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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116292
 20.07.2015
"1.5 thousand summer camps visited in the summer by emergency services staff"
I think this is the time to send a child to rest.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116291
 20.07.2015
Peter is such a city where the extreme mini and the 60 DEN are quite compatible with each other in the summer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116290
 20.07.2015
The whole problem is that as long as they are able to work - give them everything, "Where I want - there and spend".
And as a disease or a pension, it is immediately a whisper that the state, society all owe them and owe them. And all because these cowboy children have the first and most important instinct is to grasp under themselves, and the second is that they owe them everything, and they owe nothing to anyone.
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Yes, no, the whole problem is that while you work, you pay taxes, but you go to the hospital and still pay for medicine from your pocket, because without money I will treat you so that... the paragraph is full. The same with pensions. You pay these deductions for 40 years, then you retire and you still need to work, because you can only exist for retirement, and then not very much, but it will not work. At the same time, working on retirement you continue to pay retirement payments, which is double fun.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116289
 19.07.2015
Well, if by good boys you mean crumbling crocodiles (with a rich inner world, of course), then yes.

But good is good in everything, right? And in appearance, and in the ability to communicate... A cute, sporty, fun guy, and at the same time also smart, educated, decent (good in everything, yes) will always be grown up!
by *****
+1 is
Boys who think of themselves as good are worse than the worst.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №116288
 19.07.2015
When you blame a husband, daughter or someone else for not cleaning up the dishes, think about whether it doesn’t look like a man or daughter poured coffee, put on the table, distracted for a minute on a phone call or there to make a sandwich, turns - and you have already poured untouched coffee and with a fierce look wash the cup? And this son’s sweater,, lies on the chair/sofa, not in the closet, because the son is going to put this sweater on and go to the universe – you don’t have to grab and wrap in the laundry, the bulldoz has grown, to whom it’s lazy to pull a thing to the laundry basket.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116287
 19.07.2015
Everything is much easier: "good guys" is such a politically correct definition for those male representatives who have nothing to praise at all. Beautiful is characterized as beautiful, smart is characterized as smart, cheerful and the soul of the company - as cheerful and the soul of the company... in general, any quality will sound in the definition. And when there are no qualities, but not to call a person any (although he is not beautiful, but not ugly, although not clever, but not a fool, etc.), the abstract is pronounced to the rescue. As good as he is, he does nothing bad. True, with a girl because of its complexes, most likely, will be jealous paranoid, considering fictitious accusations as a sign of indifference, but at the stage of dating it is poorly identified (unless you get a clinical case of a good guy, who will be brought to watch a mom or a aunt or who will build a conversation in the spirit of "I am unpopular with girls because I have an iPhone and a passport machine is not there, babies are useful creatures, I hope you are not such, oh, and you where, so out of knowing, all the babies are the same, because I have an iPhone is opened..." - but usually they are still smarter and not immediately so burned).

By the way, in fact, they are quite popular with the category of girls "only married", they just prefer to avoid these girls themselves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116286
 19.07.2015
It is not a question. It is very possible that this is not in the federal law. I live in St. Petersburg, accordingly, I collect in Google "RULES of use of land passenger transport (bus, tram, trolleybus) in St. Petersburg" and read paragraph 10:
* by 10. The front 12 seats in the cabin of the tram, 8 seats in the cabin of the trolleybus, 6 seats in the cabin of the bus on the left side along the course of the bus is intended for disabled persons, passengers with children, pregnant women and the elderly.
Other passengers occupying these seats shall release them for those persons.* is
Pay attention to the word "MUST" and look for the rules for your city yourself. For Moscow GUP "Mosgortrans" "Rules of use of the NPP" in paragraph 6.2.7 uses the word "Obligated".
I very much hope that "Prufet" has satisfied you, you are like a part of me too...
Always is yours. The Society.
and----

Give me a fuck and a joke. I bought a ticket and I owe nothing to anyone. Yes, and on the fence also "hui" is written, and what? The fence is fucking?
and----

No, fuck it is you, sadly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116285
 19.07.2015
and 15.
- Ivan, I told you that the pediatrician is up to three, and the rheumatologist is up to two, and you have to go to the rheumatologist first!
I did not say.
First she said. Second, even if you didn’t say, you know their schedule! Why did you go to the pediatrician first? You will not get a rheumatologist in place now! It no longer works!
It doesn’t matter how much she works. She would only be there when I come.

The FFSE!
The man grew up.
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Dolphin has grown.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116284
 19.07.2015
The child is unworking. My mother can’t stand:
“Son, put water in a cup and field flowers, please.
What a flower?
That one on the shelf.
and??? to
In the light pot.
Which sausage?
and Facepalm

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116283
 19.07.2015
The fact that the letters R and P are nearby is a much bigger problem than B and Yu: I never had the girlfriend of Julie, but Olya is already tired of my questions whether she got out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116282
 19.07.2015
The Resolution Dispute
Who asked for examples that the RPC is a religion of thieves?
From the latter: the RPC for the money of the parishioners collects humanitarian aid for the DPR and the LPR. Another time for money! Not on their own, whom they have at least in their ass, but on the tens and half that grandmothers offer in sacrifice. They have their own production - bakeries, candlesticks, they make quas, they write icons and they make other crafts. Taxes are not paid altogether. And they call – bring us the money!
I live in the city of Sergiov Posad. The city has long been captured. Any favored land/building through the administration becomes the church’s property. I liked the building in the center of the city (former restaurant "north"). But the fall! At the building 17!!! The owners. We couldn’t deal with them and... the building burned! As usual, the wiring shortened, you know... from six sides at once... now the building goes into the property of the city, and then - the church...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116281
 19.07.2015
HHH: You have disappeared!
A total degradation! Now "niko" can not write.
Soon, they will not be able to remove the cell phone.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116280
 19.07.2015
Dear moderators, the administration of the site or anyone there making decisions on this beautiful site. Please create a forum to discuss quotes. I am personally not interested in discussions. I do not think so alone. With these "theme", "here", "theme" the project becomes like a second-class publication with cats from the UK.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116279
 19.07.2015
As I can see, foolish, you have not yet had retirees like the IMD. Lifetime right of wear. Or from other organizations, such as pensioners-loaders whose hands do not bend from the thickness. Who will ship you to your destination, with all your retirement, if you just get stuck on them in the bus? A Soviet retiree is a spawner.
So will fall. Go straight in the bus.
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A brief remark without details: "People, be kind and respect each other! What a fucking shit to you!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116278
 19.07.2015
Or, when reading religious narratives, there is a persistent impression, I think not without the efforts of modernists, that atheists are all intelligent and logical, and believers are stupid and one-sided.
This is the case....
If atheists understand the world through their minds and logic, and believers believe in an imaginary being that helps them, if they correctly shake their hands, then what other conclusion can we come to? and :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116277
 19.07.2015
Why is your phone flashing all the time?
SMSs from the bank are constantly coming. I do not read them. They annoy me...

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116276
 19.07.2015
News of Lipetsk:
A long time ago, the municipality transferred to the energy enterprise of OOO "Roga and Copy" sewage collectors on a free basis, with a balance sheet value of 7 million rubles. Today, for the repair of sewage, OOO "Roga and Copy" sells the municipality these same collectors for 280 million rubles. The municipality is happy to buy them. At the same time, the installation of these collectors under the contract with the municipality will be carried out by who? is right! OOO "Rog and Copy" Question: What was the amount of the repayment under all the above conditions?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116275
 19.07.2015
Give the child a bitter pill.

When I was a kid, I put all the ugliness in my mouth. My mom just left a pill on the couch and when I slipped, she ate it and didn’t even rise.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116274
 19.07.2015
Here I read these and similar quotes and just wonder: where do you find such fools? It feels like it is a conscious and purposeful selection. Or is it among men that marry only the weak who are not able to take care of themselves?
Surprisingly, a 30-year-old single man.
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You will laugh wildly. I took my husband from a student dormitory. Before me, he had been cooking for four years and washing his own shirts in his laundry. How did it happen that after a couple of years of marriage he didn’t even put his dish in the dish after lunch? How did I collect his socks in the wash like mushrooms all over the bedroom, with a basket for dirty clothes? Girls, do not let your husbands break up from the first minute of marriage. One day, he sits on his neck and descends from her only after the divorce, no matter what kindred he was before the wedding.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116273
 19.07.2015
xxx: Do you have 5 minutes to talk about the warm lamp sound?
YYY: I believe in the blessed double-blind listening and the sacred oscillograph with a spectrum analyzer!

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