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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106969
 18.12.2014
The most prominent example of tolerance is AIDS, the complete absence of immunity. The resistance...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №106968
 18.12.2014
Yesterday I stood with my daughter in a line at the box office in a children's store.
Here from the street come an eight-year-old boy and his father, who carries a toy helicopter broken in the dust. Go straight to the box.
It is clear that the case is not guaranteed.
The dialogue at the box.

I bought this helicopter this morning.
“I remember you, but we can’t take back the thing that...
- No, you didn't understand us, we just transferred it, suddenly someone else will buy it, and here the controller is good, and so on, spare parts... Give them. You know, we just launched him, he went up to the second floor and a crown attacked him.
The boy enters the conversation:
Do you have roosters in the store?

© Camelot

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106967
 18.12.2014
The Central Bank of the Russian Federation joined the sanctions against Russia.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106966
 18.12.2014
The answers...

Do I have a gynecological disease? Do the eggs work normally?

No, the question is completely normal, but it is asked in the "Magic" section.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106965
 18.12.2014
In general, I came to the conclusion that the less thoughts in the head at the time of the photo, the better it comes out.
Per this is the secret to the photogenicity of a whole category of people, but in general I do not hint at anything.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106964
 18.12.2014
Is it possible not to work at 31pm?
xxx: here is my friend worked for the past new year, says it wasn't fun
YYY : Why?
xxx: he is a forensic expert, sitting in the office closed with an alcoholic guard all night.
xxx: and when there was a challenge, he could not wake the guard to get out.
I had to search his pockets.
YYY: It is cool!
YYY: This is the story
Well, of course, the coolest thing is that he was then looking for a corpse in the woods with the opera group, but this is his constant work, he is doing it all the time.
As you meet the New Year, so you will spend it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106963
 18.12.2014
Do not be wise:

<...> Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl...
= the =
God, you even copy it, after your quazianecdotes...
This is a quote from the beautiful film "Clocked" performed by N. Karachenzov.
= the =
Your "Crazy" was filmed in 1991, according to a 1988 story, and the joke was told when Kunin (author) was still a teenager (at 40 years old).

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106962
 18.12.2014
qqq: Several years saw (in Volgograd) the advertising poster: "COPE AND COPE OF GARDENS". Apparently, in the first case, the main thing is the process, and in the second - the result. and ;-)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106961
 18.12.2014
Not yesterday. This morning at nine. Some unfortunate eight thousand marks! At nine in the morning, it was something else. And then they announced a new dollar exchange rate, and I can no longer buy a tie on them, only a bottle of cheap wine. I need a tie.

How much is a dollar worth now?

Today at noon it was worth thirty-six thousand marks! Only thirty thousand in the morning.

George Crow is looking at his cigar.

Thirty six thousand already! It goes faster than a cat novel. How will all this end?

“General bankruptcy, Mr. Field Marshal,” I answer. So far we have to live.

P.S Read the quote, swallow a good Erzac coffee. Life is going on.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106960
 18.12.2014
Title on the Commercial website:
'' Banks are afraid and borrowing'
The voice is perceived unambiguously.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106959
 18.12.2014
I was pregnant with Ulysses. When I get back, I tell my husband and son that we have a girl. A 5-year-old boy asks, “How did the doctor know that she was a girl?” I explain that on the "TV" can be seen fingers, legs and in the "writing" Son (with horror) - What is there without cowards?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106958
 18.12.2014
The Antikafe? Does it take tea and plushes from visitors?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106957
 18.12.2014
x: beef in the dining room is imported, out of the cottage is already 150p.
y: but the mice and paper are domestic, the sausages are still 100.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106956
 18.12.2014
In the game
I have seen the elves in the army of elves-horse.
The elephant horses?
- Apparently the elves did not have enough women and they were attracted to horses!
This is a centaur!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106955
 17.12.2014
I sit behind the compass, slowly fall asleep. The director is behind.
I’m sleepy again, why don’t you get to sleep?
Faith does not allow
(D) What is the Faith
I: I believe that 4 hours of sleep is enough.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106954
 17.12.2014
I will keep this quote because of its relevance, for it is a year old, and tomorrow it will perish.
— — —
I will come to power - I will introduce the death penalty through anal domination for unfair political agitation on non-profile resources!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106953
 17.12.2014
Members are burning

One dream: I don't know what I want more: a solarium, a solarium or a salami...
I want a solarium!!! to
First: to read or to watch?
Second: who are the dark people in our office, who will read the car?

I couldn’t understand why they laughed at her.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106952
 17.12.2014
X: I went home yesterday. Near the subway there is a bunch of exchange points with the exchange rate. People were walking around and taking pictures.

Yy: I have seen this. The youth has never seen deflation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106951
 17.12.2014
In 2015 will be popular T-shirts "I survived the ruble 2014!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106950
 17.12.2014
Topic "New Year’s Eve"

Linker 2: Who will be this year? In our office cancelled (
S – the lucky ones! We would have :-(

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