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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114292
 02.06.2015
I’m angry with the slogan "I’m your new Mazda"
Everybody knows that the man is a girl!
And for creative advertising, I offer a new idea:
a large plan of the radiator grid,
Characteristic breath and...
"Luke, I am your mashed!"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114291
 02.06.2015
Brother is studying in the music school, so it turned out, classical tenor. I am preparing for the chamber singing exam (if I’m not mistaken). This is such a romance:
Do not wake her in the morning.
In the morning she sleeps so sweetly.
In the morning, she breathes on her chest.
Brightly blowing on the hole of lanit...

And since he has problems with memorizing the texts, then bragging about dawn, holes and lanites, and further on the text delivers. And then I was distracted:

Do not wake her in the morning.
In the morning she sleeps so sweetly.
A sleeping cat on her chest.

and all. Every time he gets a cat. As he does not adjust, bringing his eyes down (Lemeshev rests), no matter how he holds, but after "she sleeps so sweet"- the face curves, the voice begins to rage... further rust.
Per Feth was inaccurate. The morning is more romantic.
Why am I? The exam today. Leah, forgive me if anything.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114290
 02.06.2015
I want to rub again with quotes about admin, cat and so on. I’m fucked up by your quirks about piddars and lesbians!Admin, cat, shredder

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114289
 02.06.2015
XHH: We were at the Andes exhibition today
They hanged pictures, sat down in the corner to play chess.
The passing hipsters began to photograph us, deciding that it was a perfomance.

Iiiiiii is all you need to know about contemporary art.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114288
 02.06.2015
xxx: Is the game of crucifixion considered an insult to the feelings of believers?
There is no sins in Noliki, there are sins in the Christians.
zzz: But if the crosses will win, it can.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114287
 02.06.2015
X: I still need a book.
See also: Oh! More in detail?
I need a school diary.
Because the school diary is the most adequately organized diary I’ve just seen.
You are a fucking genius!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114286
 02.06.2015
By the word about DR: met with a guy, just a relationship started, called the DR, don't know what, thought I bought a pot, filled it with honey and gave it with the words of Vinnie Poha-The best gift of course is honey, every donkey will immediately understand, even a little, a teaspoon - it's already good when you or him, when no matter who (not me only) will give a birthday pot with honey!))) In case I bought a bottle of tequila + lim))) 4 years of life, a year of marriage)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114285
 02.06.2015
xxx: And I once in my childhood a bunch of adults horribly confused.
Such adults were in our time, shy, you know.
In short, I was sent out to walk, so that the guests would not get confused in their feet. After some time, when they are already drunk, I run in and joyfully announce: “And now I have finally learned what JOPA is!” The silence, the silent scene. Finally, the most courageous of the adults asks so quietly: “Well, tell us, and what did this turn out to be?”
The ass is Aleshkin’s pop! I announce loudly.
I know, I know specifically. Aleshkin’s mother shouted, “Alečka, I’ll catch you now and put you in the ass!”
I hide and start to look.
And she caught him and pressed on the pope, so I realized!

And nobody even sneered because there were ladies in the room.
This is what adults were in the old days.
You can no longer see such adults.
You will be laughing at yourself, my laughers.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114284
 02.06.2015
XXX: I have a nervous tic in my forehead O_o
YYY: This brain is beating
YYY: Count if... _ _...
It is the sauce.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114283
 02.06.2015
News for 2013: the price for using the toilet in the train will fluctuate depending on the business you are going to do.
xxxh: I already imagine a controller who checks "and whether you’re busy".)
WOW: options: 1) listening; 2) camera 3) a guy runs from the side and watches what falls out of the car)
The guy on a motorbike goes and broadcasts: the first, the first, I'm sleeping, here from 13 car flies shit, and what is paid for?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114282
 02.06.2015
As the former nurses explained to me, "living by the concepts" - you are already a peder, even if you just made a girl a cuni. But if you brutally struck someone in the ass or at least gave him the cheek, you are not a peder - you are a clear guy. This is the kind of logic they have... And if you don’t get up on the men, it’s only because you haven’t been in jail yet.
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Yes, only normal adequate people will not listen to these animals.
Being heterosexual is normal. Being gay, lesbian, and bi is normal too.
Homophobes go and kill against the wall.
That is all.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114281
 02.06.2015
The HHH:
Pray not to kill me.

I have not been called so yet...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114280
 02.06.2015
to this:
XXX: I saw a heartbreaking picture today. A black man bought bananas in the store.

Which shirt to him? At home, they just cracked and ate, and in barbaric Russia, you have to pay for it.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
After graduating from school, she flew from her parent’s nest to a large city. To the nest was attached a plot of 12 hundred. So in the city, the heart was shed blood in the potato shop to buy! And onions and eggs! It grows in the garden for free!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114279
 02.06.2015
I am looking for a disk clean for a diploma, and I found a disk with porn images. The 90’s were crying. Three times.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114278
 02.06.2015
XXX: Opening the mailbox today, I found nuts there. Whether the mail pigeons have passed on them from the seeds, or whether the mail is now carried by the whites.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114277
 02.06.2015
What are your plans for the evening?
They are busy. My mom and I go for a walk.
You have 16 with a tail, a healthy forehead, and all with your mom)))))))
First, my mom is older than me, only 20 years old, and second, she looks much better than you. : r

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114276
 02.06.2015
Here is :
Am...

My mother is alcoholic and drinks regularly.
- Mother hits on the children, more enthusiastic about the new hatchback.
My mother is often seriously ill.
- Mother "sitters sometimes in a psychiatric room.

Is your mother working late? In my childhood, this was the most common reason.
— — —
When the elderly was assigned to kindergarten, the wife was on the rescue, then the child was chesty and restless, then the wife also broke her leg.
The kindergarten is not far from us, but far from us. I took the little girl away in the morning, and I took the whole family of my wife, who could, and in the evening I took her away from them when I could. My aunt went to meetings.
In the kindergarten, I also periodically wondered: do we have a mother?
In general, they saw their mother only two years later.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114275
 02.06.2015
XX: I think treating the great Egyptian cranberry is also expensive
XX: but the dream is flawed
yy: any Egyptian fever to treat is expensive)
Yy: especially if it is large and winged.
Yy: what the Sphinx brought to
Yy: And obviously he had only a cold.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114274
 02.06.2015
For some reason, there was no time after the update of the apps "oh super, it became so cool!"
And always " why did they do that?and "

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114273
 02.06.2015
The little son asks Stalewar’s father:
Daddy Daddy! I was told by Kolka here that all metalurgists are Gandons, is it true?
Not all, only the previous change.

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