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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107349
 25.12.2014
Here you look at the map of the Yandex block and understand where the phrase "Red Moscow" came from.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107348
 25.12.2014
Fortunately, yesterday I picked up the tree!
The boss (he is sick + crashed at the end of the year): and I am the slugs.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107347
 25.12.2014
I beg you, our Fairy is getting twice as thick every year. For 20 years already.
— — —
It becomes real. It has long been drained with water. A little more - and you will have to break and dissolve.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107346
 25.12.2014
DerArto: Those who have been to the New Year's Morning are not scared at Halloween.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107345
 25.12.2014
Not in Hungary, but in the modern world.
Not Finland but Soomi.
Not Albania but Schipperia.
Not India, but Bhutan.
This is the same thing....
How do they live there?
Where is there?
In Hungary...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107344
 25.12.2014
Men's logic: listen to the woman, do exactly the opposite, then, when you realize that you bite yourself in the ass, blame everyone around but not yourself.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107343
 25.12.2014
Small collected in a bunch of details from five different designers. I sit down and see the boxes. The 21st century shit.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107342
 25.12.2014
xxxx about toys. We talked about who dropped the toys. I’m wondering who will remember the anti-hopy end games.
YYY: Lineage 2 One in which you end up playing at 45, and you have no job, and you live with your mom.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №107341
 25.12.2014
IQ is not an indicator. We had a collaborator from small nations of the North, about whom there are so many tales and anecdotes. When I saw her handwriting - selective, smooth and beautiful, I thought that apparently for her handwriting and hold. (This is very relevant in our work.) But: it turned out that in the compass she plays best in the institution! All new programs are first mastered. All crosswords guess at once, without even thinking. Workability - like a horse, could actually smell for three. Literacy is ideal. IQ is 145. She did not even have a higher education. She drank, smoked and loved men. Our chickens have eaten it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107340
 25.12.2014
to these:
to this:
The auto-informator, as far as I remember, says: "Injury cases on the escalators were involved". Everything is taught and taught. Soon there will be no escalators, but a bloody meat bowl.

The same shit, I ride, indeed, on electric bikes... so I imagine, years after five, like electric bikes melt people in crowds, even those who just go by...

I beg you, our Fairy is getting twice as thick every year. For 20 years already.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107339
 25.12.2014
But there is such a wonderful and easy to remember rule:
They wear clothes, they wear hope.
............................
90 percent will remember this as follows: ‘Wear your clothes, put on hope, and then try to explain to them that it’s the opposite.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №107338
 25.12.2014
XXX: The boy was scared now, until it became uncomfortable :D
XXX: I stand in the bus, I don’t touch anyone, I admire the window. And there is some young seductor behind, saying, “Girl, your mother doesn’t need a son-in-law?”
Ohhhh: And then I turn around... (And there I look - just a scarf, a first-person of some sort), I put my hands on my small seven months and with pleasure and enthusiasm I look at the guy as a savior and I say: "Mommy's son-in-law already had... now I am looking for a father with my son. You are very on time! How are you called?and "
The people racked, and the boy pale, reddened, apologized and the bullet flew out at the stop.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107337
 25.12.2014
Photo discussion, where a bowl with an iPhone is wrapped in a gift paper (outside, of course, the gift form of a bowl)

It’s like giving a dress with a wedding ring in one of them.
ууу: if you accompany this with the phrase: "Dobby wants to have a master!" - you will get a romantic offer of hand, heart and socks in the potteroman style)

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107336
 25.12.2014
Lohka is a programmer. Send me an app for calling a prostitute at home! Or I get into a taxi, or I order pizza. Come on, give it up!
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Why not write? The application for Android, when launching dumb calling a predefined number. And the icon in the form of a button with a fat inscription "Remove the prostitute!"

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107335
 25.12.2014
A pregnant woman made an ultrasound.
I came home to share the joy of having a girl.
The child’s father was unhappy that he wasn’t a boy.
I was angry all night.
The relative first endured, then became angry and began to scream that the sex of the child depends on the father and it was better to fuck.
The man cried, then gave a phrase.
Well, maybe the member will grow up, there is a time before the birth.
That is why his wife advised him to cut off his her, because after that he will immediately become a grandmother and will be able to give birth and give birth to a boy.
now applies for divorce, motivating that to live with such a “idiot piece” she can’t and crumbles only about one “where were her eyes before”

Are you really so illiterate?


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107334
 25.12.2014
Sergey Ivanich who the cat invented a new way to extract food, more food.

It all started with a diet: he ate himself a fairly thick gray turkey, and the doctor planted him on 40 grams of drying a day - now we are fighting for every drying not for life, but for death.
And here again sitting in the kitchen and putting the amber eyes on the bag with the straw, Sergey Ivanich from despair organizes installation, performing and heaping. Continuing to bustle, he looks at the hostess as a killer of cats and at the same time turns a plush magnetic flower on the refrigerator.

The goal is to get food at all costs. The result: the owner of the cat every time smiles from the laughter of this charmer and pouches him more dryer. Diet: The mission is impossible.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107333
 25.12.2014
To the article "how to make cigarette paper"
xxx: You can’t smoke with letters. The letters are lead. Lead is cancer. Take paper without letters.
Is it possible to use numbers?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107332
 25.12.2014
My brother and I (also a boyfriend) are making a new closet.
I need to put more nails here.
Why Why?
This is written in the instructions!
Anyway why?! to
Well... this is my first closet...I want everything to be perfect!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107331
 25.12.2014
What do you eat during the day?
- Dad, I have a session, I sleep in the afternoon!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107330
 25.12.2014
The authorities of Alabama posthumously pardoned three black teenagers convicted in 1931 for raping two white women. This is by Reuters.

Eighty years later, the Ferguson court will sentence the police officers who shot black people to life imprisonment, posthumously.

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