We called the cat, we called Google :)
XXX is responding :)
In 5-10 years it will be like this:
Yyy: You go to the kitchen, there the cat sits and meets to eat.
You are "Okay Google, what do you want?"
Yyy: The cat responds
YYY: The phone is responding
yyy:Computer is responding
yyy: Clock, refrigerator, dishwasher, dishwasher...
You understand it. xD

Reference in the gplei to some left distance meter:
I work in the invision, the executor of the execution through hanging... I always had a problem could not catch the height of the loop with the dashboard and the height of a person... and with this app everything became much easier and the work got right on the stream...

However, there are a lot of such clearly stiff replies.

Well, what a people, we love to count other people’s money to mindfulness! In order to become a musician, you need to have the ability to have, to finish the school, and then try to climb into the philharmonic. And the regular seats in the orchestra are much less than the musicians. And in general, not work, dumb or dumb, for 2 bets, nonsense! It is not to dig the earth. And the designer is not a job, but a pleasure, so it is difficult for him to pay, it is not difficult for him to draw, the computer itself does everything. And the artists are shameless, painting something useless to society. And in general, the work should be hard, exhausting and unloved, and otherwise there is nothing to pay for.

The first time I saw a bottle of 200 grams of vodka:
Who is this bottle of vodka for?
For children... For children...

To teach classics and languages - very great, if not one but... A lot of people can not remember the correct writing of words in their native!!! The language cannot be written correctly without errors. But crying out "We are not on the exam and I have a dysgraphy at all" is easy. Something too many of us disgraphics, almost every first illiterate comrade.

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I have a party! I worked in a company where the business owner immediately fired those who wrote illiterately. I am happy.

with geektimes in comments on the topic that monkeys bite optical fiber in India

“The monkeys destroy all wires.”
Generally speaking, we have the causes of most problems with the Internet roughly the same.
YYY: Yes, only the monkeys bite the wires have gone through a difficult evolutionary path.
zzz: Remember the school fairy tale about “passed” and “learned”

xxx, I am sitting at home now, behind the note, as I usually look at all the treasures, chewing bread, and here next to me a bird is landing, well I throw him a piece of bread, and then what hell does this bird do at my house?? to

xxx: Can you out of any three words come up with a plan to enslave the world?
YYY: I don’t know
xxx: let's check: shovel, shovel, asymmetric
yyy: We create a network of plants for the breeding of chickens in different countries of the world. We secretly modify their genetic code to remove the superworms. In sufficient quantities release super-kinkle in open waters. tk. It is adapted to habitat in virtually any water, and soon thanks to genetic experiments it grows in numbers and becomes a dominant species. Next, we use an asymmetric acoustic signal, which affects the speck and changes its genetic code according to a pre-worked algorithm. Kilka turns into cute pups, which people are happy to take home as pets. Using the same acoustic signal, we command the bullets and order them to destroy most of the population of the planet, including the leaders of world powers and other powerful people. We suppress resistance and use the remaining people to create a new world order. We swallow the puddle on the hole, we are beautiful.
Q: Is it serious?

In order for the stomach not to frustrate from hunger, fill it with cabbage, cucumbers, salad (which leafy, not Olivier) - in general, all kinds of non-calorie vegetables. And drink water from the refrigerator: a glass of cold water = minus 6,000 calories at least.

Yes, you will be far away than you can see.

Q: Do you know what Micheal surprised? I can’t get out of the table of laughter.
by :?
X: Miha graduates from the institute this summer, and he is reluctant to go to the army, and he has a friend, a plastic surgeon. And here, drunk, I don't know why they got drunk, Meika persuades, to make him a certificate of the change of sex. It looks like a joke joke, but a friend of Miche's man's word, and the certificate does. Not to miss the certificate, and Miha goes to the passport table and handed over the passport to replace the gender. He comes, receives a passport, looks at the floor, shows it to his friend, rides together. I would not have known about it. But here, Miha rests, and comes to the hospital, in the registration require a policy and passport, look at the difference in sex and send Miha on three cheerful letters. Now Mia complains to me, does not know how to live further, says if he leaves as is the problem with the hospital, a friend to give a second certificate refuses and cries.

My wife, seeing me pick up my phone and go to the toilet all the time, asks: “Are you in the playroom?” andquot; =

x: 92% of the ocean has not been explored, you can’t claim that seaweed doesn’t exist

In extreme cases, money to a shelter or to the Australian rabbit protection fund can be transferred while alive. Just like by giving everything to a young wife (if you are not afraid that she will whistle with the gifted property, not waiting for death).
But, strictly speaking, only minors can bypass the will, not adults. We have a misunderstanding because of the bad tradition of sitting with mommies on the fingers of the years up to forty-five, and in fact a child is a minor in the care, an adult son or daughter should be full-fledged capable people and earn loved ones on their own.

Humor: Being in a sober mind and a hard memory spent all the money before dying.

And here I stand at the tram stop, I think: in my hands two children, one and a half months, respectively.
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How can a man from one woman have children with a month difference? Or not one? Or a mistake in the text?
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It’s a year and a half, not a month.

About onions and garlic.

Talk to a guy on the phone:
P. What are you doing?
I eat black bread with garlic.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! to
I (not a bit drowned) – Come on!
P. I will come now.
They came and kissed, yes.

Yes, this is the "Speaking Bowl". The moon was and carrots, and jelly, and calves (seemingly, you remembered them as "cows" - puppies with calf heads) that produced this jelly. Really great story.

Recently I get up in the morning much earlier than the alarm clock, and only now I got to - the internal clock moved to summer time :(

I burned yesterday.
Watch another comedy series. The guy answers the girl’s question “how do you feel about my new dress?” using the word courtesan. My eyes look at me and, infection, slightly like this: “You are my curtizana.”
xxxh: from the disassembly he saved only the question asked in time "by the way, what does it mean?"

here here :

Yes, even if men with signs on their necks started walking, it would be great at all! Married, unmarried, virgin, disappointed, shot, with a trailer.
and...

Once in the museum, the tour guide showed a painting, a portrait of a merchant with two young children, and turned our attention to the fact that his engagement ring, if I remember correctly, was worn on his left hand on the index finger. She explained that this position of the ring indicated that the man is widow and is looking for a wife.

If you don’t want to get idiotic advice, don’t share your problems with idiots.