50 Shades of Grey - and readers, and viewers.

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xxx: the apogee of lazy: the husband so did not want to disassemble the dishwasher and get clean dishes out of it, that he washed the dish.)
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What do you know about Lenny? I liked doing nonsense at school so much that I started studying for five, to decide everything for half a year at the check-in, and then sit and watch the ceiling. And the graduation exam in mathematics (then there was no talk about EGE so that it was the usual one) I generally decided in 20 minutes, then I sat down and re-written everything to the cleaner.

As they say, lazy people are the best workers. Because they do everything quickly - so that there is more time to hassle, and qualitatively - so that they do not rework.

Every cycle is called a recursion.

I don’t understand the noise around “50 Shades of Grey” – not the first work devoted to garden masochism. At the Institute we generally passed through the personality and creativity of Zacher-Mazoch. And if he knew how we were mocking his name, he would probably have it.

If you are in the woods, you can drive the ticks away from you by making a solution from one part of tea tree oil and two parts of water. I suspect that if you use this advice, then all the ticks of the Leningrad region will slip to watch the man chew oil from the tea tree near Priozersk.
by Belka

The girls were really lucky in this regard. I wanted to make money – I gave up for money; I just wanted sex – I remembered a friend from a friend’s family.
And the guys are more difficult,... either go to the club to go to the girls... or please film... or show the wonders of inventiveness to divorce a girlfriend for sex.
How difficult it is for you poor people to live.

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Girls are not lucky, girls have built such a situation for centuries... The above was formed to a greater extent due to religion.
When Christianity had yet to come, some very foolish adept of it, being a foolish homicide of a foolish impotence, understood that to strengthen this religion in the masses would help the oppressed layer - girls and women, who were not considered people at the time, but who stood at the crumbs and instilled the foundations of morality to future rulers of the world. That is, for women to instill Christian principles in their children, it was necessary that among these principles there should be a lever of women’s influence on men... Thus, in Christianity, a monogamy appeared (in the Bible there is no mention of it), which made sex a deficit that women have and which they need to buy, ask, seduce, and finally take away by force...
And the girls who were not ready to support this artificial deficit at the expense of their own pleasure were called blades, shalaves, not men in the first place, but other women - because it is inappropriate to dump on such a profitable market))))

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My cat will be 21 years old this year. I will be 29. How should I treat a cat?
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And my cat hasn’t lived for a few months until the age of 20 :( I am 26. The smartest and most caring was the cat.
From all my heart I wish you and your cat good health and long years!

Dialogue with the customer (Z) on the development of the logo:

Q: I am sending a letter from a lady who is very asking for a logo. He doesn't know exactly what he wants - "bright and fun, but to look professional anyway." I am sorry. She still wants a slogan under the logo, but we haven’t yet come up with what((( Can You Play?
I: Is there a logo or is it from scratch?
From zero, they were recently born.
I: Is there a website?
Q: Where do the cookies come from?
I: Are alternative methods allowed?
A: In the sense?
I: quietly stumbled and left - is called found
A: How will it work?

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Q: Come a couple as you can, I’ll show her that she decides. Let’s have one fun, one – stylish and black. Can black with some small colored shirt.
I am: the wicked tz!
Stallone as he could
I: Sorry, but how is the name translated correctly?
Your child has two toys.
One is a pirate because his eyelid has fallen.
Z: second - bamboo giraffe
A: She combined their names.
The bamboo pirate.
Q: Don’t ask what this has to do with consulting, and why they think it’s a good name.
This is a secret covered with shame for me.
J is fucking
A: The Dark
A: Even though it is true.

to this:
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A girl astrophysicist is not guided by cheap boys, such as "I will get you a star from the sky." It knows exactly - the nearest star of Proxima Centauri at a distance of 4.24 light years, its mass is 150 masses of Jupiter.
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The boy-renan astrophysicist believes that the nearest star is called the Sun.

and an anecdote:
Do you want me to get you a star from the sky?
There are no stars! You are at home today!

When you bite a poisonous snake, keep its head away from you so that it does not bite you in response!

- I came from work, the computer in my absence did not turn off and no one touched it, but I managed to lose all the rights to access my own home catalogue in Linux! In fact, even for reading...
Leave the closed session unattended.
There was a wife, a cat and a two-week-old son at home. What do you think which of them?
I bet on the cat. Something did not please her.

What other options? I don’t just think of what, besides soup, can be borst.
and...
If you turn off on time...

Are you an intelligent, educated, educated person?
Clearly x... y!

Gasoline for 20 UAH
2) Are you walking now?
1) Hungry riding

C hubra (article of three-year old age):
I never wrote a letter to the developers, because every time I started it with the words “You’re all okay....?"

Correspondence from the Big Office:
smelled...
I only have a few questions. I will try to be clear in the wording.
The first:
What fucking shit?
The second (more general)
Are you entirely upset?

Alexander: The energy you get by eating 2 bananas is enough for a 90-minute sports workout or for a 40-minute sexual intercourse.
July : mm
You can buy bananas and exercise in the evening.
If you understand what I am talking about

Call of an employee of the Bank to a consultant in the nervous situation of closing the transaction:

Author of Maxim?
No, it is Alexander.
Employee : Why?
My mother called it so?

Whc: I am lying on the couch now, donating blood.
The doctor connects the system, fuses into the test tube for tests, starts the device and, looking at the test tube, says to a colleague at the other end of the room:
Fuck, I want to drink.
I was stressed.

User: In the new design of your site, the level of threat is not indicated as before, the light is green-yellow-red, and the rectangle is blue-violet-red. What is it related to?
Sapport: You know, our designers believe that the metaphor of the lactose paper is much more visible.