(newspapers group, photo of a small dried frog, cockroaches, larvae and something else incomprehensible)
The programmer brought to the editorial dishes of Thai cuisine for tasting.
P.S So far, no one has ever risked to try the snacks.

The best comment:
Out of the keyboard.

The best remedy for a sting is not to drink...and the head doesn’t hurt,and the hands don’t shake.and the salt doesn’t want,and the liver doesn’t hurt.

Football player Gascoine has repeatedly tried to fight alcoholism with the help of various hobbies. So, in September of this year, he tried to distract himself from alcohol with the help of fishing, and during one of the rehabilitations decided to collect whiskey, which he then drank during a new drink.

Exactly a quarter of a century ago I got the first pair of reading, when I tried to prove that we are still talking about a carpenter... But admit, you did not think of the line "Spring-Stretch summer red propelled"...Stretch does not jump and does not make sounds!

I studied Chinese. Now the graphic key to lock the phone can choose not just so, but with meaning

You can pay for the goods in any way convenient for you.
Will the Newcastle covers fit?

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I prefer the 5.45 ammunition.

Generally speaking, I will no longer walk in Vivaldi without a camera.

You would... take the assembly... or the mice can end up, and the animal needs something...

How is it right in Ukraine?
It is better to sit on your ass than in your ass.

Give my fiancé a major! Ura to! We washed!
Krasov: Well you the main toast do not forget - "first you will be the Lieutenant Colonel, and then I will be...."

You’re a good guy, why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?
WOW: I’m just too selfless.
I can’t find a girl with low self-esteem.

xxx: Dear, do you know that a biathlete runs 20 kilometers on ski? He is able to hit the target from a rifle four times. All this in a record 49 minutes.

Yyy: Well think about the clock late for a date, gods, who’s not going to be? In general, you’d better work on your three-minute record! I also have a shooter!

XXX: Mom, I have done it! I taught you how to swallow today. I will not disappear now!
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Zzzz: Princesses are not hacking!

How do you prepare this salad?
Dyadya_Misha: Very simple: a bank of sayras, a bank of peanuts, onions and vegetable oil.
Dyadya_Misha: only to be more delicious, definitely water from the peanut you pour on the cock
Mazenrad: Oh how! Salad and salad...

If in St. Petersburg a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and :)

xxxh: 0_on me contextual advertising about self-propelled devices comes out
I am offered hotels in Italy and BMW X1
Do you see the difference between our offices?
I am so cute ?

This is:
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Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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The friend. Advice from someone who has experience. If a girl is digging in your phone and asking you to tell me about your contacts, then go straight away.

The state is a car that constantly arranges accidents for its citizens.

I go out of work somehow and approach my car (the "Ford Explorer" of the 1st generation), and under the door is a note: "Oksana, 8965176****".
Well, I am so all instantly broken up, say, the girl wants to meet, all the business! But I am married...
In short, I crushed this note and threw it out somewhere far into the swarm.
I sat in the car and went home. Upon returning home, I found with sadness powerful scratches on the right door. Casanova is...

Lieutenant Rzhevsky has a deadly conversation with Pierre Bezukhov.
When I really want love, and there are only terrible babies around, I drink a bottle of vodka, and they all start to seem beautiful to me. And you, Peter, what do you do in such cases?
The JS? I just take off my glasses...

A bomb simulator.
Bohm in 2 years started earning more than me and took an apartment in a mortgage!! to