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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106349
 04.12.2014
XXX is:
Then someone who said that the Chilean embassy is in our bloc and he needs political asylum! He and Allen were sought after Allen shot in a video surveillance camera from his toy machine. He had a red hat and the flag of the USSR. He waited for Elijah, but he was not there, and here Anton declared that he would have to spend the night in the embassy. Then we began to speak in five languages, Hindu-Arabic-Swahili-Tatar-German, and Anton's brain did not stand, he took the flag and left. TOLA also wanted to leave because it felt like the bottom.We brought the guitar from Sensei and the songs began. Then we went out to swim and I took them all into the woods and we embraced a huge postcard, and Saddam said that he thought all the drunkards were angry because we didn’t know where we were going at night and I would sing at that. Then we were around the university station. I went to Finnish with Victor and Tolei and Alena in common. We walked, then went back, sang and went to sleep.
YYY :
Oh to. Not bad you have fun there without me) judging by your treatise, this time Tola has cooked the poer correctly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106348
 04.12.2014
The child confuses the name of a color. And to practice, during the walk I ask "guiding questions". We pass by our car (grey fork), and I ask:"What color is Daddy’s car?".
What a twilight-year-old mind answers:"Like a wolf".
The little boy has gone.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106347
 04.12.2014
Well, and if these men would also go to the governor, wash the floors, maybe the self-esteem would be raised.

Couldn’t the carrier go? The construction? When you want to eat, you will also go to the building work.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106346
 04.12.2014
Food is noticeable when it is eaten and tasty, and cleaning is only when it is not :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106345
 04.12.2014
On the subject of the loud law about what needs to be worked by specialty:
Is there a school for prostitutes?
We are not legalized.)
XHH: Are the crows out there?
zzz; I don’t know))
YYY: ask how the graduation exam is passed.
zzz;: I know they are training there))
You come to a prostitute and ask for a diploma.
XXX: What is this for you?
zzz: Sorry, are you a qualified professional?))
XXX: Are there certificates for the promotion of the category?
xxx: "I’m sorry, but I don’t know how to go deep. I was sick"
Tagged: ahahaha
XXX: The Master of Prostitution
Candidate of Science!
xxx: Diploma on the subject: "The subtleties of the application of the Dutch shuttle"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106344
 04.12.2014
In the United States, the second police officer has already been acquitted, the situation is true as an anecdote:
xxx: "What is the difference between a dog shot down on the road and a black shot down?"
xxx: "Before the hit dog there is a trace of braking wheels"
I thought the dog was only moved once.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106343
 04.12.2014
What about Sheaed?
— — — —
Give me a geek!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106342
 04.12.2014
The commentary:

DerArto: One day, buying winter clothes, your choice will fall not on fashionable and beautiful, but on warm and comfortable. My childhood ended at this moment.

— — —
As a teenager, I didn’t care how my clothes looked, only if it was convenient to climb trees in them and don’t bite my ass when I ran from the hill to the frost for half a day. Now I am indifferent to the opinion of the opposite sex about my appearance. Does that mean I am falling into childhood?
_____________________________________

This is a developmental delay, now you are a teenager.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106341
 04.12.2014
Well, why are all the knights calling when you are washing the floor in the kitchen and your dress is filled in shorts?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106340
 04.12.2014
As the Persian poet Omar said: to the Hui.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106339
 04.12.2014
XXX: She struck me today with a box from under the towels.
YYY: For what?
xxx: I blowed up sugar powder from her potatoes :DDD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106338
 04.12.2014
A cat is like a cat...How does he know that they are admired? As he took the signs of attention at the exhibition... He lay, full of dignity, on his bed in a cage, people read his name out of the card, and he raised his head, threw a favorable look at them, sneered and returned to his "doings": a paphosic laying on a couch with a royal look.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106337
 04.12.2014
XX: Bleat... I found hentai on mincraft. The first stone "Why are breasts not square?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106336
 04.12.2014
Just on the "1" channel showed how to cook barley knots. What are they hinting on?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106335
 04.12.2014
Soon the New Year.
Everybody wants gifts.
I came to my spare parts shop today.
Check the shelf life of the lights.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106334
 04.12.2014
The Russian Defense Ministry did not confirm the conduct of exercises in Crimea with combat dolphins, saying that there is no need for this.

There was no training or training with dolphins.
The dolphin cried.

The penguin confirmed that there were no dolphins.

Why the exercise.
Dolphins know what to do.

No one should know about the real capabilities of combat dolphins.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106333
 04.12.2014
I sincerely hope that no one actually comes to mind to combine with ananas. It also contains an enzyme that destroys proteins (I have no idea what exactly), and even the more persistent mucous mucosa in the mouth turns red / itches / hurts.
If you still decide, then with a possible subsequent visit to the doctor immediately report your rich experience, so that he does not suffer in guesses.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106332
 04.12.2014
How to remove dust from the mirror of the soul?
y: Against the mirror of the soul

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106331
 04.12.2014
I just don’t have to!!! to
At 30 years old, you are asking on the forum how to sexually satisfy your man?
Put the carrot in your ass.

There is no need to use diarrhea for nothing.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106330
 04.12.2014
The first working day of a new office manager, a girl with the tower of a pedinstitut, a primary school teacher. I observe two folders on the desktop of her computer - "applications December" and "uncompleted November".
You say that the generation is dying. As long as there will be such "diplomed teachers" - there will be the same "students".

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