by taffy729:

When you see someone
He created a sad shit.
Make fun shit.
To maintain balance in the world

My sister went to Yisk on a business trip. Sharing the impressions:
The boys are fun here. The shoulder is immediately straightened, the head is lifted up... today another such picture is going, he is under two meters, and here as if he is trying to appear even higher... such a smile – a reaction like a flower that has been poured. They blossom, they glow, they glow like sunflower. .. >.<

It is such.

They will raise the price of the subway to 500 rubles per trip, and then say that the subway is not in demand and some lines need to be closed for unnecessity.

Now this, as strange as it may be, is happening in the depths with the electricity of the suburban communication.

Take our cowboys. First, they removed the early morning and evening electric cars (HSCs, the most popular among workers and students), but left virtually all day cars (which on weekdays go in the literal sense empty), reduced the number of cars from 6 to 4, hit the price for the zone to 18-20 rubles (from Minvod to Kislovodsk there were 7 zones), and then after the scandal returned the cancelled electric cars, but introduced an off-road fee with even more horse price, and now Pyatigorsk-Kislovodsk in one direction costs 94 rubles with copies.
This is the same thing....
I live in Kazan - I will sign under every letter of the message from MinVod.
Same with us.
But we build a high-speed highway, we take away houses and landscapes (practically without reimbursement), we fill the Volga (we breathe in the sense).
But on electricity, we will save!
All are good!

I am looking for a monitor in an online store.
The only recall:

Very good monitor, I will not list the characteristics for me quite enough, I will stop on strength, twice hit it with the fist in the center, killed the current one pixel and then because the ring was,strong!!and "

Control in the head:
"13 people found this review helpful"

When our second and third were born, we also started to ride to Mega to wander in silence.

It is not as difficult to stand for yourself as not to sit for others.

Oligarch cat (an old veterinarian's story)

Once upon a time a very wealthy couple came to me. They just don’t come from the street. Prior to the call was from my senior supervisor, that, say, very important and necessary people will bring the cat for examination and treatment. And, say, you have to take it properly.
Well, they came, get out of a portable cage of fattened and lazy cat, and on the table they put the history of the disease of three centimeters thick. He heard the long and excited story of the hostess that the cat has lost interest in life and all that... Meanwhile, the cat lives in his own apartments, the size of my apartment, he has his own servant, and needs in nothing knows. They hit the alarm. When he began to give up the pastels from the goat’s liver.
I immediately pushed the history of illness aside, and whispered to the owner that he would send his wife out of the office. When he asked his husband to bring something from the car, he advised him to send her for three or four weeks to some Caribbean. During this time, the animal can be healed.
Will call soon. He reports that his wife has fled, and he is ready to bring a cat.
“The cat,” I replied, “is not necessary. Come by yourself.”
He comes. I explain to him that the cat should not be fed for a week at all. Only water to infuse. Then buy a piece of six laboratory mice (the bird was still in Moscow in the old place), put it in a cage in his room, and when he shows interest, open the cage.
A couple of weeks later, she calls and reports that the cat has recovered completely. He runs around apartments, catches mice, plays, demands a cat.
Two months later, I accidentally found out that the hostess who had returned from the islands had the harassment of her pet, and she had divorced her husband.

What is the general experience of work by specialty?
I am in charge of the job of a cleaner.
Why did you decide to clean the toilet?

How hard you all live: someone is always wrong on the Internet.

"Father of two lovely children"
Interestingly, someone wrote something like “Father of two ugly, ugly, left-wing children.”

and nearby:

Q: Would you fuck your pregnant wife? Would you at least get up on her? Somehow I am very doubtful. A bunch of male betrayal occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives. What does not prevent, by the way, to properly take care of the wife, and at the end of her pregnancy to return to normal sexual life with her.
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This is your private case. Most men, statistically, on the contrary, consider a woman only good during pregnancy and their attraction to her increases.
Although your case is not unique, yes, but a minority.

They will raise the price of the subway to 500 rubles per trip, and then say that the subway is not in demand and some lines need to be closed for unnecessity.

Now this, as strange as it may be, is happening in the depths with the electricity of the suburban communication.

Take our cowboys. First, they removed the early morning and evening electric cars (HSCs, the most popular among workers and students), but left virtually all day cars (which on weekdays go in the literal sense empty), reduced the number of cars from 6 to 4, hit the price for the zone to 18-20 rubles (from Minvod to Kislovodsk there were 7 zones), and then after the scandal returned the cancelled electric cars, but introduced an off-road fee with even more horse price, and now Pyatigorsk-Kislovodsk in one direction costs 94 rubles with copies.

Dear Comrade, Father, Husband and Who Are You There? We’ve already figured out that you like to fuck pregnant women. And the stomach is beautiful and does not hurt at all. Why call yourself a majority?
Better leave the phone, I will send pregnant friends to you.

The guy. Do you really feel so upset when it turns out that you are not in the midst of a large crowd of like-minded people? Or just the brain lacks to understand that people can think and feel somehow differently, and that’s not uncommon? And at the expense of "pregnant friends to send" - it's you, my brother, just a fool, forgive the truth. Young and stupid, and even a fool. It is no longer treated.

News: "World karate champion killed because of car repair"

I’m not afraid of someone who studies 10,000 different strikes. I am afraid of someone who studies one blow 10,000 times. c) Bruce Lee

See also: UGU Fear the one who repairs the car.

zzz: Remembering the "resource receipt from the tractor Belarus"...

I confirm:

About the unemployed at Bentley:

When brave police officers cheat on an accident or any other incident, they ask the victims about the place of work. When you tell them, they whisper that they have a long time to write, and you get bored. It is easier to say that you are unemployed. It is easier for them to write.
The journals as always blow up, and the people cheerfully catch up.
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Absolutely so. Recently, a witness was present at the drawing up of the accident. My testimony sits, forms
A job, a job, a job, an unemployed job.
I - I can say
Gaez - well, it doesn't matter at all, but it's easier and faster.

Good that Wikipedia is not YouTube. And then what it would be: read an article about HIV - and here are those on, for the rest of your life you will be linked to syphilis, trippers and chlamydia...

xxx: fucking, the city or village I will go to is called ))) tadaddammm GÖYNÜK)))
xxx: just don’t laugh))
yyy: The name is fairy )))
Yyy: You will laugh ))
Yyy: I put this name on Google Maps, it shows me a city somewhere deep in Turkey, far from the sea. I think strange. began to watch
yyy: It turns out that where you go on Google Maps is not called Göynük
yyy: More precisely - not just Göynük
yyy: A, ta-da-m!, Göynük Bld )))
yyy: Pronounces with discouragement and despair: Fuck shit!!!! ))
XXX: Blythe
XXX is terrible!! to

The girl has PMS, very irritable, irritable, but she understands this.
Sorry dear, I am so annoying.
She approaches and embraces me, I in response embrace her slightly shrugging her on the back.
Fuck you yourself.

Instead of getting out and going to work, they scream here to measure who will be able to stand more on the stock market. There were a lot of such in the 90s, his wife is in any job, and he is a pilot, blatant, he can not get money at the holographic work.

Any man who stands on the labour market instead of working is not a man, but a woman in the body of a man.
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That was offensive now. As you can see, your wife is struggling at any job. And historically, the peasant women were stunned by the principle of "I and the horse, I and the bull" and "You can still remember horse racing and burning cages." So don’t go here, the grandmother in the man’s body would still smell.

“I used someone else’s eye pencil today, fucking a pencil, blurred.
A stranger? Is it how?
We found it in the car when the luggage was removed.
- In general, by the idea, you should have arranged a scandal with me after that, asking whose pencil.
Ups, I didn’t think of anything. It is too late, right?