In the pharmacy appeared condoms with cartoon prints. I feel like someone’s dream will come true, Hello, Kitty.

It was in the tram. At one of the stops, a grandmother and a granddaughter get into the tram. The boy had such a stinking face that I was most sad. The boy slipped on his seat and stood in the window. Grandma jumped around her grandson
Kitty, what do you buy?
Give me a chocolate? andquot;
The grandson shrugged his head negatively.
Kitty, let me buy a ice cream? andquot;
No again.
" So what do you want?"
The boy turns to the passage and the children's bus to the whole tram:
"The tracks you buy me! andquot;
I cried until I stopped.

She: “Did you do it to me?”! to
He is: No. I did it for good.

200 r per hour. A total of 20 days, 8 hours a day - 160 pieces per month.
Is it bad?
and----
200×20×8 = 32 000
160 is. In the mes. not badly. It is bad not to know how to count.
and----
It is like an anecdote:
– Listen, Vasya, they say you have become an entrepreneur? But as you think about money, you had a couple in math school!
Yes, it’s simple: I buy for 2 dollars, I sell for 4; here’s the 2 percent and I live.

What age is 20 years old? The child has long since finished school, so he has either already served and works, or is still studying at the university. In the first case, according to the logic of the invaders, it has long been necessary to drive him out for free bread, and in the second, let him still study, because as a teacher I will tell you: there is no student more unpleasant than the one who earns himself for living and a rental apartment. To learn he has neither strength nor time, and honour and claims - from all holes climbs. For the fact that "I work hard" he, apparently, all the accounts must be put and all the exams automated. And many of my colleagues are conducted - he is good, he helps parents, and my subject is, in general, not so important. And at the exit there is an empty-hearted specialist with a bloated self-esteem (and also to study, and to work had time, yes, I am a megacrute!Surprisingly, but the missiles are falling, and on the internet, everyone is writing, I think IGE is guilty.

I am surprised:

Since I was 18, my mother has dreamed of marrying me. Now I am 24, not critical yet, but my mother looks quite desperate. Per in connection with this in recent years she has become addicted to Russian music and every day includes all (!) The apartment is the toughest pop of our stage. I am for what. I think she has found a new way to what she wants. And judging by my feelings, the way turned out to be remarkable. I'll really get married soon, just not to hear THIS

Mom doesn't know how to hint even thicker that the kids are already grown up (c) and it would be time to go. And I'll also uncover a terrible secret, but don't tell anyone - you can rent an apartment and live separately, don't have to go to your husband. Yes, and not the fact that the hypothetical husband will have an apartment

We often have situations when I do something, for example, glow.
But Vanya asks me for her hand and her husband says, “Let’s go, let’s do it.”
Today I have the last breakfast, everyone has had breakfast before me. Vanessa is asking for me.
Suddenly my husband laughs. I ask why are you laughing?
Yes, he says, almost offered you to eat now instead of you, while you and Vanessa are working.

Played in the Insurgency, as in the two teams: security forces and rebels.In the voice chat of the rebels must someone say:Allahu Akbar. One man rejoiced: when he entered for the soldiers he said, "Jesus is great! It was done!"

Should adults live with their parents? Of course not. Why don’t the children themselves understand this? But let me tell you from my experience: before the wedding decided to go with the bridegroom. Husband's parents: "why do you rent an apartment, we have plenty of space in the house, why will you spend money". Okay, we live with them. Before that, I wanted to go from my mother to the rent alone. Mom: "you what, why do you live this, once I have a chance, separate you still have time to live". Okay, I lived with her. Once you took a mortgage with your husband and moved both parents stated that you finally realized that you need to live separately, or you did not know how to get rid of you. Is that like it at all? Where is logic? Now the husband's parents are just likewise rejecting his brother from moving, up to the point that his mother has arranged him a scandal on the topic of "you don't love us, you what, we are living badly?" At the same time, they complain to us "he would rather have left to live separately, how much we can hang on our neck". The same situation with friends with their parents. Are you wondering why the kids don’t go alone?

xxx: I was struck by only one thing in your comment: that you described a nice, smart and interesting boy as “the perfect victim for seduction.” It did not seem to be a proper installation.

yyy: "good, smart, interesting" and "ideal sacrifice for harassment". In my opinion, for those who passed Russian literature, there is no contradiction. Chatty for example. From the point of view of the Famosov society behaved somehow wrong, was not dialogue, was not part of the collective.

Chatsky behaved frankly humbly, inadequately, and generally rattled, not because he was better or smarter, but because he rattled.

YYY: Oh, eternally alive Russian literature... there will always be a reason for discussion.

Having brought home a furry long-haired cat, now I constantly see how real cracks can fly on the cracks. I thought it was a metaphor.

Murphy's Law: If you need to type a word and you don't see which keyboard layout is active, there is an 80% chance that the word starts with the letter "C".

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Bodrit" is like a disease
thx: inflammatory, judging by "-it"
XH: inflammation of the bone o_O"
Doctor, what about me?
You have a flare, nothing wrong.
o_____O"
The beaver is like a beaver.
by Bobry.
I am a bit bobby.

From Gorillac:
T. explains that he has the right to eat animals until he is shown a worm clicking over a fresh corpse in front of his relatives: "How you are not ashamed! It was a living creature! Per it lived in suffering and died in torment only to make you fill your stomachs! Stop eating it, don’t go about the system! Humans are our brothers in nature, they should not die!" - says T., - my turn. Then there will be them, then again mine.

Do you have a family or just a business and nothing personal? To find out who owes to whom how much and once all the debts have been paid off to run away from each other as from the worst enemies... the Russian man does not need such Eurogay values.

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Yes is. It is exactly like that in Georgians. Children hate their parents and vice versa. Calculations are carried out from diapers and diapers.
They do not understand our spirituality - three families in one apartment - it is Russian and Orthodox. And the aunt on the next bed is just the most necessary element of spirituality.

When I bought a computer, I didn’t know I could copy it. and re-printed like a fool from one forum article to another half a day with one finger. HDD
WOW: You know what? When I moved from a large comp to a laptop, I didn’t even suspect that it had a built-in microphone hole. And so, communicating on Skype with a friend, at the moment when I needed to say something "outside" - I just pulled out the connector of the external microphone bought separately and spoke. He was silent like a partisan. Poor man, this is what I heard from poker...

I had a real case. I had six children then. I was called by the head of the municipality. A funny uncle. Well, I’m sitting in the office, he takes over my docks and, without raising his head, asks: ‘You have so many children... Where do you come from?’ and I answer him without thinking back: ‘You often turn off the lights in our neighborhood.’ He is harsh: "And in what district do you live in?"I: "In the private sector, this is the address..."He is like, without breaking away from the papers, shaking his head: "Well, yes, yes. We often turn off the light. Three minutes of silence. I started running in my head. Suddenly the uncle throws the papers and just wildly begins to chew. Then we talked kindly. At the end of our meeting, he vowed not to turn off the lights in our area. The lights were not turned off for six months. During the New Year holidays, it was turned off once. We got two at once. I had a wild desire to go back to him. He was transferred to another position. We changed the address. There is always light here.

Why have you given birth to children who in 20 years will start to disturb you terribly?
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It is funny. and ah. Kids are always disturbing. Sleep is not given, different restrictions are imposed, they must be fed, dressed, raised. But at one point the child reaches the state where he can take care of himself. Buy and prepare food, make money for clothes and housing. It is hard, yes. It is not easy for parents either. They worked in the face sweat for 20 years, imposing restrictions on themselves. And now they have a chance to get rid of their neck and live a normal life. for themselves. Walk naked around the apartment, have sex loudly, listen to your favorite music. Invite a man to the house if it is a single mother. Invite guests into the house and do all other things without worrying that they will hinder someone. One of my acquaintances, after the children moved, turned one of the rooms into a sauna. I like to rest at home after work. Children are loved, of course, but sometimes they also need to rest. And, agree, rest after 20 years of hard work can be considered deserved.

You stupid degenerates, you are overwhelmed!
Those who hate Europe and think that all the pudors there are stupid fools.
Those who hate Russia and whistleblowing about the Watts are stupid fools.
Those who hate America call Obama a monkey and think that all the fools there are foolish fools.
Anyone who allows insults and bipolar thinking are stupid fools.
I said everything.

Koshka-a-a: Hello to you! Where is Alena?
DmitryD: ozhgshanganimtsnppppmgnmpgmn
DmitryD: rmurp
DmitryD: marathon
DmitryD: roarm
Koshka-a-a: Sashka, hello to you Where is Dad? 😉