Once a friend told me that they had two bars in the fleet - to lower the ears at the hat and to wear clothes in the frost. Well, it is more fun to ring frozen eggs...In the winter, another thing is added, global and common to all - not to wear a mask if you are sick. The entire bus is full of sneezing and sneezing...But it is worth wearing a mask – everyone looks with round eyes, like a zombie.

Applied Design in the Family.
Wife: Can you make me a rough flooring for flowers?
Husband: Oh, and she’ll be so rude that you’ll cry when you look at her.

textliner:Near a cute stature - "Kim Jong-un may not have given his uncle to disperse 120 hungry dogs ("Time", USA)"
I suggest another series.
"Obama may not have eaten his grandfather with other relatives"
“Merkel probably didn’t dance striptease instead of school.”
"Holland is probably not Dr. Mengele's dressed-out"
Would you object? I doubt Obama myself.

I had a casus yesterday. I walk through the street, I don’t touch anyone, and there a young man stops me with a saying:
Give me one minute! I have a very good and happy day today! Once upon a time, a happy man gave me a coin for luck. And since my day is happy today, I want to give you this coin! May it bring you good luck!
xxx: gives a coin of 100 tg, and goes on enjoying life
X: And then I was thinking about half a day, what was it at all?? to

From the dispute about where it is better to meet - on the Internet or in real:
It’s best in the orgia. There is immediately clear what is waiting for you in the plan cm / min, or go for a coffee with them, about travel trindi ;D ;D

Instagram was invented by grandmothers to know if their grandchildren are eating well.

Small got sick, I write text with my wife (g) before leaving work after a sleepy night and a hard working day.
I: Do I need any medications?
A: Yes, Viferon candles and Panadol suspension, chamomile.
No, fucking the romance.
He took the brains of pharmacists of all surrounding pharmacies in attempts to find the mysterious drug "chren with chamomile". I come home.
Q: How long is it?
I: I was looking for your shit with the camouflage, there is nowhere! Tomorrow I will go to a couple of pharmacies.
The wife hangs for a couple of seconds with a face expression in the style of o_0, and then folds in half and begins to hysterically rust. It turns out that I was an idiot and I should have guessed that I just didn’t need to buy chamomile!

SS: today used the blue isolant
SS: fixed the girland (pulled off one lamp, wire twisted and wrapped SI)
SS: True, the isolant is not canonical color, but dark blue
SS: So a little uncertain about the outcome

Comment to the news "Bensin in the United States dropped to the lowest level in the last 5 years":

The world prices of oil are falling and the prices of domestic oil are falling??? This is news from a parallel universe, right?

I was on a plane with a friend. The stewards began to spread the heat. They reach us.
Stewardess: Chicken, fish or meat?
I: the chicken
The girlfriend: Chicken
The stewardess – with a second and loud voice: Here are two chickens!! to
My wife and I are in the wild. When the stewardess arrived, red and rounded eyes: Oh, sorry, I'm not about you.
The rest of the flight.

Talk about the children:
Yes, I look here, all my girlfriends get jewelry and other delights and joys of life for the children given to their husbands.
I am just somewhat bad. I gave birth to a child for free.

In connection with the introduction of a moratorium on the death penalty in Russia, all convicts will be buried alive.

Sanya_77: Terrorism consists not only in murders, but also in intimidating societies, seeking to change their values and way of life.
Well, I lived until that great day when things began to be called by their names!
And that’s all:"sanctions, sanctions..."

Nicholas: My name is Sprot. by Nikolai Šprot.
Reports of fish. The head.

In fact, most often in surgery, green has been used (and is used) not so much for disinfection (because there are milder antiseptics in the open wound to infuse alcohol), namely to mark the edges of the wound and monitor the dynamics of the healing of the seam.

Oh, and tell it in our nursery, please.And then there is a piece of gaze, impregnated with green, immediately after the birth, squeezed to where the child appeared.And there are not only wounds, there are also mucous membranes, which green can be burned at all.

admin wrote:
Q. What is your first birthday today?

And let’s argue on the mine that you won’t do me cunnilingus?

My village cat has become enormous. Daddy and Mom are joking that I will soon start going down the stairs with the back legs :)
Yenia: ahahhahah)))) and force to repair))))

I almost guessed:

Personally, it seems to me that the alcohol solution of diamond green, as well as iodine, has antiseptic properties due to alcohol. And they paint them in persistent, unflattering colors only so that it is visible where they are already soaked. The doctors in the fear of their people are blinded."

In fact, most often in surgery, green has been used (and is used) not so much for disinfection (because there are milder antiseptics in the open wound to infuse alcohol), namely to mark the edges of the wound and monitor the dynamics of the healing of the seam.

The Chelyabinsk meteorite flew for 10 seconds, during which time it was captured by a bunch of cameras, registers, cameras, etc. from different perspectives. The Russian army, as they say, has been fighting in the southeast for almost six months, but no footage, no Ukrainian camera has ever shot, they have problems with high tech.

yyy: The Russian army is faster than the Chelyabinsk meteorite, there is no video about it.