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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107369
 26.12.2014
The wolf feeds his feet. Usually the bears...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №107368
 26.12.2014
The film director Gennady Ivanovich Poloka remembers...
In 1967, during the filming of "Intervention" in Odessa, we lived in the hotel "Red" opposite the philharmonic. One June evening, it was my birthday, we sat, drank and walked, and in the philharmonic was a concert of one of our masters, almost Ostrach.
All the colour of Odessa, all the fathers of the city, the shadows, the underground millionaires came together.
The concert ended, the audience began to go out on the street, the noise-gam, taxis, trolley buses on Pushkinskaya come in...
And Volodya Vysotsky sits on the window and sings for us.
There was silence on the street. I look out the window: a thousand crowd stands in front of the philharmonic, the transport has stopped, everyone is listening to Vysotsky.
The orchestrates came out of the building of the philharmonic - in frakes, too, standing, listening.
And when Vysotsky finished singing, he said, “It’s all!“The crowd flocked...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107367
 26.12.2014
As one head of the department says:
Women, unfortunately, get older, and students of third grade - never!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107366
 26.12.2014
Today I published a phrase at work, which immediately became a local memo. To the question "How do you do it?" he replied "They are shouting so that there is no time to shout. Yes and nothing, in principle"

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107365
 26.12.2014
- I am afraid that in the traffic jams for three hours I will depend. An unusual butterfly. Collapse on the roads!
I didn’t think you could formulate so virtuously. The word "jopa" should be written with two words "L"!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107364
 26.12.2014
New Year’s Recommendations from the Hubble:
Drink with your laptop – drink vodka. Vodka is a diluted alcohol, if you are lucky, just dry and continue to work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107363
 26.12.2014
In Moscow in the winter suddenly fell snow
> Mayor Sobyanin took the matter under his control
> weak
> when suddenly the snow fell, our measures did not go to work, so that traffic jams do not create.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107362
 26.12.2014
Verka just told me about a Vietnamese named Hui.
He explained on the board to the girl in love: the girl's name with a small letter + his name with a big = ♡. You will not argue...
And then in biology he had to translate the word "accumulation". He translated it. and Doha. Prepod was very happy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107361
 26.12.2014
Eighth week of pregnancy (first trimester)

Let’s ventilate the room too.
Go under the blanket or dress up.
I’ll go until I bite...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107360
 26.12.2014
Everyone is different:

And nothing that is not here for literacy, but for humor? I’ll put the pluses of any funny quotation, even if there are 5 mistakes in each word.
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I will put a minus to the most ridiculous quote, if you have to break the brain to understand its meaning, re-read eight times because of the absence of conspicuous and hell knows as written words.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107359
 26.12.2014
How My Brain Works:
06:00 I want to sleep
13:30 I want to sleep.
23:00 I want to eat
Why not find out the reasons for the defeat of Sultan Bajazid I in the Battle of Angora?
What is the pathogen of Ebola?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107358
 26.12.2014
Not Albania, but Schipperia
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How to live with this now? HDD

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107357
 26.12.2014
New Year is a time of discovery.
The bearded, healthy man who will play Santa for his three children in the morning is younger than me.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107356
 26.12.2014
xxx: Advertising on the main little smiled: "Easy holiday in Lake Baikal!"
So it is somewhere on the bottom without aqualance and with cement on the legs.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107355
 25.12.2014
Eat, pray, love, but please don’t post it all on Instagram.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107354
 25.12.2014
Chat of testing.

XXX: Hello to everyone. Yesterday on the compile removed the contents of the Temp folder (about 30 hectares accumulated ))) now some sites stopped opening. Can you tell me what could be the reason?
YYY: all, you removed these sites

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107353
 25.12.2014
They swim:
For a moment, it depends only on the man in this situation at what point of the cycle he will have time to drive his "balls" to the lady. And then - all this influence is very conditional, and the major role is played by the Maestro Case. And also - the temperature regime, the time of year, the mother's diet, the viscosity of the environment... So it is not from the father that the sex of the child depends, far from the father.
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It depends on the mother’s diet. And what there is about the chromosomes of XX and HU capitalist prostitutes-genetics write, it is for us.
We believe in telegony and in the temperature regime.
Z is. All the funny things on Google are devoted to...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107352
 25.12.2014
Failure Without Cause Sign of Mead In Chine

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107351
 25.12.2014
Katyufka: Is it compulsory to attend the evening worship in the chapel if you want to participate in the all-night vigil on Christmas?
Raf: Are you serious about it?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107350
 25.12.2014
Strangely enough, the man is with his head. This is the baby whom to give birth - she has a program, to reproduce. and the man wants an heir, he clings to the last crumbs of hope - and suddenly the doctor was wrong, well, is it so?
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He needs the same headache as you. The normal men have long been struggling with an heir, they have a program to leave their genetic code. Only the losers thirst for an heir, who have nothing more to boast than their son. Fuck it, everyone has their complexes. But to carry the brain to a pregnant woman, which can not be worried at all - it is, of course, smart. In the 21st century, everyone has long known that constant stress during pregnancy undermines the immune system of the child at the root. Or, if he is not an inheritor, let him be sick. Maybe he will die faster, can the boy get angry?
Yes and at all. He wants to have an heir. Is there a woman here??? There are no male chromosomes in her genome. How can it affect the gender of the child???? to

The conclusion – grandmothers, be smarter, protect yourself. You can fuck with whoever you want, but to give birth - strictly from adequate men!!! Let these fools go away!

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