06.2015
The man who invites on the day of the flashmob to the bucket on Obi – how much beer do we have to take?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115425
 29.06.2015
Here is this:
Well, even women can’t get rid of sexual tension with most men, you understand the problem? The hand is easy, the vibrator is easy, the man is almost guaranteed problems, then it is still in the bathroom to guess. Why is it important for a woman to go to bed?
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Do not go to bed, no one seems to force you?
Catch up at least with cucumbers, but do not consider all men the source of problems.)

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So we don’t go to bed, that’s why you’re not happy ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115424
 29.06.2015
and Oki! Let us change together. Be honest: we are orgasm to you, you are sex to us. Only then, please, stop selling it for cruises, sweaters, machines and cats.
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Guy, how many times have you bought sex for a cruise (no, fuck your left grandmother during a cruise or go on vacation with your wife and children - not counted)? How many times have you bought a girlfriend’s car or coat? Yes, the maximum you are able to do in most of your (1% of the riches - not in the account) - take a lady to a mid-hand restaurant and then say that you have not broken a night of love on a set of sushi or chocolate. And the ponts, the ponts.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115423
 29.06.2015
The faces on the painting, with the exception of the face of Christ, according to rumors, were written off from the ordinary people Leonardo met in Milan and the surroundings. For the Lord, he apparently found two naturists, as stated in his notes <...>

To the face of Jesus, da Vinci found a beautiful young man from the church choir. He could not find a suitable Judas for 3 years, but eventually saw a swollen drunken woman on the street and called to himself. The man said, "I remember, three years ago you already painted me, I then sang in the choir!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115422
 29.06.2015
Divorced here – does not give.
Boys, with girls over the age of 23 about years is easier. They no longer suffer from stereotypes like “I can only give him a 3rd date, or he will decide that I’m a prostitute.” They already know very well what they want. And if they want sex, they know how to show you it and can sleep at least on the first date, because they don’t care what you think about them there.
Girls, with boys over the age of 25 about it's easier. They already distinguish when ‘no’ means rejection, and when they need to talk, they don’t begin to say ‘you don’t want to be with me because I don’t have a car?’ and so on.
Everything comes with experience.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115421
 28.06.2015
Here are you butterflies, with your “I’m fat?” and my invisible (90 kg) hit you here and directed this question of life and death to me. What to answer in the future I do not know, but "no" I have already answered - I forced to wear on my hands...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115420
 28.06.2015
xxx> Smart workers are in demand at all times. They pay cleverly.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115419
 28.06.2015
Fat and not fat.
Here is my regular attempt to look at my cat and at the same time torture me:
Tell me I’m bald, right? Am I really scratching?? to
So what should I say to him that I can see him well?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115418
 28.06.2015
"More of the property". You are missing, you are illiterate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115417
 28.06.2015
Here is this girl:

I would go to a meeting, but a clear penny, on the holiday of the life of the ideal, fat-home middle-size with small breasts, middle-minded, with purely female hobbies (recepts, pc-games on books loved ones, books themselves, browsing and hanging under series) nothing to do.
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The girl! If you are from Moscow, I will be waiting for you there!
You will find out from the books. Do not be afraid to approach.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115416
 28.06.2015
Tell me, am I getting fat?
How much did you weigh five years ago?
and 55 kg.
How much do you weigh now?
and 65 kg.
The Conclusions?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №115415
 28.06.2015
Go to the designers, ask Sasha. You will recognize him by his beard.
Every designer has a beard, how do I recognize it?
"Look, there will be a beard-Che Guevara, a hipster beard, a long-haul captain beard, and a beard-Jesus Christ. You need Jesus.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115414
 28.06.2015
XXX: I will not say for everyone, but when I lived in the USSR, I did not have sex.
YYY: You can think he has you now

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115413
 28.06.2015
The main thing in the cities of Ukraine is not to appoint mass meetings, or they are sharp and the rise and the noise will be overthrown again.

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