Lex: Modesty does not adorn a successful musician, businessman, or politician. Unfortunately, modesty is the trait most beneficial to a successful maniac.

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The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)

>> How do you explain to your kids what your dad does at work? Immediately you will read the university course or "rejected, small, you will still not understand"?

Not quite in the subject, but suddenly I remembered how I was explained about the power of the current, and other electrical circuits:

Imagine a long tunnel, well, like a subway, filled with people standing in place. These are electrons in the conductor.

From one side of the tunnel comes a huge monster. It is tension.

The size of this monster and the degree of its horror, directly affect the speed of stumbling people from it through the tunnel. It is the power of current.

Because the width of the tunnel is limited, the rear rows are forced to pin on the front rows, which are not so scary yet, creating a dungeon and local battles. It is resistance.

If a concrete wall met in the tunnel with a door that barricades the path and narrows the passage, it is a resistor.

If a hole with a width equal to the width of a tunnel is formed, it is a condenser.

If there is ice on the floor of the tunnel, allowing the rear rows to push people on the ice easily and freely, it is an inductivity coil.

and etc. not entered

You know, I understand why he has problems with girls. At the beginning of each new relationship, he long reflects on whether it is worth the effort. It seems to me that even right before the trial he will stand up in front of the bed with the view: "and yet, to fuck or not to fuck?and "

This is a good shit. Does it protect against pregnancy? Not less than 95% protection is bad? from diseases - from a dozen protects with an effectiveness of 70-90%. and symbolic? The rest is nothing at all. Are you being paid for disinformation? Increase the birth rate in the country.
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Once I heard the version that condoms first help, but then the body gets used to them and they no longer work. If anything, this pearl gave me a man (!) With the Highest (!!) and technical (!!!) Education and you say...

Is the price of oil up to 70?

-hz, but here the bank of fireworks to 5 bullets can slide

Really, who are you nine? Are you a gynecologist and will check the scars with a colposcope? Do you honestly think you won’t be fooled if you’re such an idiot? After the rupture of the sting, you can roll a sweet fool for 5 years, pretending to be a beginner, and nobody will expose you, except a gynecologist; you can very much even do anything, without entering the vagina, if it is so fundamental, only to consider this GM... virginity? Or if it is very necessary - you can sew the scar, and it will be like new, will break with blood. There is an elastic shell, there will be no blood at all, and how will you check? Old lost crocodiles want fresh meat or hope that they are so good in bed that they will not be deceived? Rather, until this foolish girl realizes that something is wrong in bed, a few years will pass, and where will she go with the children?

Once I heard the version that condoms first help, but then the body gets used to them and they no longer work. If anything, this pearl gave me a man (!) With the Highest (!!) and technical (!!!) Education and you say...
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For example, I am accustomed. At first it was uncomfortable, interfered... then picked up the right ones, started to dress properly and used to them, I don’t feel them at all and they no longer act... I’m nervous :)

Alien Isolation: Alien in this game is more like a giant cat. Then he walks unclearly where, noises, then opens the doors, tumbles in front of them and
He changed thought.

I rarely watch cartoons – cartoons mostly, I can culture about space and animals. This morning I waited for the student, slicked through the channels and stumbled on the broadcast about black holes, rejoiced, but the next thirty seconds practically broke my psyche:
Scientists have proven that black matter is divided into hot and cold - this means that there is actually heaven and hell, and BOTH THESE HELL - hot and cold, inhabited by beings that were painted by Hieronymus Bosch and showing pictures of Bosch. !! by! to
I still don’t understand how my mouth didn’t go out.

In some countries of the former union you can find cleaners whose education is higher than those for whom it works.

In the coffin.
Sextants fought in the square.
I imagine: - On the ship, in the runway, gathered sextants, gyrocompasses, echoes and other brethren and - Rebellion on the Ship!!! to

The C Spaces:

xxx: angry that they can't remember the name... how many times - Olga Semenov One hundred million times - Semenova is my name!!!!! to

Yyy: The girlfriend became so Svetlana Bobrovna (Svetlana Bobrovna). Oh the times!

to this:

Well, or they are all sewn in a row, have unrealistic exaggerated requirements and look so unattainable that not everyone decides to approach...

The late virgin is more afraid of the boy. Therefore, it can be cut off - scary, too fast and even dark. There are several types of virgins: those in whom personal space is open, they are deprived of virginity easily and in time; involuntary - keep virginity, because they are so inspired or forced (people or psychophysiological circumstances - it does not matter); closed - they in principle want, but their personal space is closed, they are not so easy to take and go even to the level of "simply friends". To take such, you need to be: a) confident in yourself, b) delicate, c) patient, d) truly want to, and d) not to let go. You need to reach a certain level of closeness with such a person. These are not exaggerated requirements, but quite normal - not having sex with someone you don't trust and who you don't love (you personally want the lady, not the usual, so too overwhelming). Many guys are not confident in themselves, they fall away immediately; not many are delicate at the right level of confidence - they are just naughty, it scares the girl; not everyone has enough patience for the shots of a person with low self-esteem - they psychize and leave, adding scars to the soul and chasing it even deeper into themselves; and, finally, not all are brave, and not all really want it. The Virgin remains waiting for the only one who will pass her cockroaches. Such things.

They have a wild excess of manganese in the water in this Soviet and they are very brake!!! to
I thought I was a brake, my wife says I was walking as I slept, but these people even froze me with their slowness!
A whole settlement of people-slit with fairy inscriptions of the type "Soviet Zags" (i.e., there is an anti-Soviet one around the corner).
However, there are also pluses.
For example, after 8 p.m. you can’t buy beer.
But if the non-Russian seller said, "I said, I quickly sold my beer, I said, for nothing, did I go through your whole frog village to you in the barracks?" Don’t believe it, it will sell!
Because I am for him such a flash of the sun, an Egyptian deity from a flying pyramid, a black coat, a mole...

Commentary on the video, where schoolchildren for a while decompose the Kalashnikov machine:
Be afraid of us, cows! We will dismantle all your weapons and you will have nothing to fight!!!and "

From eilin_o_connor:

And I thought about this: do you remember the vows you made in childhood to yourself or others on the topic of "I'm about to grow up - and..."? I remember two of them very well. First, I promised myself, when I became a full-fledged adult with pocket money, to buy as many rubber striped balls as I wanted. Obviously, I had some kind of injury associated with the balls, somewhere I was not bought something, although I could, but all the details of this sad event were erased from my memory. and clean. The determination towards this reckless purchase is all that remains.

Well, I can say that this item of childhood dreams is fulfilled. I buy as many balls as I want. That is nothing.

The second promise was about sleep. I swear to myself that I will never go to bed after lunch. I will not be at nine in the evening. Even at ten!

It was very dark, and in general, it also happened.

My wife works as a designer, accordingly, the machine is always at the level.

I: So how did you get the brains?
It is 4GB...
I: and how? is flying?
She: Uh, chrome has stopped to thumb...

I love the smell of rain.
Because the rain washes off itself.