Suddenly realized that the second part of the cartoon "House" will have minor problems in the Russian rental.

xxx: I have a virus at work!! to
XHH: The work is up. Until I finish it, it is not possible to continue working.
Do you know who brought it? What kind of virus?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The infection! Seven served...

Jehovah’s Witnesses accidentally called the apartment where the Islamic fundamentalists rented the apartment to talk about God, and in a minute they talked to God Himself.

The girls argued at the country whose spiritual world is richer.

Fuck, I am a man, right? The maximum I can do as a woman is to wash the floor because it wasn’t washed...well, 3 months, maybe...

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You are not a man, but you are not a woman. Nearly on the subject:
Do you wash after you shower?
Of course!
It’s time for you to fuck!! to

I don't understand, and why not produce it and "Anushka oil", a ready-made powerful brand, with history. I’m already introducing the first slogan: "Do you know how slippery it is?"
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If you go for lubricants, then Imho, masterpiece!

News on the site of the town of Navrode "officials passed the norms of GTO"
photocopy with giraffes, Valuev and so on
In the comments there is a fierce discussion.

One aunt writes, as usual, not in the subject, just to lick:
What a terrible valley!!! to

In response to her:

This is you, sweetheart, still photos of local brides on the dating site have not seen
Valuev against them – Apollo

Having a favorite character in Game of Thrones is like suffering for the Russian national team at the World Cup. Always have a spare option.

They are like electricity.
One can be constant, the other can be variable.

XXX: Where is your money? They were many.

YYY: Money is where it was
YYY: They are in the past

The captain is rushing to help.
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Our cat is fashionable and in trend - raw. <...> Meat is not like vegetables. Always fed, everything in science is balanced, and he steals and eats. That’s what he lacks, right?
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Your dog lacks vegetables. So is!

YYU: If, for example, you interview a thousand people on the topic: What it means to be a normal person, you get a set of qualities that a person must have in order to be called a normal person. However, if the same thousand people are tested on this set, it turns out that most of them do not have all the necessary qualities. That is, in other words, most people will be conditionally abnormal. But this is not all, according to the theory of statistics, this majority will just fit into the normal distribution, and therefore they will be considered normal, while a minority of people who meet absolutely all the requirements of normality will be a deviation, or simply abnormal.

I lie on the veranda. Time is 23:22
and. Periodically, a mosquito approaches me, bites, flies away, sits next to a wall, sits, thinks, flies, bites, flies... In the name of the experiment, I give him life, without saving myself, because of the fact that he is a human being. I even wonder when this hair is already eaten and how much will enter it?! to

About the cats:
Our cat is fashionable and in trend - raw. Yesterday, a bag of potatoes was scratched to get to a favorite delight. Feeding and satisfied cat steals potatoes! Today penetrated to the turtle in the terrarium and ate all the vegetables of the unhappy animal - and pepper, and salad, and carrots. Meat is not like vegetables. Always fed, everything in science is balanced, and he steals and eats. That’s what he lacks, right?

Found on Twitter:
Why can the devil be called, but not God? The devil, less loaded, or more communicative?

You are not in the subject:

I explain:
The man could stretch Gandon once uncertain and not bear fruit. Or to encourage the children to do well, and then - ah, I endured, I couldn't.
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Sex safety is the responsibility of both partners, except in the case of rape. <black>
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The woman in that story thought that they were all right, their beloved-only, family, children, let go. And he walked from her to the left starting from the six-year relationship, through both pregnancies, beginning before children and continuing with the appearance of those. She learned everything, and decided to send him. But there was a wise man who accused her that she was betrayed, that she was beaten by a man, tortured, and he began to look for consolation on the side. The man, eh? If he was so roasted, and the grandmother was not happy - the naphiga of children did, the naphiga with this woman continued to live, lie every day, run to the left, like a shameful rat? He was just everything and arranged until his wife knew, and it was not he who left, but he was washed out for the matter. Two-sided wisdom, there is nothing to justify here.

XXX: Kirza is a skin replacement. It was manufactured at the KYrovsky Plant in Leningrad, hence the reduction.
yyy: Film "Swema" produced at the factory of Light Sensitive Materials
AAA: Where is the Kodak film released?
zzz: Kozeljsk-Dagestan

With the Penguins.
and...
Tbilisi Zoo Penguin Escapes to Azerbaijan
YYY: The ordinary one? Or Kowalski, what do you think?
It is...
I think-Skyper was going to the intelligence.Just TSSC!!!and :)

The advocate of personal freedom is dedicated to:

So women are needed exclusively for sex and talk. And every new girlfriend is warned about it. At first no problems. But for some reason, three months later, some incomprehensible claims begin and, of course, the girlfriend is sent a long way away. Well, I’m a bitch and cattle of course.)
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I suppose the problem lies in "talk". If we are talking about intellectual conversations with self-sufficient women (supporters of free relationships) - the option of "simply sex" is very realistic, if conversations are of the nature of emotional immersion in each other's life problems, I think this forms an atmosphere of too confident relationships (women count it as a signal to the next stage of your relationship).
My advice is to talk separately, sleep separately (with different women). And don’t play in the "double games". Are you looking forward to "easy relationships"? Then do not burden your partner with your experiences, etc. Otherwise, the result will always be the same.

A true romantic is one who is able to admire the stars even through the hollow roof of a street bench in the strong frost.