From a closed blog:

A: In general, it seems to me lately that all the problems of the historical image of Russia are that it has grown into neighboring territories. If we had colonies, we would be a very respected European power.
B: I would fly to Sri Lanka.
C: And the Hindus would think that the Tajiks went to their native laundry.

to this
"Electric Safety Lectures
XX: Switches must be installed in such a way that they are turned off by the movement of the hand from the top down. To freely falling under the action of the force of gravity the body of the affected current electrician switched off the voltage, rather than turn it on.

It’s right, as cynical it may sound.

I sit at work, forging an old video recorder, hoping it will suddenly come to life. He enters the girl’s office. For the prehistory, its job is to increase debt to the company.
So here comes this girl in this dress, alla porn star + woman vampire. I crossed a couple of times, advised Parang. She said that I was arrested...
I met a guy on a dating site, he owed us money, communicated, flirted, played in love, and eventually appointed a date.. he bought wine..
The wine and compliments were useless, because behind her back there were two court stalls.
From the quarter brought almost everything, a guy will never believe a woman again

I work in an advertising newspaper, there are different copies in the team, but one of the advertising sales managers is pleased, who approaches the main editor and the following dialogue occurs:
Q. Can I go home?? to
(Gl of R – What is the problem?
(m) - Well, I got to cook borst and I can't work anymore.
Then the curtain.

(Talk about the children)

X: My went to Aikido. Today is the second training.
Y: We’re also learning...Today we’re going to go to 2nd Karate training.
X is :)
Y: let them train...then we’ll be drunk to organize battles and bet))

I am a girl and I am a programmer
>I was tempted to somehow arrange for a company with a sysadmin.

Here’s a generation of enikeys who think they’re programmers.

Tagged with: hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair
On the hair - hair - a long mouse in a reservoir or in a stream.
cutting the seed
Curved Instruments
Own the hair tool.
Hair is raised. drunkenly
Cossy - vision defect (cossy with the eye)
A species of rabbit
The real name of the rabbit.
with hair - hair

On a long head, a drunk one-eyed rabbit (because with a cushion) harvested seed with a crooked curve.

Do you smoke this?! to

I don’t know where it came from about the unkillability of the 3310, but when it came out, it was really considered a cracking shit compared to the 3210.

Did ten or fifteen years ago the American teenage comics think that very soon almost all the blockbusters will be about superheroes? Probably not. Are they happy today?
I have the feeling that these same fools run the film studios today.

Because sometimes it is just a pity that F-1 is not in your pocket - to star a fever in the forehead, gasping on the courtyard road!

He could have starred, and the brick would have starred. But you can only star with the language on the keyboard. God does not give horns to a cow.

by Mikhail
Why is?

Irina
If you ask me why, I’ll take you to CS.

by Mikhail
Why Why?

“Alexey, hello, we got a strange email here with a file in the attachment, we thought it was a virus.
Well guys, you thought right.
This is a virus!? to
What did you do?? to
Launched him

xxx: Please tell me if the studio works on the territory of the university and how to enroll there?

YYY: It is working. During the session many such performances are played)

She spoke cleverly and asked, “If the monitor doesn’t radiate, how will we see it?”

Pump the demagogy, brother. We appeal to the fact that her magical computer cactus she also sees - so it also radiates. Then we give the threads for sewing the pattern.

You should have said, "I will go away from you, I see you - it means you also hurt."
__________
Never argue with idiots.

You don’t know anything about people’s weirdnesses unless you’ve communicated with modern holidaymakers.
In the spring they are worn with seeds, all the weekends torch in the garden, water, water, experience, as if it did not dry. Then they experience, as if it wasn’t frozen and sprinkled, still fighting with droughts, collecting all the harvest, dragging on their hill into the city.
xhh: to one day come to work with the words "take cucumbers (pomodras, zucchini, etc.)I have nine of them somewhere.
When do you ask – and why? They are offended.

Loh, do you remember that a manager from 2gis should come to us about advertising?
YYY: Yes Yes
XXX: He just called and asked where we were.)

Habr - discussion: a smart ring instead of smart watches (one of the options is vibration with a new message on the phone)

X: What about the size? I have thin fingers, for example, on the off-site, neither about the charge nor about the size, the feeling that it is a concept at all.
y: You can wrap your finger with a blue insulate
X: It can, but not everyone will help.
Z: I don’t understand how the blue isolant may not help.
W: It may be moving. At least I hope that it will fall not only on the little one.
E: Well if it’s moving and vibrating... Sorry!

Interestingly, if you go out in Russia on the street with the poster "Crimea is our!", then depending on the citizenship of the person holding it in his hands, these words will be either a manifestation of patriotism (thus the person's deed will be praiseful), or a call to violate the territorial integrity of Russia (which is punishable by a term of up to 5 years).

Article: Krasnoyarsk crematorium brought for discussion by deputies
The commentary:
Reader: Here, we understood what industry to develop, that is, medicine, medicine...

FyAnnto: if you write in PHP, you are a peach; if you write badly, you are a quick coder.
FyAnnto: if on java - java
Roman Grybkov: AGA
Roman Grybkov: and if on the piton and bad - you are a piton mixer
Lool is lool)))