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by Kom. Director has arrived. He’s always polite about what I’ll listen to. If the name sounds like something heavy, it simply asks to turn our radio on.
What do we have today?
Hansel and Gretel
Something suspiciously good. Is it called right?
Hanzel and Gretel
I understand. Give the radio.

Whoever says that the friendship of peoples does not exist, has not stood in line in the UFMS of Russia.

The winners are not judged, but are executed without trial and investigation.

This was in those times when the Soviet people had very little to endure before the communism promised by Nikita Sergeič. But some had lived nothing for themselves at the time. It was well paid in geological exploration. Moreover, in the exploration of oil and gas, there was no need to climb the mountains with a backpack and sleep in a tent. The expedition came culturally to some town and rented a piece of dormitory, say, from a construction machinery or trickery factory. The bosses are in the hotel, of course. And every morning - on the cars and went "to storm the territory", and in the evening - walk, robbin!

And young drillers and pumps were walking. And why not walk if the pomp gets like four engineers. Three young men, weighed up not so much by their intelligence, but by their crumbling papers, went to the restaurant in the evening. Drinking, eating and shooting whom, if you succeed, is a young business. But it didn’t work, even though it ate well, and was taken on the chest quite well.

They go to each other in communion through the park and on you, to meet three girls of quite decent appearance. Not alone, but with a huge German Shepherd on the lead. But our heroes are already in such a state that the dog is not an obstacle to them. They begin to come to the ladies, which, say, would be good to get to know closer, girls, once you have such jealous cavalers on the way. Girls do not mind meeting, even vice versa, but not here, in the park. But now we will go to the OP OOP, there and meet in the presence of the police officer. The girlfriends appeared.

Guys, of course, such an offer offends and they decide to go to bed. And the girls insist, and one is already listening to the cowboys. The boys begin to send the meger to different addresses, follow the command "Fas!" and the dog, standing on the debris, rests on Colet's pumpur with his front legs in the chest, whispering in his face. As they say, in one moment his whole life passed before him. And when she passed, Kolya grabbed the “German”’s teeth in the nose.

From now on, the tragedy has turned into a farce. Insulted by the human wickedness, the dog jumped back, fell on all four legs and with a whisper rushed through the bushes somewhere into the darkness. His mistress shouted, “Sharik, Sharik, to me!” And two of her friends, suddenly found themselves alone with three drunk geologists, rushed to dissolve in the environment.

This seems to be the end of the story. Although a long time later as they gather in a restaurant, someone will definitely say, "You, Kolyan, don't hesitate to order there. Otherwise you will not find yourself again and start hunting for dogs."The rough people of geologists, just no sensitivity of the soul.

The difference between men and women is that men want sex from women, and that’s all. Women want everything from men, and sex.

Nothing increases the craving for knowledge as the lack of money. In the New Year holidays found in the internet a free tour to the Moscow brewery. Very knowledgeable. Especially testing products for organoleptic properties in the company of cute girls-excursionists.

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I chew the sausage with the cat.
In the sense of a couple)
yyy: an important clarification))
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I need another clarification, for all. Where is the emphasis in the word "par"?

The incomprehensible:
Get back 20 million. Rubles of gold with the interests of 300 years, which under the Nystad Treaty Russia paid to Sweden for Estonia and Livonia.
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Swedes paid to the Swedes and returned to the Swedes.
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One master bought slaves from another, then the slaves wanted freedom, so they must return the ransom to the master. All logical

For the dog:
My Artie (Scottish Shepherd) was 5 years old when my first daughter was born. The best babysitter could not be. Artie woke us up when her daughter was writing or sleeping restlessly, always sleeping next to her bed.
When Artie was eight years old, he had two other guardians – my son and a newfound pup (5 and 2 months, respectively). The two were crawling, writing and eating. Artie had patience and attention for the whole three. When I had my second daughter, Artie was 11 years old... And again, he was the most attentive babysitter of all possible. Now Artie is old and blinded - he is 14. He is the most respected member of the family. He taught all three of my children to walk (they took their first steps by holding his wool). And, what is remarkable, neither he nor Hans (the waterlord) has ever cheated on the courtyard children, who, from time to time, hang on their wool with the screams of "Syasa!"!", "Baby!!!" and " baby!!!" and so on. They have always patiently waited for me to drive away the fools who are trying to take their tail or ears off them.
They are clearly more worthy representatives of thinking beings than those who try to poison them. Do not weigh on the same scales the life of a fool/pidorus/hatred and the OTHER, the wise and faithful.

xxx: The idea of creating a Buddhist monastery-community with outsourced programming as the main way of earning is still relevant.

When you walk through a ruined territory, in abandoned houses in the closet can mock a cat. It is not recommended to open the door of the closet to let it out. It is mined. So here is the question - and if the end wall of the closet is broken, will the charge be toned or not?and "
YYY Answer: 42 If the stretch is placed correctly - it will definitely shake, and the cat is not there at all - there is such a Chinese toy "blowing bag", it is she blows.

A dispute over cartoons in a French publishing house.

And you don’t think that all this has little to do with both faith and freedom of speech. And that both of them are sick on the head and other parts of the body. Because some, elementarly, fanatics, because they believe that weapons will solve all problems, and vengeance is a noble affair and is synonymous with the defense of faith, and others - allow themselves to stumble on another culture, do not raise acute social and political problems, do not stand for human rights or world peace, but elementarly parasitize and cut off the bubble. These are the Bives and the Bathheads.

There is another third. Well, those who "dare this fucking from the shelves in a few minutes".

XHH: For me, people are divided into two categories. The first holds behind a heavy door for those who follow. And the second, without which life on earth would be a little better.

to my friend:
P.S Sorry for the grammatical mistake, I am not Russian.

We would have been more literate in general.

X: Just the fruit is called Pamelo) And no... well you understood.

I don’t want to offend anyone, but the fruit is called Pomé́lo, or Pomé́lmus,

I have a great desire to kill my body.
I went to work, called, apologized, and I will be there soon.
He sat in the electric car, fell asleep, slept his stop, went out over 2.
He went down in the subway, sat down in the seat, fell asleep, slept his station, had to go back on 4 stations.
Well, at least when he walked from the subway to work, did not fall asleep and did not fall asleep.

There is question. But first the prehistory. I drink coffee in the cafe. Parking cars (expensive) in violation of the rules. The evacuator works. Evacuators took 3 of the five cars and so far loaded the following on the places of the already parked: Infinity, Volvo, Mercedes.
And now the question: How could people with such an instinct of self-preservation make money on such machines? They were supposed to have died as a child by falling from bed or eating mercury.

Here, Jews come to Auschwitz for the 70th anniversary, and they are met – Germans, Ukrainians, Latvians, Lithuanians...All as in old times.