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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113412
 15.05.2015
Comments on “16 Bright Refrigerators Will Help Eat With Appetite”
1st The refrigerator should be black and dull, so that you do not want to look into it again. It would be good if he beat the current. Autoblocker for the night. And that every time he closed the door, he would say with a deaf electronic voice: go out of here, fat creature, then do not forget to look in the mirror.
2nd In refrigerators, as well as in humans, the rich inner world is more important than the appearance.
Three and ah. As you look at the prices, all the appetite disappears.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113411
 14.05.2015
Xxx: I had to disappoint him. It’s pretty romantic, but it doesn’t matter, I’m married.
How is he, poor man? Get out of contact?
Xxx: And he started proudly telling how not in time returned husband some chips down the stairs.
Yyy: Well, he doesn’t look like an idiot trying to seduce a girl with a story about how he’s already broken someone’s life and then quit.
A man’s logic!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113410
 14.05.2015
In the Bible, God told Solomon that he and the children of Israel should worship him alone and not serve other gods. There are many of them there. There must be a hierarchy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113409
 14.05.2015
The C None:
A Chinese businessman has sent 6,400 workers on holiday to France.
Without any comments.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113408
 14.05.2015
The boss banned drinking at work
YYY: And you do not call him.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №113407
 14.05.2015
I live in Europe and they do everything to make us, the people, think and do what the government wants. No one cares about the real wishes of the people.
What is allowed, we do. Not more, not less.
and...
And they are not allowed to suck on the streets, to smoke at the stops, to turn the mosquito loudly at night, and for the squeezed mosquito in general can be planted. Say the falls? They ignore the real wishes of the people.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113406
 14.05.2015
To give birth to a child and give it to a babysitter is brilliant. Why give birth to children if you don’t do it? If they are raised by a aunt, and you are only formally a mother?
– – – – –
And now instead of the "nyanya" and the "teti", put the "children's garden" and the "teacher" and wonder why these people give birth to children?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113405
 14.05.2015
here here :

Somewhere I read that a vacuum cleaner can dry your eyes. I myself like to experiment, well, and decided to check) the eye on the spot only around the finjal)

This is very important....

Shit, why did you write this? I had to go to the interview tomorrow!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №113404
 14.05.2015
Not because of the good life our parents left us unattended.
My parents were divorced. My mother raised me alone. There were no grandmothers, no one. When I was 11, my mom went to the guard for the first time. In the Taipei. for a month. There were no phones. On the wardrobe on 9 floors, only 1 phone at the wardrobe for calling emergency services. The first time I was left with a aunt who came to me every day, cooking. But she didn’t heat her mom for money. Then I was left alone. She cooked, washed, cleaned, and taught herself. I had money. My neighbor received my father’s alimony and gave it to me. From the age of 14, I was issued all powers, alimony, my mother's subscription, everything I received, kept, spent. All birthdays and New Year's holidays were home alone, and my mother had a working watch. It was hard. And if then the means of communication were available now, everything would be different.
About the rape. In Tomsk in the summer, an unknown man took the girl straight from the kindergarten. I searched the whole city for a few days. not saved. Most women will not be able to get away from the attacker, even one. And rape frostbite even the elderly. No one is protected. But that doesn’t mean you just have to spit and hope it all goes well.
To educate a child to be independent and to give it to yourself is not the same thing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113403
 14.05.2015
Aunt, an avid gardener, is negotiating with a friend on the subject of acquisition, pardon, fertilizer for beds. Dialogue between them:
– Sonja, you just tell me honestly, is the nail really good, right, shit?
What was answered at the other end of the tube, I don’t know, I didn’t hear from under the table, where my husband and I went out of the whistle. We will find out in the next day, we will find out.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113402
 14.05.2015
Why are all the quotes funny at night?
I read, I have fun, I give away to my friends. And in the morning I receive a lot of messages with doubts about my adequacy (

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113401
 14.05.2015
The real case. The employee has written an application for leave, and on which a resolution of the boss is made. When the employee goes on vacation, the boss sees that he is absent.
Where is user_name?
He has been on vacation since yesterday.
Who allowed him?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113400
 14.05.2015
Those problems that in the 90s were solved in ten minutes by calling a friend, today it is necessary to break down for six months with the hiring of lawyers for five-digit amounts without the guarantee of the final result.
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It is immediately apparent that a man wants all his problems to be solved for his grandmother. Now the law is against. The state is on the guard of the law – it perceives it as personal hostility. What is this law? Maybe I should pay more?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113399
 14.05.2015
Ladies and gentlemen, stop taking the trolling "chief" from задолбайка 17246. The courts in 99% of cases make decisions in favor of workers in labour disputes. Look at the practice at the consultant and do not behave. No internal acts of the company abrogate the laws. No one will force you to work on a weekend without your desire (unless you are an emergency service and not a staff).

All good coming weekends.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113398
 14.05.2015
The children's theater show "The Adventures of Buratino"
In the band, there was a Freud clause: Malvina is a girl with hairy blue.
Keeping serious and not mistaken on the text at the premiere for Piero then became a real problem.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113397
 14.05.2015
A hard but hard boss.

First about the girl manager. It follows clearly from our forum that not only did not bring a specific deadline for the preparation of the treaty, but also did not explain the level of priority of the various tasks. Otherwise it would not have been that the girl was something related to the job and she could not be attracted for breaking deadlines. It is the fault of a younger boss. And the girl didn’t want to cover his difference (probably not the first time).

About the certification.
Does it cost all employees? Or individual ones? If individual, by what principle is the sample? What proves the objectivity of the assessment? The written assignment? The Protocol? The audio recording?

63:0 – I would like to believe. Because an adequate employee will not bring the situation to dismissal by article. It won’t win a labor dispute. Not profitable economically. judges or those who have nothing to do.
And serious lawyers on the part of the employee will rarely meet. Again, the price of the question is too small, and the cost of time is large. Customers are often inadequate. See also Therefore, such affairs (although not always) are conducted either by weak specialists or by the client's sincere excuses for money.

And in general - it is a typical situation, when management first survives adequate, able to work and know the price of people, like a flow. And when there are only those who are no longer taken anywhere, and those who have everything - suddenly begins to notice that they are working somehow.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113396
 14.05.2015
Hm... If "interface" - "interface", then "backup" - "backup"?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113395
 14.05.2015
While measuring seven times, everything that was possible was already cut off.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №113394
 14.05.2015
It is illogical:
here here :

Somewhere I read that a vacuum cleaner can dry your eyes. I myself like to experiment, well, and decided to check) the eye on the spot only around the finjal)

This is very important....

Shit, why did you write this? I had to go to the interview tomorrow!! to

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Did you want to go to an interview with Fingall and go without an eye?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113393
 14.05.2015
My son is a younger student. He decided here to include him in the exact sciences, he stunned all kinds of chemical experiments, including "exploding paper." The essence is to mix the solution of iodine with nasopharyngeal, wait for precipitation to fall, and then filter through a wet blender. If the formed crystals are wrapped in paper and slightly ticked with a hammer - such a boom will be decent. My son is excited!
After the experience, there are a few more crystals.
I seem to know a way to punish a neighbor on a zipper who parks on the lawn.

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