Bring me home! So that again in the morning at nine o’clock I went for a walk, in the evening at eleven came back and nothing you need all day: neither to eat, nor to drink, neither car, nor salary.
Let me find a rod and all you have is happiness: and a sword and a rifle, two shit in one. If you want to be a soldier, you want to be a knight. Well, and if I found some fucking rugged incomprehensible, then it was actually concrete, just ecstasy! Drop the TV, Drop the Internet – you have a rugged shit and all the fucking, you are the king of the world. Walk with her for at least a day, it will not get bored at all! It’s a shit, how can it get bored?! to
Bring me back! The girls are angry again. So that in the lawn in the shoe grounds of the grandfathers and slowly so melt on it, you are looking in the lawn such a place where the water straight to the edge of the shoe grounds, but at the same time does not flood inside. That sweets are hidden from you - not because you look at this raffaella now and get sick as soon as you imagine its taste. That the bicycle had only one star and that the rear brakes worked when the pedals turned back. Let the catapots on the wheels hang, colored wire spikes wrapped and all - now you are, just not real, incredibly cool! And fill your sports fields, just give the field: two backpacks dropped and all the football gates ready, today you are Zinedine Zidane.
And in the winter night, that the street is full of dirt, the blackness is invisible, and you have buried in two blankets, in the room a candle burns... warm... you lie down, looking at the naked branches behind the window... and well.

The bank where my money was stored broke out yesterday. The shock wave of the director of the bank dropped up to the Canary Islands.

And you knew that there is an appetite of a loved one - a girl must take an apple, read a spell, and then hold it between her legs all night, and then feed the one she wants to enchant.

Eva did it. Adam did not notice anything, but the boss seemed to have burned.

xxx: "Theft from the budget will soon become a crime!" — reports the Sobyanin newspaper "Metro". The breaking news. Where is the country going?
It does not eat! I have not even started yet!

They were guests. The housewife boasted a new non-blowing dish.
The 6-year-old listened carefully and ran into the hallway with an empty cup. There, behind the shoe shelf, stood a hatchback.
The dishes turned out to be very smooth. Uncomfortable was done.

What shit did I dream of today? It was like I was in Munich in the 1950s on a mission. I sit in Stepan Bandera’s apartment, with a gun, waiting for him to return to kill.
And, as usual, in my manner - then I lose the keys, then I don't remember where the gun was placed ))))

here here :
Tbilisi Zoo Penguin Escapes to Azerbaijan
YYY: The ordinary one? Or Kowalski, what do you think?
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Shipper, Shipper is burning!

Xxx: decided to lose weight, bought kefir and yogurt. Under the series, a couple of bottles of drinking yogurt drank and went to bed.
Xxx: Then there were arms with a white friend, infection, kilograms of activated charcoal, and a dropper.
Xxx: in a couple of days shaken, entered the weights - minus 6 kilos. Great weight loss, I recommend it to everyone!

The summer method of raising children: went to work with the Roma, in the bag among all other women's barbecue was a modem

evening dishes washed, bread and milk bought, children read books from the literature list for the summer

XXX: Lol, one of the colors of the color of the vest will be the color "Mistral"
YYY: How is it? The type paid for the color of the Mistral, and you were not given it!? to

The boss, when drunk, calls his former employees.

State Information and Analysis Agency of the Russian Federation:

In the Russian Federation seized 300 kg of drugs, from which the operatives became bad. © by

One of my friends heard somewhere that the ventilation of carter gases is checked by putting a medical gloves on the oil-pulled throat, say, if the gloves slightly inflated on the engine, then everything is fine. Dressed, and it was not blown up and pulled inside, the attention of the question: how can he now get the gloves out of the engine?

What to hide? You’re a computer worker, and you’re also unemployed, she said correctly. You are the only real poor man. In real, I’t even look at you – a lot of honor for a shit like you. (Released from iPhone 6 Plus)
and...
How fat you are! Go to the gym, and you, my friends on the site, don’t think about feeding it. Let the elephant shake until it weakens.

Chat testers, discussion of tasks.

He rattled and ran into the bushes.
Yyy rattled and fled into other bushes.
Zzzz just sat there sitting and crying there!
xxx is uuu. We have a serious conversation with you.
Why are you not crying?
Zzzz is new.

xxx: In the news read: investigators conduct searches in the construction company SU-155, which is in a difficult financial situation
YYY: And how should it help them?

xxx: Comrade of craft today on the PC popped up error: "ERROR: NOT ERROR"
Then the computer turned off.
Yyy: Directly Shakespeare...

Women's sex robots only 6 thousand greens and men will take advantage of this
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If they really are, then this is a great news for women - those who don't need a woman, but an MFU's rubber doll / vacuum cleaner / multivarker will take off and won't shake their heads, pretending to be normal people.
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It will not matter. Give them more emotional service. Noooo if the women’s robots will still talk periodically "Oh, Vasya, you are so smart and brave, not as we are, babydur. and Hichiki. How lucky I am with you!" - that's a hurry, most men will be right.

I met a man. brought home. Getting cleaned would not bother. Here he let me clean up, and he went to the neighbor to drink. I took the book and read for two hours. I think it’s enough time for cleaning. and returned. and scattered. I took the book. He took him to a stop and sent him home. He’s a good guy, and I’m a fool without that treasure. This is real, men, you are looking for maintenance, you are forcing to quit work, and then, when the wife / girl refuses to be a domestic slave, you are angry, the type of what these fucks do not get? It has been a time when, other than at home, a woman could manifest herself, do not drive back! so cute, wash, cook, clean and toilets will be with us on an equal basis.

There is no secret:

It’s not the first time I’m wondering why. Well, why often it happens that when a girl is looking for one-time sex or “free relationships,” she gets only romantic princes, which either immediately include “Oh my god, I’m a thread!”Either they fall in love and get married. And when a girl is looking for a serious relationship, love, maybe a family - she is found by brave sailors who need sex and as little responsibility as possible?
Discover the secret, what is it? What are we doing wrong...?
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This is the man’s logic in action: "Doesn’t want to get married? This is a cool girl, I marry, urgently!" vs. "But she wants a relationship, run and run until they have caught up and have not stroked the lamb!"