We have a man in the universe called the Thunderstorm Zeus, or simply Zeus. Zeus is because he is constantly beaten by static electricity. He beats very hard. tk. In the universe, the gloves on the doors are all metal, his "Oh, you are a nuclear passage!" was distributed quite often. But recently he came up with all the metal objects to interact with the wallet: buttons on elevators, doors, etc. It ceased to be a problem for him.

But recently his mate broke out in the corridor again. It turned out that he approached the fountain, pressed the button on it with his wallet, leaned to drink and got such a charge in his lips that all the saints remembered.

I heard that the name was attached to him forever.

I get rid of people, I pick up the phone, at that end a stranger to me begins to ask about the organization, to my answer that this is secret information and if they want to get it you need to send a request by mail signed by the director on an official form with a round seal, our director will look and decide. Hang the phone immediately. When I used to just say that this secret information started a long dialogue on the topic "and why?", "what is secret in this?" and so on.

The banner “Destroy the skeleton” appeared. I destroyed it. The adblocker.

It is not true that men are degenerated. They are simply missing for all the experiments with explosives in childhood, drugs and poisons in youth, and at the most suitable age for creating a family they are destroyed by auto-moto-racing, deltaplans, tarzanks, and even with them. You have to give birth to small, crooked, hairy villiers, who have the courage to retreat, to stop in time and survive.

Article "9 reasons why Japanese women don’t get fat"
111: they don't get fat, ah (photography of the Japanese sumoist)
222: Sumists are fed from birth
333: And after the end of the career, they score for meat
444: and feed them growing sumoists

Those who are badly behaved this year, Santa Claus will send gifts to the Post of Russia.

“The man said, the man did.” The man is silent, the man is resting.

I went home last night, coming back from work.
The heat is unbearable. Ugly and disgusting. But the mood, despite this, is somewhat unjustifiably wonderful. A girl comes in front of me and talks on the phone:
What shit I have to do! My whole life is shit. I’m 19 years old and I don’t love anyone. I will be 20 in October, and I don’t even have a car. Apartments are not separate. I live with my parents like an idiot. Fuck her, her car and her apartment. I don’t have a loved one. I had to meet and look for it. It feels like I am a wicked person. Someone would come and meet first. Do I bite? Just come and get to know.
At this point, she seems to have a battery on her phone, and she nervously puts it in her bag. I just wanted to raise her mood. I didn’t even know what I would say to her after I greeted her. And yet I catch her and say with a smile:
The girl! Can I meet you?! to
Get rid of me, idiot.
And I went further.

They met the euro, a barrel of oil and Putin.
A little over 60...

The child was invited to the tree. In the program, the production of "What Snowmen is silent about"... It is scary to think about what she is silent about. Yes, Santa Claus... No, I don’t even want to think about it.

In the store of curtains
Do you have a grass?
Seller: We do not trade with trawling and roasting)
How do you not trade? I bought it yesterday, there was not enough news.
p.s.There is such a veil, called "grass"

The news is burning:
In Paris, an aggressive group of more than 30 Muslim students organized riots in support of a student who was beaten by local police. During the riots, 11 people were injured, 2 buses and 6 cars were burned, including a car belonging to the affected student.

X: If a man fell asleep with the unstoppable light... then?
The baby will not come to him at night. He did everything right.

It is terrible to live in a country where there is a book entitled "State and Municipal Administration: SPARGALKA".

You may be infinitely right, but what’s wrong if you’re in the clinic?

I’m looking in Google – how to get back the old version of Skype (because for a violent update you have to kill at all), and Google offers me to get back the girlfriend, husband, old love and Donetsk.

The erotic video. The girl dances, slowly dresses up. First comment: her appendix is cut.

@gr00sh

The tattoo is made in 4 stages: sketch; work itself; healing; answers to questions of mentally retarded people.

Go ahead, sex marathoners! Long sex exists only in your imagination, in movies and only in absolutely unoccupied childless youth. Normally working people cannot physically endure. And a dumb man can not and does not want at all, and temperament is not about it. What kind of clock? Clock removed from sleep. You have rattled. Sleep is more important. Also tell, that women with small children dream of a long sex...dreams, they are dreams, and you can only sketch a day for fun on a vacation without children, which for many is simply unrealistic. True 2-3 times a week for 15-20 minutes and then happiness. And by the age of 40 - honest 1-2 times a month.

Please stop writing a phrase through a defiant.