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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103209
 24.09.2014
The same methods can justify pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophils and cannibals. Sado-mazo and swingers, in comparison, are children's leaves. In general, giving in to the pedestrian, we will get a very dangerous precedent, threatening the destruction of civilization.

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Civilization has existed with the same sex for so many millennia, and here it came out and threatens to be destroyed. Civilization looks at you as a sick person.

And this is even if we do not take into account the terminological chaos of homosexuality and homosexuality and a complete misunderstanding of the difference between voluntary relationships and violence (in the case of pedophilia) and unauthorized subjects such as animals and bodies (the essence of fetishism).

Try to increase education.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103208
 24.09.2014
My mom hit me and caught me in depression :(
YYY : Why?
Previously, when I was throwing your jeans into the laundry, I was constantly pulling condoms out of my pockets, and lately they’re not there. Are you completely desperate and lost hope?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
My mom is burning!!by 11111

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103207
 24.09.2014
Caring in an emo environment is a complex and confusing ritual.
Its main task is to find out the sex of the partner as unobtrusively and delicately as possible.
c) The joke
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You are lying, my dear. This is not an anecdote, but a twisted quote about the Gnomes from Terry Pratchett's books. Dwarves not only in the view of other species all equally bearded, in helmets and purely abstract somewhere there under the knots differ in gender, but also between themselves the question of gender only in marital relationships and affect, without having a social gender role.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103206
 24.09.2014
The first "response"

Q: Could I get pregnant if I wasn’t finished, it was without a condom but went in for 30 seconds?

ууу: "inserted seconds on 30" - this phrase made my day, you can go to bed)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103205
 24.09.2014
Damn, like a film about Holmes, so he is there necessarily a sociopath and a shit. I already imagine Miss Marple in modern interpretation – army shoes, piercings, tattoos, a motorcycle... And a lesbian more. The film begins with a frame on which the "Psychiatric Hospital of St. Mary Mead".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103204
 24.09.2014
Viol: I know one guy under the nickname Elizabeth and he has no problem with that. Communists can get into it. You know, Marx, Engels, Lenin, Plekhanov. In the case of Marx and Engels, you need to know German.
Viol: One in one - not to be distinguished from the historical prototype.
Viol: Even the features of the face change a little. It looks a bit awful from the side.
Viol: True, he drinks all sorts of herbs for this, so it is not without medicinal effects on the psyche.
Viol: He has a pretty busy history, like many of my acquaintances in this field, he started with Satanism.
Viol: And he wanted to become an obsessed demon.
ACCount: He wanted the devil and got the communists?
Account is Ohuenno.
Viol: The Bible does not expel communists - verified.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103203
 24.09.2014
From the discussion of the article on Oktoberfest 2014.

X: A couple of pints and a carousel - desperate people in Munich gathered.
Y: Pinta is an English measure. In Bavaria they drink liters.
X: It turns out that Russia and Bavaria have a lot in common, because we also drink liters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103202
 24.09.2014
5) To prove that you are not a "destroyer" and not a "drug addict" the hot heads of one with you orientation offer to hold "parades", as in Europe with Americans.
6) Google at the request of photographs from those "parades" publishes photographs of some frics - men in women's underwear or with pitches on top, women with naked breasts, unclear sex creatures pulled into the skin, chains and with phalloimitators coming out of their mouths...
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Idiots are gay too. Approximately the same frequency as normal. But you can always see in the first place is the idiots - bright, dumb. You still judge all Russians by the participants of the Russian marches, Ukrainians - by the Maidaws, ecologists by the greenlist, and women by the utkogubim solarium chickens-grills.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №103201
 24.09.2014
The Homosexuality:
I normally treat homosexuals and hate pederasts, probably because I have never seen a single live gay, and pederasts surround me both at work and in transport, and here at home one right across the road parked...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103200
 24.09.2014
The customer has received a sample of price agreement protocol. 64 graphs horizontally. It is called a file "One Common PC"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103199
 24.09.2014
Hackers posted intimate photos of Conchita Wurst on the Internet, but no one needed them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103198
 24.09.2014
The season of oysters is those months in the name of which there is the letter "r". That is what I know. You can order them by May.

My mom at the station said the same thing about the cold.

...Yes? should be. I don’t even know why ice cream can be a seasonal meal. Probably this is somehow related to the cattle hotel, with the ancient calendar.

This is an ancient belief, kmk, associated with the absence of refrigerators in the stations.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103197
 24.09.2014
The Mockup:
The guard said to me this morning:
Tell me, what level are the tanks?
I do not play.
Okay okay?
and seriously.
Does the car not pull anymore?
Humorist

M is :
I am 😉 😉
Are you so poor that you don’t have a computer to play?
Or is it more here?and narcotics

The Mockup:
Yes Yes
I don’t play tanks because the computer is shit.

M is :
I don’t see any other reason why he doesn’t play that shit 😉

The Mockingbird :)
Wildly popular
All young people play.
He thinks I may be 20 years old.
I already have grey hair.

M is :
Those young people say you’re in a domino.

The Mockup:
Fuck the fish.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103196
 24.09.2014
If you have an apartment or office overlooking the Kremlin, then the big question is who is watching who.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №103195
 24.09.2014
We went to Simferopol by train. Ordinary food, nothing supernatural. July, night... Bank of beer, cards and a friend pathologist. We were overcome by wild insomnia, so we talked for life and played a fool. After the twentieth party, he suddenly stood up sharply and looked into the corridor, after which, with such a manic face, sat back and said:
What a beauty!
For some reason I thought he had seen a beautiful passenger or something like that, and decided to check. Looked out, and there was nothing but sleeping passengers on the different sides of their legs. Pressing my shoulders, I sat closer to the window and looked at the lights flying past.

A friend suddenly stood up and, grabbing his wallet, headed somewhere toward the toilet. I did not even attach much importance to it. Then it turned out that this man was going to the toilet, took out of his portfolio of handbags and put on the big fingers of the legs of all those sleeping in the car. When I said he was a fool, I slept and fell asleep.

I woke up from the terrible scream of the conductor, who was heading to another wagon, and saw this wonderful picture. Looking at a friend and again seeing his maniacally satisfied smile, I realized that the pathologists have a rather peculiar sense of humor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103194
 24.09.2014
The Kremlin is discussing Russian sanctions against the United States in response:
And let’s close Barack Obama’s account at Sberbank!
– My offer is more terrifying: let’s open him an account at Sberbank!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103193
 24.09.2014
Like Apple, Adidas has decided to produce new shoes with incompatible ropes every year.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103192
 24.09.2014
The same problem was, 28 years old, 1.99m, 65kg, karate + boxing. Can you give a pencil from a twist in the face, and the point, if there is a shake and you sit for it?

You would have it, would have eaten something, or it would have been a whole worm. The cartoon is fucking))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103191
 24.09.2014
My wife teaches programming.

J: I already feel a sweater with an elephant on my chest!
M: Don’t worry, the deer only appears in your code.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103190
 24.09.2014
here here :

Where is the peace going?I work in the department of pastel linen..comes a girl who is called "I am not my baby" I say a cushion need size 50-70( well triangular one).. triangular cushion triangular four-sided cushion O-o

Question to the outrageous journalist: say, is it the teachers' fault that this four-sided dumb pussy, working in the pastel linen department (I am silent about signs of interruption), could not forgive the girl the reservation?

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