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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103409
 29.09.2014
In Australia, a goldfish, at the request of the owner, had an operation to extend the brain tumor. A man loves his fish. Apparently successfully

YYY is Australia. The country where people fulfill the wishes of goldfish

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103408
 29.09.2014
Well, sit with your pilots rights and other legacy without a man! The man is important to the continuation of his kind and point!
Z is.: in Kuban Krivošapko - a normal, respected Cossack surname. And this is Macovections - what is this?
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You do not insult the representatives of one of the world religions, whose tradition is to pass on the mother’s surname. Do you think that is the best of them all?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103407
 29.09.2014

The Ministry of Health approved the package of honey. The Pharmacy.
13.06.2012 at 18:30
Marina is
If the passenger got sick and he loses consciousness, then I get an extended set of bandage materials when he needs a smoothie, and the car driver removed him from the pharmacy? What place does he need to be linked to get conscious?
04 April 2013 15:42
Alexander is
Where is the iodine? What can I do without them! A notebook with a pen!!! and idiotism. Who writes this gallery?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103406
 29.09.2014
Ivan008: It’s all fine. and the newspaper "truth" instead of toilet paper was very ok - no one complained, and lived without longing
ckkpss: эх, and how he stood
Some still didn’t stand or didn’t stand anymore.
Psoy is lying! In the Soviet Union, everyone was standing. There was no sex, but the fuck stood.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103405
 29.09.2014
XXX: Remember, did I dance with you in the past?
YYY : No! I am a humble girl, I was hiding from everyone! and ;)
8 in the salad.! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103404
 29.09.2014
These are all your lilies and bibles. I gathered a bulk here, soaked, added salt, stems of strawberry, leaves of hernia and shrimp leaves. He placed in a bowl, placed a circle from the top (from the oak, the bowl did not fade), placed a stone-valoon on the circle (in the Black Sea on the coast). So by the evening, the water was poured out of the jar twice, and it still poured out on the floor. How?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103403
 29.09.2014
by 4pda:

News: Google has hinted that the next version of Android may be called Lollipop ("Ice")
Comment: I understand that Google is hinting that last year’s owners are going to get rid of the update.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103402
 29.09.2014
A vacuum cleaner smokes a cigarette in 4.5 minutes. I don’t know why, but I checked.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103401
 29.09.2014
I write a report, swiped the phone.
I look at the screen at 3.14 nights.
Time of Pi.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103400
 29.09.2014
by *****
A false statement to write like it does not like.
by *****
Two years to endure it. The people in the area respect it.
Then he complains that he lives in shit.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103399
 29.09.2014
Basically, your quotes are apparently only read by gastarbayters, or moderators are the most honest shit. Running out, insulting Please dismiss these fools and hire someone with humor. thanks

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103398
 29.09.2014
First comment on the product:
"There is a need for a breakdown.
I have to see what is inside.
If the Li-Ion battery, it is a pure summer option.
It would be good if it had AAA or AA batteries and a battery compartment to remove them for the winter.
PS: I’m from Peter, where there’s 300 cloudy days a year and we don’t have such devices.

It seems to be a norm comment, all in the business, but the product is a DIMISESONY SHORTS! and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103397
 29.09.2014
Reviews on Yandex.Market on the phone "Vertu Signature S Design Ladies Mother Of Pearl" for 840 thousand The RUB:
1) is
The Dignity:
1 cheap
It is not a pity to scratch, scratch, drop, etc.
It has a huge built-in memory (4 GB).! to
At work, vibrators are taken for an earthquake (I go home 3 hours earlier)
The shortcomings:
It is not possible to use the phone in sunny time (diamonds flash and they are not visible)!
If you hack the Pentagon website, it overheats and burns your hands.
In winter, the steel cooles so much that the hands stick.(Al if you break the Pentagon, it’s the norm))), it gets warmer)
Overall, a great phone: inexpensive, reliable, beautiful. I recommend! Take it!! to

2) is
Comment: taken as a brake for keys - norms
3) is
A great phone, unfortunately, the case is hard to find on it, and when my hands are dirty in the garbage (I work in a cowhouse), I have to wrap it in a garbage bag.
4) is
Benefits: You can make nuts.
Disadvantages: No
One day, as I walked through a dark street, I noticed that two men were following me, and when they approached too close, I turned and hit one in the head with this phone, after which he lost consciousness, and the other with a scream ran away.
5) is
Benefits: Easy
Disadvantages: No
Comment: I got here recently like this in my head at night from some paranoid. In the hospital, they said that luck would have been Nokia 3310 – he would have killed.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103396
 29.09.2014
28 September 2014 21:52:01
In Kharkov today demolishes the monument to Lenin
while the monument stands, but the two activists have already shaken a rope
28 September 2014 22:19:44
Monument still removed - 4 victims, not counting Ilyich

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103395
 29.09.2014
Uggur: I’t get a tangle in my mouth.
ɹǝɟılʍǝu: Not repeating other people’s mistakes is wise, but not interesting.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103394
 29.09.2014
Qqq: We had in the regiment: Major Zaytsev, Lieutenant Zajac, praporchnik Zayonchkovsky and praporchnik Zaika who joined them.

QQ: And that is real. To come up with, as Ilf and Petrov said, it could have been more ridiculous.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103393
 29.09.2014
Question on "Responses"Milano.ru
How do I access a website if I forgot its name?
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The question is, is it worth it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103392
 29.09.2014
As the practice shows, on the road the column is headed by the slowest.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103391
 29.09.2014
The birthplace

Leningrad is always Leningrad, for this I love it, even stories in it happen somewhat to the depths of Leningrad.
This could only happen in this city.
A few days ago I wandered around Peter, remembered my hungry but happy student time of the 90s, took a breath and looked into a small Georgian restaurant.
Inside half-dark, five or six tables in total, one of them was a fun, dull company: three guys and a couple of soul-painted girls: toasts with a Georgian accent, loud laughter and a little bit of matta. A normal restaurant company.
In the remote corner was a old man sitting on a stick, I was at the next table, and here was the whole restaurant audience.
A little cute Georgian came, accepted my order, and at this moment a fun company together with rust, issued another, already very loud mat.
The old man nodded his head, rose heavily, relying on his stick and slowly beat toward the company.
The waitress, apparently pleased with what was happening, looked at me and lowered her voice to a whisper, said:
He will calm them quickly.
And indeed, the old man bowed over the noisy table, apologized, for disturbing and said something else.
Suddenly the company was replaced. The boys and their painted girlfriends snugly picked up all their plates with bottles and quickly went to another table, and the old man took their place.
No one has roasted like a horse, and no one has roasted as much.
I was stunned by the effect produced by this noble old man and realized that the waitress knew something.
Ele waited for his “Hachapuri-Machapuri” and quietly asked:
What old man is this?
The Georgian, pretending to wipe my table, whispered:
“We don’t know his name, but he always goes here, about once a week. He comes and goes by taxi, retirement, says, allows. He refuses snacks, orders only tea with milk and cakes.
He always sits at that table, and if there is busy, he waits until people leave and then still sits there.
And sometimes, when the visitors at “his” table start to behave a little badly, like these, he approaches and politely says, “Sorry, you could not behave a little quieter? Once upon a time, where this table was, there was our bed. My mother died in the blockade and...”

The waitress took a towel and decidedly headed toward the kitchen, wiping her eyes on the way.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103390
 29.09.2014
How to distinguish physics from mathematics? It is necessary to ask the question: “Anonymous is parallel to the word?”... The mathematician will answer: perpendicular; the physicist: consecutive.

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