Yes, we, all the women, each year gather for the slit, the tiff, the shabash, rehearsal orgasms and share chips, how to lie to men that we love sex. Whoever refuses, we linch in place. This is a worldwide conspiracy, anyway, otherwise why would women lie that they are enjoying sex?

No need to regret single fathers. The teachers, considering me single, and sitting longer with the child did not mind, and dressed the child to my parish.
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We have a widow and a widow in the kindergarten group, it is not lucky for people to stay alone with small children at a very early age. The man is a worker, enough money does not smell of him, but it can be seen that he does everything he can.
But when it comes to collecting money – "She is one, we will not take from her!", and about "He is one!" no one remembers. When I started talking about this I just did not understand, the picture did not enter the template.

You’re more careful with him, he’s a Jew.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Do you remember the company’s website ****, they were engaged in building materials? He did it to them. He asked the director in addition to the salary and a percentage of the orders, the director sent him, left in the state for the salary. So this spider agreed with the competitor, and put the redirection of all orders on his soap. And since no one had access to the admin, he worked there for six months, then his director fired, the type works poorly, the site does not develop.

I hear the phone call, I raise the phone and say "Madame". I wait for the continuation. It turns out he said "water" and waited until I stopped sinking and opened the XDD water supply)

The human body can only withstand up to 45 del (unity of measurement of pain). During childbirth, a woman feels pain up to 57 del. This is like twenty bone fractures received at the same time.
Men, appreciate those who gave you a child.
YYY: And this proves again that a woman is not a man.

I watched the second season of "Sleeping Horse"
YYY: Is it about getting up to work?

If you don’t care about your homeland, if you have excessive ambitions and talent for a penny, if you want to grind money with a spade, especially without bothering, if you make fun of the fact that everyone around you hates you, then our job is for you. The Russian football team will hire players.

My friend came back from lunch. He tells us:
A fish was thrown into the pond at the church.
They were there last year. I answer me.
Maybe they were, but I haven’t seen them. I was there in winter.
In winter, the fish are not very visible in the pond. For such aquarians who want to watch fish in the winter, there are entire shops. With glaciers, wheels, and morphs.

Taesiamus: I write folletons and stories for myself, sometimes I add some to the blog. Today I was filled with all the outrage from the jokes about the programmer, when a friend asked to write her character in the universe, because YOU can write! I’d rather never know that feeling.

In the network "Eat at home!" for visitors will be free Wi-Fi.
But access will only be opened after the forced viewing of a passage from any movie of Mikhalkov.

A free Wi-Fi will cost 49 p. of 90 cop. No VAT per day per visitor.

Xxx: A2 to A4
YYU: Are you a fool? We are playing maritime battles, not chess.
XXX: Idiot yourself, next time you won’t be lighting the ships. Now put the three-deck.

YYU: As I said, I don’t remember who, I don’t remember what.

coco

Or, for you, a cool manager is someone who knows nothing, but knows how to scream loudly and pressure people?
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You must be jealous in silence. Not all women's brains with a baby will come out of the cry, you won't believe.
The lady gave birth to children in her youth, the younger went to the kindergarten when she was 25. In five years, you can grow into a top manager.
And in adequate companies you can easily go to the hospital without interruption from production - the "home office" mode is called.
As already mentioned, not all women after the birth of a child turn into chickens, unable to think of anything but children.
In other words, your childhood fantasies.
By the way, I don’t know how to your fantasies, and in reality a cool manager is not one who works 24/7, but one who builds the work of the unit so that everyone works, and the manager only controls. And if you work in the evenings and on weekends, then you are the same biomass that is driven by the rough managers X)

The Blue Horse is a shit. I knew that Anka wasn’t a femininity model, but yesterday she exceeded all expectations.
What was she surprised by?
Blue Horse: I broke it yesterday and stayed there for the night. I thought, wine cinema, all the work. She looked around and said, “You have fig curtains, it’s too light, I’m not used to sleeping.” While I was wondering what the hint was and whether she had decided from place to place to arrange the house, this goat walked into the warehouse, found my old drawer, put it in the corridor, shrugged all the doors and crashed. I tried to push it up – she whispered, “Light!”" and went down with her head under the blanket. Pizzac is shorter.
You’re a fucking winner in life ?
Blue Horse: It’s true, she’s eaten breakfast from what she found this morning. But the fucking idea of sleeping in the corridor with two sofas and a full-fledged bedroom doesn’t stop it.

Another time, you understand that you have to choose expressions. Not from what.

Tramway

I was awakened by the phone:

It is great, rough! Did not know?
Not yet, but probably must.
- This is Bobik, Bobko, you and I were in the same class. Do you remember? I was in Moscow, George gave me your phone.
Hi Bob...

I haven’t seen Bobby since I graduated, it’s been thirty-one years. Particularly uncomfortable was the fact that I had long forgotten his name, although apparently he did not remember mine.)

Honey, how are you with time? I’m free all day before the plane.

After two hours we were already sitting in a small cafe and ordering a chocolate ice cream.
Unfortunately, the bald fattened Bobik, I knew much earlier than he did me, it turns out, years and worked well with me. Who could think?
Bob was a powerful German-Italo-French businessman, and also a Dutch subjects. Married, three children.
On the children's topic he took it:

Well how? How to raise them? You give him, you give him, you pull all the veins out of you, and he suddenly declares, "Daddy, my "Audi" is five years old, all my friends are looking closely. How much more will I ride on it?”
Do you imagine? The boy is twenty years old and he turns his nose from a five-year-old Audi? Stupid, well why not? Why did my mother, with three classes of education, and even without a husband, manage to educate me, and I didn’t?
Although we lived in such poverty that it is terrible to remember. I remember during the summer, all the holidays I went to work with my mother, helping her carry the boxes there. And not just on the tram, but strictly in different wagons. Do you remember the Czechoslovaks? And if the old one approached with a harmonium, then my mother and I didn't even sit in it, waiting for it to come with separate cars.
They climbed and stood: Mom was at the end of the first car, and I was at the beginning of the rear car. So they looked at each other through the glass, not separating as spies.
And to go, among other things, far: from the Yanovsk Cemetery and up to Lychakovsky. From Shevchenko to the Walk. Do you know why they did so?
Why is?
Money saved, that’s why. Two times three cents and the same amount back. And when, for example, the controllers flew to my mom in the car, she showed me a compost sign with her hand. I quickly knocked two pounds and ran over at the stop to her, and she, at that time, pretended to be digging in her bag and looking for tickets.
If the day was a good day, without controllers, then my mom always gave me those 12 saved copies and I was happy, not that this, "Audi" he is five years old... And even there is no talk to go to my grandmother to the hospital.
Fuck them with them.
“Bob, and I remember your mother, a prominent woman. She had such red boots.
Exactly so were! I’ll send you a greeting and say you remember her red boots. Mom would be pleased.
How is she alive and healthy?
He is alive, but not in good health. One day there was an attack, they were taken to the hospital. She has lived next to me for a long time. I bought her an apartment in Amsterdam, but she doesn’t want to sell Lviv. The village. Well, yes, because she is so calm. Hopefully one day he will see the lion again.
What did I remember from my childhood? Now I came to the hospital, my mother was still in resuscitation, I was not allowed to go there, but I was taken through the glass to look at her. She lies under the dropper, very close, unfortunate such. She felt, opened her eyes, turned her head, saw me, smiled, and suddenly raised her hand and once, as a "composer show", as in childhood in the tram.
I stuck in the whole corridor, and the tears of myself...
The doctors look at me like a fool, and I grieve and cry.
Fuck, here and now.

Modern priests are like rapers. They ride expensive cars, take pseudonyms, walk in thick chains and read very incomprehensible texts.

The truth and the plebees.
Yes, I am tall
And yes, I am a fat woman.
This is a truth that makes no sense to offend.
But how would you tell me to react to the message of a third-party drinker walking out a bottle and a saucer that I am a fat cow?

This is:
Antibiotics cause a mutation of viruses, which is why the child may not be cured with the usual prescribed pills.
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It has muted you.

Ten days after menstruation, you can have sex without a condom.
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The men! The attention! 10 days after the start of menstruation. Do not confuse