Men are constantly fertile. If you know how to fix this without a ton of hormones taken, write your application to the Nobel Committee.

Gandhi dressed
Do not joke about it.

xxx: In the enots, they say, the legs are very mobile and soft. And why Python can be useful - I will not add the mind.
yyy: and moving and soft feet of enota what can be useful? and ;)
XXX: For example, rub the back of the owner in the bathroom.

All employers are divided into two types: those who believe that the word “worker” originated from the word “slave” and those who are convinced that it originated from the word “robot”.

twice married superpops, who "nothing more straightforward did, I am all alone in a white coat";
and now pays them such alimony (see a thousand to 30 per month each), so that they can live with the child together
Yes, you are really a stupid fool.
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+1 is
We have already discussed this topic. About any man who is not ashamed to discuss his wife (present or former) as dumb or walking.
You married a foolish prostitute and are not ashamed to tell you about it?
She wasn’t like that...
- Man, in a few years you have made a normal girl a stupid prostitute and you are not ashamed to tell about it?

But even there did not discuss the situation of "two times".
I think this is a poetic exaggeration. Why invent such shit about yourself?

<chh> when I don’t drink cognac, others stop approving it. This is the case, life.
< wow> I even drink when I don’t approve of others ))
<zzz> man of principles (c)

Yesterday, a drunken aunt approached me with a beaten rod and blown straight into her face: "Give me seven rubles for a hundred copies." Don’t ask people for me!and "
I am confused. I do not fall into the category of people.

London Mayor Boris Johnson was returning home by bicycle when an accidental driver of a traditional London "black taxi" decided to express his dissatisfaction with competitors, an online taxi order service. The mayor did not remain in debt and offered the taxi driver to die in obscene expressions. The entire incident would be recorded on video by a random passing by.

From VK:
Why is there a club of alcoholics, a club of drug addicts, but no club of alcoholics?
My name is Oleg, and I went.

I will add:
Hello as we understand you.

Oral contraceptives for men. It is the mechanism of fertility. In women, it is periodic by nature. Simply put, once a month in time to give the command to the body "Umm, ovulation has already been". You do not need to swallow a lot of hormones.

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You are a man, right? In any case, you have hardly seen hormone pills. They are even in a package of 21 pieces - for each day of the cycle. And not one – on " once a month". The scheme is a bit different. The pills are taken constantly and they are constantly telling the body: Not today. Not today. Not today. And so every day.

XHH: My contextual advertising offers me hunting carabines, coffee louvre from 1kg and above, a wedding in Peter and erotic toys.

Sometimes a person begins to put order in the world, forgetting to start putting order in his own head.

The story of a kidney surprise and a Siberian girl.
In 1996 I bought an old Panasonic matrix printer. The catridge was no longer sold to him, but the tape was sold, and in the catridge there was a ink, where you could pour stamped ink. It got great.
But one day I bought black stamping ink from the German firm Stanger, poured it into the ink and... the ink turned out to be purple. Angry, I remembered the school German (Google wasn’t there yet) and sent a angry letter to Germany.
But I got the answer from the store where I bought ink. It turned out that the ink is being stacked here, at us. And the company decided to make a profit by diluting the paint. I was told how stupid I am, that printers don’t use stamping ink, etc.
But the Germans still broke the supply contract with them, and the company collapsed.
This is what makes us different from the Germans.
The Germans respect the buyer and fight for the honour of the brand, and we all consider them to be fools.
Now you understand why “Lada” is not suitable anywhere?

Well what? To you or to me?
Why did you decide that I would agree?? to
Madam, let’s look the truth in the eye: why can another 35-year-old woman come to the carburetors exhibition?

How did the idiots get...
– is
Paper (cellulose) - and is a carbohydrate.

and oil. He drank a glass and ran.
– is
... got idiots who do not distinguish carbohydrates from hydrocarbons, but whisper on any occasion on the whole inet!!! to

The childhood dream that everything necessary for life activity could be obtained by drinking a half-liter of something like gasoline. I drank it in 20 seconds and the whole day was free - beauty! and :)

I would not give up concentrated sleep. Awakened 10 minutes and round the day bold and cheerful)

here here :

I’m in the subway in front of a young woman. Next to her is an old man and a man.
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The older a woman is, the more male she gets to her address, because she rapidly loses in the eyes of men the value as an object of sexual interest, and with culture in our people traditionally no.

Believe the elderly sea wolf.

All my life I have lived next to the sea, so the people who say - a boat, a boat, a ship... floats. When will people realize that the dust is floating in the pit, and the ships are walking!
and----
Naturally! Only the boats do not go by themselves, they are brought by a babysitter or nurse. After that, the ship is swimming. The courts go.

Some of honey. The cabinets resemble a villager.
Instead of receiving constant screams.

The Sunday. I enjoy solitude. The home phone rings.
I am listening to you.
Women's voice - Water quality check is carried out, bla bla bla (divided with filters). I put a phone. A call in a second.
It’s tactical, especially from a man. (They are chatty?)
I am idyllic!
She went to the fuck! I put a phone. A call in a second.
The penalty is 7,000!!! (That’s what happiness was?) I put a phone. A call in a second.
Another woman’s voice – Have you just been called for water quality? (That is to shout!!)
I-Your number has been determined, the conversation is recorded, tomorrow follows a statement to the police.
I put on the phone, I sit down, trying to understand what it was...

Do you agree that both partners should take care of protection? A woman just has to eat in her head, right? Without worrying about morality, for her, the consequences of unprotected sexual intercourse are far more serious and quite tangible purely physically.

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Are you really fucking? In a particular starting situation, the woman was not protected for the reason that she considered these relationships serious and they arranged her, so that she wanted children from her beloved husband/man. If the relationship did not satisfy the man it was worth to say about it and break up in the ideal, well, or at least stretch the ganglion, if the gut is thin, and do not stretch the children because he does not need them.
In general, judging by the number of excuses invented for this, camarader, many men have simply recognized themselves and they invent excuses not for him, but for themselves.