Lev Lvovich Lvov from Lvov, I wonder, are you in the world?

Someday in the winter, a fattened hat burned on the welder. He is cooking - everyone turned away, we turn - a torch burns on his head, and he doesn't notice. Taking a hat.

It was such...

I remember at a small, ‘thousand’ and ‘blonnetlanpostel’ age, I had a honeymoon of the same age. They spent 24 hours with him: games were played, hiding from mothers, praised by folders. And then I was taken to the village for a year to my grandmother and grandfather, from where I came back quite clearly. I saw that friend - hugged, laughed and rejoiced, it was time and "Hello with how things" to speak.... WEEK - he is Uzbek, I am Russian! I still hide what little ones say in general children, and adults teach them bad things.

You know, if my mom was going to teach me, I would be very surprised. None of the parents in our class did lessons. This is the norm of life. What kind of infantilism is this? If a child can’t cope with their lessons ONLY, what do you grow out of them at all? When I entered the institute, I filed papers myself, I went to the exams myself, and then there were literally 2-3 mothers in the vestibule, and their children were ashamed that they were stuck. And now it is the station of one of the worried parents! Nearly every 2 hours the children are taken to the institute, named...Away from the children, right?

Return the red with the spinner.
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As a child, I went to a camp in Anapa. It would sound beautiful – the sea, the sun, the beach, the fruits... And it turned out to be a tough hardcore. You wake up at 8 in the morning, then with the rest of the squad are taken to charge. Charge on the beach. It is hot, the sand is hot, deep, it is hard to go, you are already all wet, you want to drink. It would seem - this is the salvation, cold water! Here is fucking. You are not allowed into the water, but it is always in sight. Next is charging. A fucking charge! Back on the sand to the camp. The question is, what fucking thing was it to cross the sea? Apparently, we were educated in the strength of will and the fighting spirit. Then the whole camp was taken to collect cherries. They were all poisoned. But it is nothing. I haven’t been charging for two days.

What is this "Table"?
Ancient goddess of food.

Gleb: The topic reminded me of a dialogue:
I want to write a book, but I can’t.
- try to give concerts to the piano, it is easier, you need to press the black and white keys (they say, the money is good)...

Steven Seagal attended a military parade in Moscow.

The main thing is not to let him go to the naval parade.

He can catch the link alone. There were precedents.

here here :

Citizens, 70 is a number, not a "digit". 7 and 0 are two numbers. They form a number. The central channels lie to you. I don’t know where to get angry.

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I totally support. They would still be in the airplanes in the sky with the letter "VICTORY" depicted...

About Karelia :

We need to know what time to go, or, they say, there is a very aggressive mosquito.

Bite in the ass through the notebook in the back pocket

People who like to do epilation. Here you will get into a desperate position, and you would have to tear your hair on your ass, and nothing...

First comment on the news about the new Tesla batteries for the home:
The house is shattered...

Just a huge number of marriages break up in the first year of a child’s life. Until then, it seems that everything has gone wrong.

And often in this case, the wife expels her husband? Usually it happens somehow: “You started paying me little attention, I am tired of slides and toys all over the house, I am not sleeping out of his/her crying at night, I have not been fishing for two days for a hundred years, I am tired of giving all my money for diapers, sweaters and snacks, I was not ready for it, I am leaving.”

Uncles, aunts and gentlemen! Yesterday, 8 May in the SPB, nailsIki sold for 50(!) The rub. thing...the usual price- 25 rubles.,In the eve of the holy holiday I want to say thank you for this to the flower business gateways....And yes. Don’t forget to stick on your car – we remember. We are proud. Yes is. You remember you are proud.

We have the king of the stage and the gold voice of the country. There is a primadonna and an emperor... It’s a pity that no one knows about it abroad.

A provincial town. On the eve of the building day, I receive a phone call from the administration. "To congratulate and solemnly hand over the honorary certificate by the Mayor of the city of N, the Director of LLC "___" to arrive at 13.00 in the Act Hall." “Well you understand, it’s not free, put in the envelope 5000 p.(pause), and if you want the mayor to congratulate the manager at the workplace, he can go to you, but it will cost you 15,000 r."
I give it to the boss. Answer: "Ask how much it will cost for the mayor to come with the entire administration and splash with the drum."

Denmark, Belgium, the Netherlands who surrendered in 1-5 days, France who fought for 30 days cannot understand - why are the Russians so celebrating Victory?

Citizens, 70 is a number, not a "digit". 7 and 0 are two numbers. They form a number. The central channels lie to you. I don’t know where to get angry.

I hear my husband scream:
and Maas! I cut the eggs!

Now you know if it is in the kitchen or in the bathroom.