I don’t know what the driver of a car with halogens thinks, when he meets the same halogens on the road... But I know exactly what he thinks about the opposite driver with xenon.

Prehistory: We have a nice woman at work in the team, aged 55-60. very cool specialist, valuable employee with great experience, and senior executives often come to her for advice. Everything would be nothing, if not one moment - her children grew up and left, her husband is not, to take care of and give warmth to no one. Therefore, she calls all without exception in the office gently, maternally, the “good” of me, “baby,” “sunny” and so on, even the guidance. They tried to fight with this, to talk about subordination, etc., but it proved useless.
Story: Yesterday my boss (young guy) brought his hysterical wife to the office to show what "Allochka" wrote to him on Skype and asked "the rabbit" to bring some documents there. The whole office rescued the poor man: showed his wife correspondence with this Allochka, proved that it was the same woman, and not a luxurious new brunette from the neighboring department.

+++ We sell 4D puzzles in the children's school
+++ As we were explained there, 3D is volumetric, and 4D is a volumetric weapon with buttons
The 4D weapon.
*** buy, not every day in the desert department of tesseract sold

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I reached the puppy in eight minutes. I caught, so to speak, a green wave and ran 100 km per hour.

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The car is in repair after a serious accident, so I have been walking and riding public transportation for almost a week. The fucking money.

A moment of family life.
I squeezed my hands with cream and I was happy.
The husband approaches and asks:
Why do you smell like you’ve wiped out vanilla?
...

to this:
It is interesting how it feels to work with programmers developing software for avionics and testers. It’s like lying out the code so that one day, at night, in the clouds, the pilots instead of the air horizon suddenly do not see a message of a critical error. Their nerves and eggs are steel. And an unusual mind. Hands are growing from the right place.
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I don’t know how for aviation, but software for spacecraft itp. There are three to four independent companies. Thus e. Really on such a ship works a software, where each of its modules is duplicated 3-4 times by different developers. If a module stops working, the program automatically switches to a module from other developers.
Thanks to my programming engineering teacher :)
P.S Sorry for the grammatical mistake, I am not Russian.

A colleague told: in their apartment house, neighbors very much like to put bags with garbage on the staircase cage and not to carry them for several days. In the same house lives a retired grandmother. How many times she has quarreled with her neighbors, it doesn’t help. Eventually, the grandmother collected all the exhibited bags of garbage and glued them across the door of the neighbor, and also wrote a note that she would do so every time. As a result, the neighbors had to completely change the door, as the Scotch was glued deadly, and the door was enveloped with material, and after the removal of the Scotch on the door left traces, as after the pogrom. No more garbage bags.

Where are they all going afterwards??? When are they growing?? to
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Unfortunately, they do not grow (
According to statistics, boys are born more than girls, however, already in adulthood the predominance on the side of women.
This is linked to child mortality. First, sudden infant mortality syndrome (when a baby stops breathing at all) is more prone to boys. And secondly, the boys... how to say it... caroche, they had more coil in the pope than the girls. As a result, they often climb where the child should not climb. Hence the sad statistics of fatal accidents. Ask your friends about their childhood - wonder how they lived until their 20s.

But this is only sad from the boy’s mother’s point of view. For history shows that as soon as men begin to be born more than usual, they unleash the most terrible and bloody warriors.

The news tape:
Missing members in Antarctica have been found
The commentary:
Fuck, we’ve already broken three bars.

I wildly apologize, I am interested in one, but how, by myself, the geeks will be calculated? What if a person does not take medication?
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Here is the one who did not read the official document, but used to comment and report to everyone - this is the pidoras.

Wonderful on February 28, 2014.by :
Here is the site,
Who Built Jack
This is the home page code.
Who does not dream in a nightmare
The site that Jack built
Here is the header with the background color of cinnamon,
Written in the home page code
The site that Jack built

The logo is tight and tight.
In the form of a jeep somewhat preserved,
Inserted in the header color of cinnamon,
Written in the home page code
The site that Jack built

Here is a list of non-added classes.
Under a terrifying logo.
Inserted in the header color of cinnamon,
Written in the home page code
The site that Jack built.

...

It is great!! And, if you are the author, then let’s add the Azzka reader, both of its parts!!! I very await.

Memento 2: the guy every X minutes comes to himself and through the tabs in the browser tries to understand who he is and what to do

This is hard for porn actresses. Not too early to get up, so you still know that you will be fucking at work all day.

I haven’t looked here for a month. After three days of reading, I remembered Arya’s “What dirt, what power, and how pleasant it is to fall into this dirt.” Hi the bowl!

I was on a trip to Germany. Not reaching Hannover, we stopped in the evening at the street hotel. How great it was there. A cozy dining room on the first floor, a luxurious fireplace, knights in armor at the corners, hunting trophies on the walls. An elderly German, the host of the hotel, was very hospitable and very kind. The room is small but extremely cozy. The windows went out to the back yard, but it was already dark, even though the eye was shaken. I woke up early, at six o’clock, when needed, the man looked out the window. A dense, white fog flattened on the ground, it was quiet, in fifty meters from the hotel suddenly looked at the local cemetery. And seemingly nothing like that, high, strict tombs, wellined, clean, in general, complete Ordnung. Imagination immediately painted that picture. As they walk through this fog, roaming and scorning, white faces are distorted, clothes are torn, with stones approach the hotel. Shaken by sweet horror.

The xxx:
I attracted. Connect a new computer to the network.
The cable is over. Only the cuts remained.
I found two pretty long cuts.
The 8P8C has not been found.
I decided to temporarily, while we buy a new bay, connect by electric - screw.
Dry for 10 minutes.
Now I have to squeeze.
Fuck it! One in the ring!! The second cut is next to it.

About the cowboys "young and unwilling", "wants and is silent".
The plant is a regime enterprise.
Eldar is a dining room worker, who is not supposed to be at all, but in some way this son of the East, every day with a basket of cakes defiles on all floors, entering wherever it is not locked, impresses everyone with his scary humor and the look of cakes.

Olya is a new cute girl, in the The department.

Making his usual promenade, E. comes to us, bubbling out very delicious cakes, to everyone and in turn to everyone. Who has been working for a long time, already perceives it as a background, but here our Elephant makes a fateful mistake... interested in what they are with, naturally all the attention shifts to her, minutes 2 she patiently listens, and when it manages to insert a phrase, calmly refuses the whites.
And here this marketing genius gives out his crown phrase: “How young she is and doesn’t want to!and "

After critically examining the newly appeared humorist, our quiet Olecka, turning to the monitor of the loudspeaker and memberly sent us to the floor.
The cake is not the first freshness.

Poor, the second day we don’t see it on the floor at all :-)

Now think about how to describe oil oil in one word.
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and tautology.

I think Facebook is mocking me... Every day it sends out questionnaires with sexy bodies and bullyingly writes:"You know them?"...I don’t know them...I would like to, but I don’t know!

Theft of truck

"- During the inspection of the scene of the incident, it became clear why the perpetrators unhinderedly entered the territory of the factory: in some areas there is simply no fence." So far the pincetons "calculated" there is just no fence.