As they say, you will not be filled with words. You speak outwardly, not inside.

- Of all the countries of the world, only in Russia there is free wi-fi in the subway, which the authorities so proudly stated, but there is no one, his mother, the toilet!!! to
There’s internet, there’s shit in the comments :)

Here, the girls pump their breasts, put on decoilers, shorts and spikes, and then get upset that men only need one thing.
It’s like standing behind an orange deck and complaining that no one is asking for a book.

Is there only one city on the planet? There is no job in this - move to another. Yes, maybe the money to move will have to be raised by working as a manager. But everything is real.

You don’t have a car or a yard, so you can go to the moon. And people have apartments, cars, houses, garages. Yes, temporarily with work is bad, but all this to sell out quickly and get stuck in the not rubber, which you are all trembling on? This is such a doubtful happiness.

Husband and wife go to the house and argue.
The husband:
Everyone has travelled...
The Wife:
Nothing passed, nothing passed.
The husband:
– Turn to the dacha, bl. e, I say, we passed...

In Kazakhstan, one of the companies that sells Apple products is called iPont.
The Apple XD

A minute of liquid: there are combined oral contraceptives, COCs, with estrogens and progestin, usually drunk according to the scheme of 21 days of intake + 7 days of break, provoke menstrual-like bleeding, regular (with an accuracy of up to half an hour) and painless. Sometimes they are taken without interruption, which allows you to suppress bleeding in general, do so after consulting a doctor and not longer than several cycles.
And there are also purely prostagenic, take them non-stop, and there is either no bleeding at all, or very weak and completely irregular (a day a week, for example).
Oral contraceptives are selected individually and it is necessary to monitor hormones and platelets once every six months against the background of reception.
And girls and boys need to know about this, because the health of partners and family planning is important.

All goodness, knowledge, life without pain, fireworks sex, desirable children.

Sometimes my wife ordered something on e-bay (I don’t remember anymore) 2-3 weeks before the wedding. The package went, we got married, and now is the time to pick up. Since she changed her surname, she took the news about the marriage with her, standing in line (from 10:00 to 14:00). Then she says she can’t get the package (the name is not that). Showing the SV-VO, she replied: girl, go to the natarian and make a mandate on yourself and then come!!! The Russian Post is surprising more and more!

The six-year-old son first tried the fungus and said:
"Now it is clear why this food is called -"Fu...WHAT FOR....""

Farewell to Sir Christopher Lee! Send a greeting to Professor.

Women have always been more adaptive. So not everyone who couldn’t get along in the 90s was just bullshit.
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Fuck, an excuse for alcoholism and bullying. That is to say, the woman, if she is, will be angry and not broken, there is nothing precious about the male ego, and the females are all straight flowers gentle with their ego-go-go. Don’t let the shit happen. and all. The children in the nursery, the wife in three shifts to the market as a slave, and to lay on the couch with the watermelon and with his ego-go-go was to show the world what hero he rejected.
Fucking... It’s really shit.

Are we going to play in vain by the phone?
to go. You are where?
In depression and away from alcoholism.
and mm. What about you?
Mortgage, guilt and the burden of lived years.
Oh yes yes. Continue to. I am already touching my philologist's degree and sad.
“I slowly sit in the corner and, hugging my knees with my hands, think about what I’ve done with my life. She is worthless and lost by me.
I cried and smoked.

Especially cute in the series heroines find pregnancy.
She will inevitably faint, call the doctor, and one of her, lying somewhere on the couch with all the honest people, reports that she is pregnant for months and so five years.
No examination or analysis. No other signs. This is how myths are created.
At work, a young woman got married. Everyone complains that he’s getting fat.
And the waist is something rounded, and she is spinning, but no point. We hinted to her about a possible pregnancy, and she didn’t believe it. They took her to the doctor. 22 weeks already.
If someone is not in the topic, the pregnancy lasts 40 weeks.
And she was surprised - I did not get sick, I did not faint.

Winnisepu: There are a lot of alternative-thinking people in the world, but the man who pulled his shoes to his wife in the nursery to wash them is clearly unique.

Water could not be extinguished, but cooled the tank with oil (gasoline) vapors to prevent an explosion. Most often in the case of a fire at a oil warehouse, the first calculations of fire cars arriving at the place of the fire are not extinguished, but engaged in the cooling of tanks. Otherwise, the explosion of a heated tank would be worse than a multi-ton bomb.
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The video clearly shows that the calculations, instead of creating a water curtain, are trying to extinguish a burning tank. In addition, they drove the calculations directly to the territory of the base, put the cars between the containers, and why did the emergencies talk there.
The one who led this should make a harakiri, but it will be as always.

I propose to close the topic – when I started it, there were no explosions and deaths and it was still funny.

I am a chauvinist. For me, half twelve is a late evening, and midnight is a deep night. I recently said goodbye to a boyfriend who for six months has never understood that you don’t need to call me at two o’clock at night to shout: “I just wanted to wish you a good night!” (I jump from a sudden night call, thinking that something terrible and probably tragic happened, then I can’t sleep back for a long time, all tomorrow I walk dark and struggle with the desire to bite someone).

A few days ago, I found out his version of the reason for the separation. I am not a romantic!

There is no monthly use of oral contraceptives. According to their instructions, in general, the test should be done periodically.
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What is it? ? How is it? ? there is menstrual-like bleeding,it is necessarily in a break taking for a month. If it doesn’t, then yes, the test would be good.)
And NOT in the instructions for drugs that you need to regularly do the test. No is! ? The author is a man?

The Musophobic:
...I recall loudly about the dividing director Nietzsche.
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This is how unhealthy sentences arise, in the likeness of "...the devil escaped and stole the moon".
He was not divided, he was a counter-motor. Do not blaspheme.

Here is! This is! I want more!
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In short, Kolobok is a four-dimensional pizza. Do not ask why.

Not exactly so. The colobok is a projection of a certain four-dimensional object (in analogy with the hypercube it will be a hypercube) onto our three-dimensional world. Pizza is a two-dimensional projection of it. They have a common geometric law: all its points are equally distant from the common center in all dimensions. In two dimensions it is a circle, in three it is a ball, and in four it is a hyperchar. There is no further terminology, but real mathematics does not care about such little things. Have you heard that triple integrals have no physical meaning? Unlike single and double. Here too is the same: there is a law, there are equations, the number of dimensions does not matter. In string theory, the ends and ends coincide with the assumption that the universe is at least eight-dimensional, I think.
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There are several string theories, 26 dimensions are required to describe the boson string theory, and only 10 are required for the rest of the theories, with each theory describing space-time with different characteristics. The eight-dimensional theory was made by a German physicist-theorist, the name and date I, unfortunately, do not remember, it was in the last century. His theory may be able to help make a hyper jump.

I want more such topics! Destroy all nonsense with knowledge!

I miss the old internet (even on DialUp). When there were not all these successes. When every request was given what I needed. When you could normally talk to anybody.
Maybe even the Southerners still miss the time of slave-owners.