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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116332
 21.07.2015
As part of the trial of the case of a 45-year-old transgender who refused to have a gender change surgery, the Supreme Court of Cassation of Italy ruled that a citizen does not have to resort to surgical intervention to officially change gender.

This is what happens? You can change the gender on documents and go to the women's dressing room, well, and if anything, then say that you are a lesbian. The Profit! =) is

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116331
 21.07.2015
From the worse blondes driving only a blonde with a laughing chihuahua on her knees.
It came out such a bite in the morning from the neighboring garage, and the shaking shit as it pulled her under her arm, the lady pulled her foot and carefully in the gas pedal...
She so beautifully carried her car.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116330
 21.07.2015
Ticks and mosquitoes grow mushrooms and berries in the forest as a temptation for prey.

by KONDEXIII

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116329
 21.07.2015
I receive part of my wage from my wife. I found a place she won’t find: under the back cover of an old TV, inside a copper coil under all the other spare parts. Today I hear from my wife, “I was looking for salt here and found money in our old TV”... Salt... She was looking for salt... salt in the TV... Salt!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116328
 21.07.2015
Oh wow wow! Mom has arrived! My grandmother ran away by chasing her grandchildren.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116327
 21.07.2015
Here was the seizure of power by ovulations-TP on a once-humorous resource...
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Yes, all-powerful ovules, they are like that. They raised a bunch of men-nitics who climbed here and killed the resource with their shit about one thing, about the other, about the bab, about communism.
And now other ovulations have seized power on the resource. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh be careful. Will it still be...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116326
 21.07.2015
I just presented a teleport traffic jamming with a waiting time greater than a road walk.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116325
 21.07.2015
From the signature of a forum member:
What the devil is, there is no doubt.
The question is what he wants:
Go in or go out of the world..."
- reminded the movie "Stranger"... There are both options!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116324
 21.07.2015
A well-fixed girl doesn’t need your excess excitement.
by *****
Hopefully the co-workers will be able to record you well. Or a company of unsolved embals in the underground.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116323
 21.07.2015
The world has learned to make reliable cars... the Japanese are no exception. It is time to accept it and accept it.
WOW: I did not learn, but stopped, since the car became accepted not to earn, but to borrow :-)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116322
 21.07.2015
The strange man:
I’m looking forward to smart socks! There is no one to play chess with.

You can play with socks. in the hiding. Find a couple. And then they win and sometimes they win.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №116321
 21.07.2015
If you tell a girl that you love computer games, you can hear her vagina clogging.
yyy: With the sound of closing the door from Doom

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116320
 21.07.2015
I was able to burn today.
He said, “It was fun, right?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116319
 20.07.2015
The washing! And so, Dressura, make this man man man. The main thing is not to forget to insult the symmetrical response in time.
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Oh what a horror! An adult with healthy hands and legs and head to be subjected to such humiliation, as dirty socks to be forced to bring to the underwear tank! Additions to the plate forcing yourself to put on! Or is this shit you still refuse to wipe, you have to suffer yourself, poor man?

A symmetrical attitude? Well, if the husband does not mind washing all that the wife will just bring to the tank or cook what she will only put on the plate, then such a symmetrical husband is a treasure and it is necessary to carry it on your hands!))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №116318
 20.07.2015
to the nostrick.

I put an office basket for papers for my husband at the far end of the bedroom. Everything, now when he removes his socks - he throws the twisted pants in that basket. Sometimes he runs three times until he gets there.
Now he’s my champion in basketball, and I don’t have to look for a bottle under the bed.
I am a young man.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116317
 20.07.2015
>=>=> there Let's get married and the phrase sounds - During this time our broadcast made 219 people happy!? to

One with the screams "You will not take it alive!!!" He ran out of the studio and now happy.

For the old truth: if the bride goes to another, it is not yet known who is lucky.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116316
 20.07.2015
The phone call:

XXX: I see you now, I ask you.
YYY: What to do with swollen condors?
Is there a metal knife?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116315
 20.07.2015
The loser loser.
A woman’s nipple is like a safe door. You need to know where to turn, how to turn and how much to turn."
Turning the safe door makes no sense. Same as the female beard.
Turn your piper, it may make you easier.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116314
 20.07.2015
by Artem Kliatchkine:

In St. Petersburg, at the descent in the subway, a bumerang sits, gathers a little stuff in a cap, reads the choked tomic of Arthur Clarke.
A smart city.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116313
 20.07.2015
is right!
It is better to drink your husband's brains for a socket lying not on a feng shui, to blend the remnants for a dirty plate with a mixer, which resulted - to drink through a tube, reporting for an undernourished dinner, and when the husband decides to escape - to count in his back that #all-nothing and #real-nothing left.
by *****
It is wrong!
Better day by day to collect scattered dirty underwear from the floor, to collect and wash all dirty dishes, to perform even elementary self-service actions for a capable person (after their work shift, of course).

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