What does the word "love" mean?
The translation into your language will be OK.

to all:
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“It’s a scam that I can shoot an aggressive person who attacks me.
Where is this paradise on earth?
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Come to us in the Donbass, here for almost a year, aggressive people fuck each other and everyone nearby. Heaven is another...
A separate question to the guy with the dollars: Why, why fuck, you bought an apartment in Donbass?

The child plays with Krang from "Turtles":
Everything, the brain is flying home. Dad, say goodbye to your brain"

Recognize the country as a superpower. It is cheap! No banana payments. and Tanzania.

... what else can be expected from the city, so proud of its native - the founder of masochism...

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That is, I understand correctly that, in the opinion of the author, such a phenomenon as masochism did not exist in the world before Zaher-Mazoch?? to
Then it turns out that Botkin invented jaundice, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's diseases of the same name, and John Down - the corresponding syndrome (the list can be continued).
And mankind, instead of betraying them for the invention of such terrible diseases, considers them great scientists and studies their works at universities.
A nightmare and disappointment.

And the cats are puffy in the eyes of x_x...
I wore my shoes in the corridor.
Today I smooked the pillow on the couch, my plush shoes, when I hit my foot and, Tadajam, the tip of the hair that I had on the pope while I was sitting behind the comp.
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!

Everyone is the carpenter of their own hemorrhoids... :oops:
Twenty-first: said a mother with many children, who gave birth to a planned seventh child at the age of 40, let her husband work in another city and immediately took a shepherd.

Blonde daughter: cleverly opened the candy box from the bottom, without breaking the design from the top, and dragged all the candy in this way. The little genius gave only the mountain of fantasy nearby.

xxx: I am choked by some colleagues at work: many have Linux, and in the console they do not know how to work at all, all with the mouse =)

YYYY :
The Posters)
Are your eyes still red?

Mur_myau: A cat ate 60,000 fish in duty-free, became famous, and was housed by a sports team.
The cat saved a newborn baby, became famous, and her "good" residents of the entrance allowed to live in a box on the staircase. The cat is pregnant.
The Conclusion? To be loved and cared for is not enough to save a life. But it is enough to stumble and eat the bullshit of the capitalists.

Nurses in the registration:
Write the initials in full.

Why do you need drugs if you can just prepare for a session and then eat it?

He received his salary and gave it to his wife. So she re-calculated the expenses. And this is:"and the car you filled up?"I clearly say I forgot and all that. And then she nodded her eyebrows and said:"Where are you going to get the money for gasoline now?". )) The cape in general...

My mother and my brother on the phone:
M: Buy a toilet washing liquid, two liters of milk and a bulb.
B: What are you going to cook?! to

The fool does his own way, the wise man makes it human.

I have a tooth sick. My dentist told me that one doctor at the exhibition and the other got sick, and advised to come in a week. I went to the clinic on the road. I explain to the young ladies at the reception that I have a tooth pain and I want to go to the doctor. I get a paper with my phone:

Call this number and sign up for the reception.

Looking in the eyes of the lady, I take a paper, I get a cell phone, I type a number. The phone is standing. I look at the girl on the machine. She removes the phone:

The Dental Clinic.
He has already healed. I need to go to the doctor. and now.

The girl goes to the astral and continues, looking me in the eyes, talking to me on the phone.

You can do it right now, you just have to wait.
How long to wait?
for ten minutes.
I am already waiting.

I repeat without the phone: “I wait!”

Ten minutes later they came and healed me. The order of recording is observed, the girl's brain rhythm at the reception is not disturbed.

To solve what complex problem in the USSR was created a group of the following specialists: a mathematician, physicist, biologist, engineer, doctor, architect, economist, lawyer, philosopher?
To clean the potatoes in the collage.

My daughter burned:
Showing on motorcycle - Trauma

To this...
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At the very point! Bravo to:

Friendship has brought:
Dear Ukrainians! You know that J. Orwell wrote an anti-utopia, not an instruction.

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Only, I think I mean 'Skotny dvor', not '1984'

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Dada, "1984" as an instruction, is used in Russia (((

We have a very talkative cat: Mur-mur-miu, Ur-ru-ru, Mir-mir and so on.
Sorry we don’t understand what she’s saying.
yyy: It’s like saying: we’re thinking "the sweet kiss", and maybe she’s mocking us?