I don’t even know how to react.
Calling happiness
You have submitted a purchase request on our website.
I did not leave, you were wrong.
The application was submitted by Laurentius Beria. Do you know how to contact him?
I: He is dead
He: Clearly, thank you

In the water park near Nesebrom (Bulgaria) you are issued a bracelet, on which in the box you place money, and, accordingly, you are paid with this money through reading devices in bars and cafés.
And on all the stands of the cafe orphaned boxes with the inscription "chai"...

DaGe: Here was a worthy woman - she could sing, dance, play on various musical instruments
Micheal: I remember my girlfriend played a second swit for Bach's flute, it was great, despite the fact that she swallowed the final.

YYU: And I have the most reliable, and most importantly free, net from mosquitoes and other insects. Truth looks unesthetic and a reckless monster in the middle.

I am talking about female logic.
But here you can tell what was guided by the guy who came to meet in the men's underwear department?
Did he think that I was buying those cowards and socks to cry in them at night from loneliness, like clothes?! to

YYU: It is unusual to read the code of a person who obviously taught French at school:
<img src="imagevide.php?couleur=bleu">
$largeurImage = 400
$hauteurImage = 300
$couleur_fond = ImageColorAllocate($im,255,0,0);

How does your sex end?
A) Orgasm B) Children C) Diseases
The child’s painful orgasm.
The sick fool.

A real case with a colleague.

The arm is broken, the leg is broken, the back is broken.
Remember where you work?
Technical support = (

Oh the education:

I love the idiots:

>A still interesting.She slept with three 17-year-olds - 22. Breivik killed 77 people, if I am not mistaken, also schoolchildren are mainly 21.

The fact that the first case in the United States, and the second from Norway, the idiot is not embarrassing. There is a global criminal code everywhere. As such, in Norway there is no life sentence (although there is the possibility of endless extension by 5 years) and the death penalty.
As such, in the United States there is life sentence, death penalty and, as a rule, sentences for similar crimes there more than in Europe.

— — —
Here a man thought about the question: "Interestingly, and why is it in one country the laws so stricter than in another? ", so he was immediately struck and called an idiot... What is interesting?

of observation:

I love the first news. Types of opinions of foreign specialists include. I noticed two funny things:
The more popular the language of the speaker is for study in Russia, the quieter the sound of the original video and the stronger it is translated.
Furthermore, foreign commentators usually drive moderately, slowly, and even with a lint, and the translator cracks like a machine gun, and thus has time to roll at least three times more.
and...

Shouldn’t you fall into paranoia? Better to Read More

Bunin, who translated from English "Gaiavata" in the processing of Logfello, pointed to the excessive length of Russian words, which makes especially painful the translation from the English language, the words of which are very short. The eight-complex line of longfellov poem contains 5, 7 and even 8 English words, and the Russians can hardly put 4, 5, and even rarely. The English poem runs forward, as if it were pushed; the Russian is hopelessly and slowly behind.
Literary translator L. Belsky, who translated Kalevala from Finnish, bitterly complained about the extraordinary shortness of Russian words. Finnish words, he said, are distinguished by surprising complexity of composition and excessive length. In an eight-layered line, Finnish fits two, rarely three words. Russian words, in order to fill the same space, require 3-4, sometimes 5, and in some cases 6 words.
L. Uspensky "The Word of Words"

xxx: You can suggest a rhythm to the "secretary wants a cake" only with no tricks.
YYU: The Paleontologist wants a Rex.
www: Pavlov, shit, wants a reflex.
zzz: the microcontroller wants a hex
Buratino wants a crack.

I don’t understand what surprises you more: the presence of normal males among homosexuals, or the presence of pydoras among naturals?

Nishka: OtherY: in the sims4 you can open a store and sell there everything in general. So I caught up with a Jew who lived in a park, gathering all kinds of shit and pushing it away.
OtherY: Nishka: I’ve seen something called art, and it’s sold in galleries.

by Kaatula:
The idea of a “smart home” for Russia was formulated.
Necessary functionality, in models existing on the market, not implemented at all.
This "smart home" should be able to either via the Internet or, preferably, by a railway signal from the owner's car approaching the house, to turn the configuration under the pot with water.
So that by the arrival of the owner in the house already had hot water and it was possible to wash.
The functionality is up to two or three weeks a year, but it will be extremely, extremely in demand.

The Witnesses of Jehovah? It’s not fashionable and not shit at all. I present to you a new wave - the sect of GMO witnesses.

About Siberia and the gloves hanging on the fence:
Siberians are a good people in their main mass. Indeed, you can see a lot of shells, gloves, and sometimes hats hanging in the most noticeable places so that the owner can find his thing and warm up.
He himself repeatedly picked up child gloves and hanged them on the branches of trees at an altitude at which the child could easily remove them. A couple of times he found things and his son, who patiently waited hanging off the road for a couple or three days.
But one day I hanged for a few seconds. And it was until I realized that I was passing through the windows of a house where people hang out clothes. Men and women were lying in front of me.
Everyone is happy and your kids don’t get cold.

After viewing the new "Jurassic Park":
-This is interesting why in the film directly stated that thanks are the coolest and most reliable cars, and to inform the company of the shoe manufacturer on the heels of the main heroine did not bother. They stood with titanium supinators, other than to explain the fact that the protagonist ran on these cables for two days in the jungles and woods, and the cables survived...

There are no things that cannot be repaired, there are things that need to be thrown away.

There was a lecture on venereal diseases at the school. The doctor was forty-five years old. At the beginning of the lecture he asked
Which Venereal Disease is the Most Dangerous?
The last part: Pregnancy.
The doctor was not confused.
A: Fuck it right! The second in danger?? to
Class 10 minutes could not calm down.

He left the big one under his window. I live on the third floor. In an hour I went out to smoke, and please. Some pepper had already finished cutting the steel wire with a gas cutter that prevented my bicycle from making it. What a area. I had seconds at my disposal. They could be used differently. For example, turn to the pepper, calling with good words to his conscience. Or scream the guard! Enjoying the neighbors. I chose another, the watermelon lying on the window. He targeted quickly, but carefully. He got into the bowl, a juicy crumble broke out. I ran down, cold at once from two terrifying guesses—that the watermelon was either too hard or too soft. The second seemed to bother me more, because I jumped down the stairs not just so, but armed the first one that got under my hand. A hammer for breaking meat. On one side a hammer, on the other a hammer.

Arduino was right. When I ran out of the entrance, like the hell out of the tobacco, the guy was still alive. Morgal from under oatmeal flour, relentlessly relying on the asphalt. His eyes were Tom. But he needed to see my cooking tools - where it came from. The world record of sprint and vocals from the appearance of a miserable, crushed creation. I ran after him for a couple of quarters, waving with a towel and willing to share thoughts. Particularly succeeded my joke about the gas cutter and its eggs. Then he went away to a distant distance. Here I realized that doing all I had time to promise to this fool is not mine. He was upset and did not come back in a hurry. There were sirenes around. As it turned out later, there were a lot of calls that a crazy man with a tail is chasing a bloody victim :)

Here is something else. Does anyone know how to use a trophy gas cutter in the farm?