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My cousin is from the village. So he, when he was in our city for the first time in guests (he was then 7-8 years old), accompanied by his parents went straight to the elevator and, to their surprise, when the doors opened, began to take off his shoes and with the appearance of the deepest reverence he entered the elevator barefoot.

A wonderful story about the Japanese.
The history of Japanese railways began in 1872. On the first train Tokyo-Yokohama were invited all the senior ranks. Arriving in Yokohama, everyone without exception fell into a crash. The high-ranking persons invited to this celebration climbed into the wagons in the same way that the Japanese used to enter the house: before they stood on the foot, each of them mechanically rattled. When, after fifty-seven minutes, the admired gentlemen came down to Yokohama, they were surprised and irritated to find that no one had taken care of transporting and placing their shoes on the bench.

Answer by mail.

Question: Pasha was able to catch Boryu when he ran away from him for 360 meters and caught him in 9 minutes. V is? m/min V bori -0.2 km/min

Answer: After consulting Liu Kang on this issue, we have come to the following conclusion.
First, if Boryukogd first ran away, and then followed him into the race, then either he plays badly in hiding, or in Pasha, the viewing angle of the visual organ is up to 360 degrees.
Secondly, the volume of Pasha should be presumably smaller than the volume of Borjukh, since he has caught him, therefore, he runs faster, and therefore he is a man more sporty than Borjukhog. Therefore, most likely, Boryukogg is a fat and sedentary subject with a mercantile and tiny mattress. Especially if they did not play in hiding, and Pasha first waited for Boryukogg to flee, it means that he either wanted to torture or gave the forum, which confirms the assumption of the uselessness of Boryukogg as a person in this cruel life.
Third, if the volume of the third character is minus 200 meters per minute, then there are two variants. The first: the battle disappeared from our world as soon as it appeared. The second: Borya lives in four-dimensional space and is able to change its volume to a negative value, which means it occupies a higher level in the universe hierarchy than we do. Therefore, most likely his name is written with a small letter. And probably also, his name should not be pronounced outright.
I hope I have answered all your questions.

xxx: to answer as an artist, is it performance or instolacee?
YYY is installation. The spectator gets the result. Performance is an important process.
First knocking at a neighbor’s door and then ringing at the door is an installation, and first knocking at the door, and then, when they open, sitting down to fuck is a performance.
Zzz: And if you are singing during the process of defecation, and the neighbor is dancing and singing to you, then it's hatching.
yyy: and if the noise and smell start to look and other neighbors, and we will all get acquainted, then it will be - event

There are only two poses in sex: either you or you!

An old grandfather comes to me.
I: What disturbs you?
D: (opening the mouth) The roots in the throat hurt.
I (proving not to laugh or ask clarification questions) How do I hurt?
D is pregnant.

One employee dreamingly says that she recently drank coffee with an unusually delicious taste... but how it was called, she does not remember.
Everyone began to offer her options: espresso, cappuccino and other names... no, no, no...
The girl is happy! hot chocolate!! to
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There is one. We are sold at the buffet.
On the bag is written “Hot Chocolate” large, and below in small letters “Coffee soluble”.
I even brought home my husband to show, I did not believe the word. Coffee was delicious, by the way.

from the forum. Theme of the pharmacy. Who else carries anything with him?
PPL1402 and Sialex!!! and what? And suddenly? = = )
Finn is Espumizan! Suddenly, there is only a puck.

Proposals from the 11/11 Committee:
- to sell jewelry more than 15,000 wooden strictly by passport (washing struggle):
- authorize to change individuals not more than 500 euros (dollars) per month.
Welcome to the USSR, who was there? Dreams, dreams and dreams come true.

Discussion of news:
In the Minpromtorg refused to believe in the rise in the prices of products
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Nottingham (13:13:11 11/11/2014)
Oh of course! Nippon prices are not rising.
123 (13:14:48 11/11/2014)
The mountains stand as they stand.
Netherlands (13:15:05 11/11/2014)
here here
123 (13:15:19 11/11/2014)
Yes, and oysters at the same prices, here is the red cork a little more expensive, so this year is not a harvest, black is also worth it.
Nuth (13:15:36 11/11/2014)
and :-)

It is strange:
Only in France. Because Britain dragged the whole war on all fronts, one way or another.
And the children should be told how it happened that the USSR had some separate war, in which only they won.
Somehow it turned out that of almost seven years of the world war, almost five full years it went on the territory of the USSR. Neither England nor the United States were captured or occupied. The country of the USSR suffered the greatest loss of population. Those who pulled the entire war on all fronts have little idea of the blockade of Leningrad and the SS commands on the territory of Belarus and Ukraine. The USSR had a separate war and our country won it.

Here’s my aunt coming in: is it a pearl? The Peloponnese? Are there pellets? It is great! I have a fever and sickle under my coat!

As a child, my brother wrote a piece on the topic of “How I spent the weekend” and described my journey to the zoo: “The zoo was very interesting. I saw a lion, a monkey, a begemoth, Masha..." Then it caused a small scandal. I still don’t know if it’s specifically it or not :(

Are cats really surprised that someone steals their shit from the pot?
Why not? After all, Nikita Mikhalkov is confident that his movies are downloaded from torrents

The Healthy:
By the way, the garbage in the USSR was much less than it is now!

by Mih-Mih
Plastic bags of soap.

It worked out, poor... What bags under your eyes. Go to SPA procedures.
- I don't want to go to spa procedures... I want to go to sleep procedures >_<

[11:19:50] motolight: writing in google translate du treibst gut
[11:19:56] motolight: it translates to me – you do well
[11:20:08] motolight: interesting, I think, but to do is make
[11:20:17] motolight: writing du machst gut
[11:20:35] motolight: it translates to me - "and you do well"
Motolight: Everything is doing well

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The oil went up:
When the dollar was 30p, it was worth $110, or 3300p.
Now, when the dollar is at 50r, it costs $80, that is, 4000r.
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and truth! And we are surprised by the price of gasoline while the price of oil drops...

My mother wrote to the mail:
"Only by the fact that the time of your appearance changes in the wattsap, I understand that you are okay)))"

My mom’s peace of mind :)

xxx: One day I have a developer coming to work later because he has to get around his new horse.
That’s epic, isn’t it?

Well, what, jewelry "Golden Rain"...in general, Zeus turned into a golden rain to seduce Danaia, a famous picture is. Beautiful and meaningful – there is gold – there will be a woman. You are about what? Yes, we know, but it is because of such shells that a boy cannot be dressed in a blue barley costume, and the rainbow was taken from the children...Sand-sick distortions absolutely began to replace normal concepts, and everywhere...well how to be here for a man not spoiled?