xxx: all the shit, I told Ilya how he was tainted away from the nails.
The case was for the new year, he was late on the corporate over 20 km. He is hindered. comes out in the costume of Santa Claus with the words - young people, well, how can you so offend grandfather, grandfather rushed, grandfather wanted to give gifts in time!
I don’t see any gifts from my grandfather. And take that fool and lick it – it means someone has behaved badly this year. He said, and I thought - well, here are my rights. but not, they robbed, paid a fine for moving in the wrong place and released.

On the weekend I went looking for a gift to my daughter - rubber gloves for wrapping bracelets. A large box was found without problems, and additional sets of rubber bags in bags were asked by all the shops - no. I came home - and on the first page in the innet came out the contextual advertisement of these most rubber in packages! Exactly as I was looking for! How? How did they know?! I think I am being followed by O_O.

What do you know about fractures? I know at what time to come to the injury point, so that there was no turn, and the X-ray cabinet was still working!

Can I tell you about my chicken too?
They called Sushka, because the bread was dried when they took it.So it was - Sushka, Sushka, the brother calls Sushnak (well, it is each about his, who got sick). Can the borsche chew or ask a child to chew, ice cream and corn sticks - for a sweet soul.
Of the huge number of selected one in the house remained, although jealous of the newcomers crazy, insulted me.
The eighteenth year breaks, and we all steal the sausages from the table and hunt for toilet paper.
In the asset - one of our daughters lives in a neighboring house, sometimes the mother comes to visit. In the passive - two jump-fall from the 7th floor, separated by half a tooth and a fracture of the tail.
Ageing, the vision began to change, the character bleak is made, and yesterday Rennie's pill from the mouth was asked. I had to share, Joe.
I wish I lived longer...

lnkr: found a true ad about the sale of a sports motorcycle - "2000, 140 horses. There is no need for investments – sit down, go. Wake up - gips"

There is no job in this - move to another.
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Advice from a student? Who has no family, no children and no rented house? The bugs!

<derpington> we hire Bulgarians there for 400 euros
<derpington> they are working, but tough
<derpington> and then
<derpington> go to work chat
<derpington> and there are the Trojan Boyan and the Trojan Boyan.
<derpington> and how to work after that?

One day I fell in love and, for the most blatant effect, got into a group with vanilla quotes.
I read out loud something like “Man is 80% water, God, how much we have in common with him!”
The younger brother:
You are not eighty anymore.
Why this?
Because you will catch him!

A five-year-old daughter staring at my mom’s strings and my relatives on the underwear rope:
“Daddy, why is your mom big, and your cowards are so small, and your daddy is so small, and your cowards are so big?”
I couldn’t find anything to answer... o_o

CHO CHO? What technology and laboratory equipment in Russia is produced and supplied to China?
Name this "coach" The liar.
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Do you have the full list of contractors addresses?
Dosimeters are radiometers, photometric dosimeters, test stands for respirators, actually industrial respirators, anti-gases, self-rescuers and complex protective devices, zip to them.
It is just one company.

Apologies or a duel on the fans!

I have a discount in a candy store, so sometimes ads come from them. The Today:

Summer has arrived! Who is ready for the beach season? New cookies with cream filling, iris, waffles with caramel.

The fucking...
In general. Somewhere here will float a quote with my answer to a triangle with a 20 meter hypotenuse. I calculated one of the catets wrong. Not 10 but 12 meters.
forgiveness.
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Sitting Vasily Ivanovich is sad, this is quite scattered. Five is suitable.
What are you doing, Vasily Ivanovich?
There is a task alone. How much is 0.5 to 0.5?
The liter.
I feel like a litre, but I can’t prove it.

And so that we learn from the next batch, it turns out that America produces nothing, and Russia generally produces everything for the whole world. Then the question, if our production is straight in front of the entire planet: what shit once the price of oil fell the ruble immediately collapsed? What kind of factory does it produce for the whole world in debt and subsidies? What kind of fools are our farmers who have cheaper and more tasty prices and can’t provide import replacement that they have to buy from every Australian kangaroo for sausage?

I rested with the children once and there was a mother with a daughter from Permi.
Well, and my youngest - as it is a child and breaks the truth of the uterus asks with a blue eye:
Are you talking like real guys?
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Two friends are talking:
Did you watch Interstellar too? Remember, at the end, when the protagonist met himself in the past and his daughter? I think, but how does that fit with physics?
Don’t think, you are crying!

Is your name a dog?
Just a dog.
And the cat?
and small.
Why is?
The dog appeared later.

What can be prepared with milk?

XXX: We have a lot of it.

YYY : Kalanchoe

XXX is the norm.)

Yyy: I am the host))))))))))

X: Where are you fucking?
Y: Very late, terrible traffic jams.
X: There is no block, I just watched it!
Sanj, your yandex lies and does not red.

My child was raised by a cat. If you give him a box of toys, he will play a box.

I was feeding pigeons today, a woman was passing by. She says - girl, why do you feed them, let them catch fish, or they are quite lazy. Ugly people! I was presented directly as a pigeon, a chickpeas chickpeas chickpeas in water. And it runs out in a mini-chip.