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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111829
 08.04.2015
You’ve finally gotten your chest.

Wake up the moderators.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111828
 08.04.2015
Is it possible to make a samurai?
- It can, but why almost ready self-propelled device to spoil?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111827
 08.04.2015
xxx: Passed the test on your psychological length of the member.
xxx: posted on the website
xxx: "Sorry, but we don’t have enough memory to output the number, please repeat it again"
YYY: The number Pi is not a number?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111826
 08.04.2015
Judging by the number of hats on the hangover and the shoes under the hangover, I am married to a three-headed spider.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111825
 08.04.2015
How is the bank?
He: They took tests of the kidneys, spinal cord and soul for a test to know how much they can earn for them :)
He signed a loan agreement.
I don’t give your brain to anyone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №111824
 08.04.2015
Wardrobe or a member.
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Well, they gave you millions of money and told you to build roads on them. You can build these roads and continue to live in poverty, and you can unswervingly spend that money and live peacefully all your life as a human being and your children and relatives will be provided! Question: Which normal, sensible, reasonable, adequate person will choose the first option? If there is such a man, will you not consider him a fucker?
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Listen to it here. A normal, adequate and sensible person will build roads. Because he can see beyond his nose. Because he will know with certainty that after building roads he will not remain in poverty, that the return will be for everyone and personally for him too. Not as fast and not as much as if you slow down, but not one-time, but permanent.
And the most important thing to remember - to spend and spend on iPhones and Thailand every imbecile can, or rather only imbecile can. But saving and multiplying the task is not trivial, and a Swiss bank account can not do this. Money itself is not even worth melting, it becomes a value only by being invested in something, and roads are quite a good option.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111823
 08.04.2015
I am persecuted by the illogical idea that they are the same people. In the city, they are on powerful SUVs meeeeedlennoo overpowering the careful “lightening police officer” (seems to be baptized while reading Our Father). And then they are transferred to puzzles, go out of town... and t-dams! Heavily rushing along the sides with tooth-breaking holes in the circumference of the traffic jams - and only a piece of dirt and small details have fun flying around.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111822
 08.04.2015
The shortest joke of this week is the title of the news:
"House in New York could explode because of Ukrainians trying to steal gas"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111821
 08.04.2015

It is spring in Siberia. A few days of weather plus 3-5.
In the morning, a young man enters the bus in a green shirt with short sleeves.
I whisper quietly - probably he's so bitten, because he's not cold?
And so - the heat of 7 degrees, and the storms are no longer 2 meters, as last week, well a meter-and-a-half from the force. I saw a fly.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111820
 08.04.2015
here here :
*** by
"In Moscow will be carried 1418-metre Georgian tape..."

Why not 1488 meters?
*** by
Are you stupid or pretending?
To such a flashmob, as the "Georgia tape" in general, you can treat it differently... But, nevertheless, even if you don't know, you can always see on the Internet that 1418 days - so long WOV lasted.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111819
 08.04.2015
Tomorrow, Michael will go to training.
Sorry, sorry for the trip.
The Coach: Crabbe!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111818
 08.04.2015
xxx: What another liked in, I am a laying operator at the bread factory.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111817
 08.04.2015
Publication in the newspaper:

"I change a girl's coat for a boy's"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111816
 08.04.2015
XXX is
The cat scared me. This furry cock sneezes like an elephant.)

YYYY
Even louder than you? ?

XXX is
almost )

YYYY
Do you understand me now? ?

XXX is
I am not hiding under the table right now. I sit quietly, I play - and here from somewhere below is such an ARCHCH!! to

YYYY
) ) )

XXX is
I just jumped up )) Not good outlast played, or would be upset ))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111815
 08.04.2015
I totally forgot about the military. I hope it is mutual with him.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111814
 08.04.2015
Just as the Master does not demonstrate martial arts without extreme need, so a woman, hiding her mind and age, tries not to show how dangerous she is.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111813
 08.04.2015
I see, there has been a disgusting fashion of demonstrating hatred for one’s neighbors through stories, for example, about the dignity and wickedness of the elderly, especially the grandmothers.

Then I will tell you. I am physically a full-fledged young man at the height of my strength – I am now 40, a child 8. Five or six years ago, when the child was 2-3 years old, we drove public transport to the country and from the country. There are no buses, no heavy cargo. From the country is more difficult - a crowd of holidaymakers with the fruits of the Russian land hit buses, everyone has bags, wheelchairs, carts... And a lot of grandmothers. So these nursing grandmothers, seeing that I had a child sitting on one hand, and in the other a container with fruits, gave me a place. Not to the child "sitting down, baby, what you are a chicken", but to me, a normal young man who is not eternal.
They wanted to do a good thing, they did it. Because people are good.

When I walked with my baby in a wheelchair and returned home, if I met someone at the entrance who wanted to go in or out, I was always opened and held, regardless of gender and age. Not an old woman, not a pregnant woman, not a young man. And you know these high school-age guys who are on the first floor of the multi-storey on the site in the evenings are going to talk mat, smoke, and sometimes drink beer? Everyone treats them with fear and caution, and I too. So they not only opened the door and held it, but offered a wheelchair to help bring. Honestly, I officed myself. I did not trust the car, but thank you for the offer.
Well, in the supermarkets passed forward, seeing that with the child - it is in general small things. Someone will be surprised, too.

I sit here and think, why did I do that wrong? After all, the "grim grandmothers" should have said "the child himself did - himself with him and babysitter, our place here is legal, we are wounded on the Kolchakov fronts." The passengers at the entrance had to ask to smoke, give in the mouth and take out the wallet. In the supermarket, everyone is equal. For some reason, people are good. I do not understand what the matter is. Maybe it’s because I’m human, and they feel it. Per it is that I live not in these of your capitals, but far beyond the Urals in Novosibirsk, and people have still preserved humanity and human dignity in their mass... But this is the contradiction between the "five minutes of hatred" against the elderly and personal experience that has flourished in recent days.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111812
 08.04.2015
What a wonderful Sunday.
What a wonderful April.
When it comes to how beautiful the snow is, I’m still silent.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111811
 08.04.2015
and Rish:
We are educating the younger!

and Rish:
I took him out of school today. The latter was the designer. Everyone made lamps and fans, and I was just an electronic call on the touch control with the Imperial March on the call. I wanted Buddha’s laughter.

and Rish:
I sink under the table. He continues: And another lie detector. It works like this: Put your finger on the plate.

and Rish:
I fall into hysteria. The brother waited for me to break through on the topic "...and we cut off that finger, and we say that if you don’t tell the truth, we cut off the rest", and continued relentlessly: "Sensory platinum. If you whisper, the finger decreases in size, this is fixed by the machine. Finger shrinking from shame..."

and Rish:
I could not listen physically. I was offended. The third class, the fucking inventor grows.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111810
 08.04.2015
xxx: The joke of the day - the post of Russia my ordered on AliExpress faloimiter about2,718bala, with ends)))

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