You’re better off in pictures than in life... Per because you’re silent in photos?

I add :

People are divided into two types: those who wash their hands after the toilet and those who do not. There are no exceptions.
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There are others who wash their hands after going to the toilet only when they know someone could burn them. Also personal observation, unfortunately (

One day my father went to the pharmacy and witnessed such a conversation. My grandmother asks the pharmacist:
You know, I’m interested, but I don’t remember exactly how...
Tell me, we will figure it out.
What is "Julius"?
Pharmacists for a long time found out among themselves what it could be, even through the base. I don’t know what the medicine is. Ask the grandmother:
What is it, what is it at all?
This is the kind of girl you work with.

Here people start families, find girls, get a hobby, and then wonder why they are so poorly familiar with the x86_64 architecture.

This is work. My work is about this scheme: come guys for whom I have to do some work and say
A fucking slice of abyrvalg.
It is crazy! I think I go to the boss.
Where can I get a shit and a spoon? I ask you.
He is such
Ask Galli, she knows all about shit.
But here it turns out that she knows not about the shit, but about the whore. Which properly applies to me. A little hollowing I go where sent and ask there. I find out that the shit lies on the left in the box, and the spoon in the neighboring barracks on the wood. I tell all this to the guys, and they look at me surprised and ask.
How? Will you not feed us the shit with a spoonful? We talked about Abigail.
Well, here I say my firm and decisive not and I do not. Then they go to another boss who has a poor understanding of human speech and says they can’t eat shit with a spoonful. And he’s all in white telling me: get rid of it! feed them with a snail!

That’s why I’ve been running with shit and spoon every day and I hate everyone.

Recipes for hair:
Spit the head with honey.
Wait three days.
Then strongly bumble in the palms - the flies will fly away, and the legs will remain.

And not on the subject. I understand that it is too early... but dear Santa Claus, I behave perfectly all year, please give in the coming year the understanding of the loved one and a happy life together.

The answers)

X: The puppy in the volley-manage has a bowl with water. When he wants me to open the wheelchair, he hits the plate and the water is poured out. I put this bowl on a special support, and he gets it with his teeth and spills it out. When there is no bowl in the volley, he knocks on the door. How will he teach him to always knock and not pour water out?

u: He took you on reflexes, like a Pavlov dog))) Try not to open the door when he spills water)

to this:
Amin Schick: The Cossacks said they didn’t beat anyone, and it was just the installation of puzzles in all the canons of modern art.
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The darkness of your Cossacks. Performance is that! The performance! But here are the lights on the faces, this is an installation!

Onishchenko justified the theft of a cat gurman from Vladivostok
According to the deputy chairman, the animal is not to blame

Strangely enough, I also found my instinct to eat.
I need proteins, fats and carbohydrates. At the same time, vitamins, amino acids, and a lot of different hernia. Looking for a suitable window.

You will not be justified. Immediately shot.

You have a bit higher intelligence than a cat.

Not a fact

and above. I will not limit myself to one fish, and I will take the stock.

They will surely serve. The cat did not steal, but coated iron without leaving the box.

The cat is a medal for vigilance. He uncovered the shortcomings in the storage system of fish delicacies and brought the results of his investigations to the general public.

I have not been on a date for a hundred years, this is one of the disadvantages of a serious relationship.

The choice was to be born beautiful or stupid.
xxx: here is
XXX: I am stupid
Did you choose to be born stupid if you could be born beautiful?

I read a book, I hear the edge of my ear like a tiny opened the refrigerator.
zizmo> He asks something loudly from the red, and he also answers loudly.
Zizmo> after which the disappointed voice of the small gives
Zizmo> "Now all... Season "Do not touch! This is for the New Year!" is announced!"

My wife and daughter are fighting for lessons. My daughter does not give up. The wife insists, threatens with deprivation of access to the inuit. And then the daughter says, “Mom, you’re bad, and you don’t need the phone. I will call you through a pentagram.

Marriage is a peaceful coexistence of two nervous systems.
E. the gentle

Strong nervous system.

This video already fucking knows how many years on YouTube is lying.
Drop that shit, don’t get rid of it!
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Always wondering, where did so many foolish critics come from?

1st The author could have been in the army before the video was posted on YouTube.
2nd Maybe it was shot there. and put out.
Three The author may not know about the video on YouTube Maybe, the idea arose independently. Or maybe I just sang a video from YouTube and remembered it.
Regardless of p. 1, 2 and 3 - the person told a funny situation. If it was invented by him on the motives of a video from YouTube, then hell would be with him. Someone introduced and smiled, someone didn't like it - blasted and forgot.
But there will be a boring truth. He will require notarially certified evidence that the storyteller did not invent it, he will put a matte on the fool who told the story "from the first person" without permission. After that, everyone will be happy and happy. Humorous resource, mood, shit.

Power is a thief of trust.

The Chalid.
On the train, my grandfather said:
At the beginning of the 30s, we were all shot down in the collegiate farms, all the cattle to the public yard should be delivered, you will not pursue it, it is said, a clerk, they will take everything and for expulsion, and we were then in the family a horse of fat, so it was called a javo-chaly, a young man at all, and without a horse in the village you will not live, do not pursue, neither seed nor wood to prepare. It was a good horse, a worker, and as we guarded it, and fed and drank it, and drank it, we did not load and regret it. The family is big, the kids are small. I take him to that yard, and the soul is muddy, what will happen next? How will we live without the hell? In this courtyard, the women roar, the men are evil, and wherever the new power has ordered, give it and all. And the chief of the district of the grit, do not regret this cattle - you have a new light life, it is easier to build it, the tractors will smell, it is a new line of the party about the people, the care for the peasants of Moscow itself.
I passed some time, I passed by the rule - our Chaly, standing at the rule, bound, I approached-he recognized me, he grabbed and grabbed the earth-like as a calling, I approached closer, Daddy-Chaly-something thin, rebar to see, sparkly, in the reps all, collumns in the gray, tail, legs in the knees swell up, the spine is all shattered to blood, side in the strips to see, I embrace:
“What the heroes have done to you, you can tell it this way... he quieted, placed his mouth on my shoulder and eye, and he has tears... they tick, here you are an unworded animal... and they understand everything like a human being. The Chairman comes out:
-Well, go away from the tongue of the horse, the subculture, I'll see you live again.
-Sorry a horse, his legs are quite sick, he needs to be treated... he stumbled on this, became angry, pulled off Chaloga, he bribes, asks for protection from me, wanted at that moment to give the seatman a moustache, but about his children he remembered, they will suffer, one current said to him: - Don't bump hard, the legs are sick, you will stumble, you will die.
- Don't crack, the snooker, I will stumble on him... and let the snooker snoop and chase. But then it happened, I stumbled to see Chaly-to, the chairman stumbled, and about the stone with a stone, he remained alive, and afterwards began to sing songs and throw on the baby. And the rulers gave me Chalego, they say, take your crumbling income, he does not need us-darmmead. I brought him home, let us feed, drink, treat, clean, revive a horse, have fun, slowly worked with him, and survived with him, only the crumbling remained. I think, maybe he accidentally stumbled, or maybe... a horse is a smart cattle, once tears can.
The grandfather turned around and took the paycheck.

The prime minister said he kept his savings in rubles. I have not overestimated him before.

Mom, get up now!
– and? What happened?
Daddy is missing!
How did you think he disappeared?
It’s two o’clock at night and he’s not on the computer.

Comrade is at work.

XXX: 12 years of slavery?
YYY: NEA
XXX: Look at it
That’s about me :D
XXX: And if seriously, then the movie is very suitable.
XXX: Beckhambatch played a very good slave-owner.
YYY: Well chouwaak...
YYY: Benedict Cumberbatch
YYY: ppc...
YYY: You have some distant relative Beckhambetov succeeded.