A man was going to sink. Standing on a bridge with a borderstone on its neck. A woman runs to him and cries:
Man stand up! Wait to!
What do you need?
The woman stretching the package:
Take the cats...

Do you know that there are different types of prostitutes?
The ones that are taken at home are not separated at all
How will you define now?
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If he says, "Let the money on the box," then a prostitute, and if he says, "Take the children out of the kindergarten in the evening," then the wife.

I have a friend. by Nikolai Nikolaevich. His father’s name is Nikolai Nikolaevich. The son of a friend is called (ta-dam!) by Nikolai Nikolaevich.
In this case, the son of a friend was born:
If you get married, get a daughter.
Break the vicious chain!"

Macaron monster: not to be confused! Bisexual – one that both boys and girls can like
And the one who sleeps with every encounter and encounter is not a bisexual, it is a BILL.

He listened attentively to her and timidly then asked if they had accidentally (he said - INCIDENTALLY) in the presence of a 5mm-thick galvanized sheet and travers for the crane.
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The guy is a thin troll, however. Galvanized sheet greater than 4.5mm is not produced

XXX: Do not drive on the forklift line
Yyy: and in the Arbat-Pokrovskaya
XXX What is there?
YYY: Just to make people less

I received a spam message from the job site:

Find out where to get up to 500 thousand rubles!".

"Hm... Yes everywhere", I thought and didn’t start reading.

SE: Make a very cool framework, call it “Remove”. Everyone will start using it and boast that “our website is made for fuck.”
GP: Oh, that’s a framework and it’s always been, but we didn’t know it was a framework.

Ghennady: I want to share today’s event, the eyewitness of which I have been. I sat in the bus, I went to work, I left the headphones at home. Some drunk from the morning the cock began to make an agitation in passenger transport, such as: to get to the bodies, to start blue conversations with other passengers, to overwhelm people talking on the phone. One man hinted to him, say, let’s calm down, let’s go out and talk '. Drink, say, without a bazar, let’s go. Something I wanted to go out with them, because the machete was stuck. So the bus comes to the stop, these two go out, I follow. The seducer (who turned out to be a guy of a sports body) broke his fist on a fucking drunk (who turned out to be a meter-two-height bump). Ambal's nose was swept from a blow. The comforter said to him, saying, let yourself behave badly and left. Alkas was upset and sat and waited for the next bus. and all. And that’s all, shit! No screams, no sharp clashes, no nichu. Ordinary morning fighting in Minsk. Without excess and without anything.

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YYY: For what now?
XXX: For the cat's birth was accepted.
YYY: SHOOOO7
YYY: Right at work?
XXX is no. I didn’t go to work one day.
That’s why you have cats.
Cats are good.

Re: Why does the electric flow bypass the resistor?

There are two roads: on one of the resistors curl, on the other of the wire gold. Which mother will you lead?

I can't do it, I'm on a date today.
Did you suddenly have a girlfriend?
XXX: Aha
YYU: What is their name?
The Book of Olga)
The princess? O_O
Not a princess, but a bookwoman, she works in the library.

From a website about headache treatment:
A proven method of treating a headache that occurs due to a shock of the brain,
by Ubiquity. To do this, you will need a seat with wooden edges. Of course, not everyone has such a site, but if you try, you can find it.

The edge of the sit should be pressed with teeth so that the face is inside its surface. Then gently hit the fingers of your left hand on the right side of the sit, and then hit the fingers of your right hand on the left side of the sit. Then with the palms of both hands also gently hit on both sides of the sit. Make sure that the powder is the same. These actions can be repeated again.
And in the evening of the same day do the following: stand face to face to a smooth surface (painted, polished, canvas, mirror - any), lean your forehead and nose (remember how in childhood you pressed to the window window) and start to sit slowly, without opening your forehead. The forehead will begin to jump down small steps, there will be vibration. This is the method of treatment. The pain goes away very quickly, sometimes even after 3 sessions.
Whoever does not believe, let it be checked!

I wrote about the same case as that, I was advised a couple of handy movements and you have two bottles of deodorant at home. What I recommend to you :)
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And then this man suddenly becomes an official.

What is this pattern-breaking?

"The Autodrome On the autodrome comes a little "Mi-mi-Mi-Ni-Ni" girl in a light coat. Maneuver between rolling machines (not in the category "B"). In a jump, it jumps past the men’s bikers (and not on "A"...). He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!) than the rise of the pattern to all present."

The girl in the garage costs a Japanese or state quadric cubic for 800. She will ride on it. on public roads. A helmet and full crew. According to law. Certificate of tractorist. (and yes, in our vast country - quadrics, bugs and other motorcycles are category A, tractor).

No, I understand everything, it is a struggle with obscene vocabulary, but to be fooled in the forum for the phrase about the Ipatievsky monastery, with the wording "for the use of hidden mat", it is already too much.

My flower fertilizer business went well.

But Arlee filed a lawsuit against me – they already had a patent for selling the shit for narcissists.

exaggerated prices.

My husband and dad wondered what to give me.

Make a list to stay behind:
1nd Badge
Thermos for 2 l of stainless steel
3. disc sewing on armature for stitching
4 Shinjuku

I wait

There are two admin offices:
Admin1: I would give all the quiet rooms...
Admin 2: and the puzzles.

here here :
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The PS. Oh yeah yes. You have forgotten one small nuance - even if a person is 80 lvl on the placement of tiles (tapet glue, installation of roofs, repair of sanitary equipment, you need to emphasize), he can be banally lazy to do this. Do you understand? The West. The neglect. And if there is a financial opportunity, then why not free yourself from unwanted work?
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Reminds an anecdote about the resort novel: "You are who by profession, tokar? Imagine you come to the beach to rest, and there are machines, machines, machines..."