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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106909
 17.12.2014
From the Arduino Forum
xxxxx: Should write a program for heating a private house
To control it is necessary el boiler, 3x running crane, boiler, circulation pump, thermal valve.
yyyyy: Let’s discuss, you need to draw a block diagram, decide with sensors, cranes...
zzzzz: Add a separate screening camera, we are all wildly interested to see how it all goes up to the hell of dogs!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106908
 17.12.2014
In breaking the PDD, I try to put on a blonde wig sooner. The beard is ruining everything.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106907
 17.12.2014
Fallout has already arrived. For the covers of the coke give glasses!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106906
 17.12.2014
The sister here came up with me to cultivate and bought tickets for the "Swan Lake". I think it is useless - what to spend, you could have waited for the television broadcast))))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №106905
 17.12.2014
They write that many Russian banks order eight-digit tables for placing the inscription “Our Crimea”.
by Sandy_Mustache

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106904
 17.12.2014
From Twitter:
And we are conducting our report from the bottom of the Marian Valley, where the Russian ruble is waiting for its Belarusian companion. The popular fun of Belarusians is to follow the exchange rates, formerly for their own, now for Russian.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №106903
 17.12.2014
<xxx> Two rubles ago I made myself coffee, and it’s still hot

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106902
 17.12.2014
YYY
I bought one today, yesterday 62, today 75.
by 16:11:05

XXX is
LOL, alpha bank by 100 sells
Eureka
by 16:23:08

YYY
There is such
I hide myself
by 16:24:31

XXX is
I think this is the day of the unity of the people (I think this is the day of the unity of the people).
by 16:25:15

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106901
 17.12.2014
Oh my God! George is breathing. Where were the beautiful days of 1922? The dollar rose that year from two hundred and fifty marks to just ten thousand. Not to mention 1921, then it was some unfortunate three hundred percent.
Erich Maria Remark, "The Black Obelisk"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106900
 17.12.2014
What is the habit of measuring everyone? If you personally do not have fun, it does not mean that everyone does.
I had several women who gave up to this process with immense pleasure, and one even experienced orgasm. And not once.

Orgasm from the mine, mm. Do they not end up preparing borsches? In vain...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106899
 17.12.2014
xxx: Some Adventist witnesses just came there and advertised the website of their church. This is what I understand SEO optimization.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106898
 17.12.2014
here here :
In small amounts, cholesterol is still found in vegetable oils.
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Be careful, I’m a nonsense, can I go down? Cholesterol is animal fat.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106897
 17.12.2014
xxx: I can share 50 degrees of frost and fast default =)
Yyyyy: Uraah, we will be heating out of no-mash-ka-mi! ^ ^ ^
XXX is mindful? HDD
YYY : No. We’ll meet at night somewhere in the field. There will be all of us, our friends, relatives, just acquaintances... We will gather at a large or large fire, there will be soft and not cold snow... And over the neighboring forest will fly a flight from a dashboard, which will show the rate of the dollar in real time. And we will all count the choir: “995! and 996! by 997! by 998! by 999! and a thousand!! We will drink the cherry juice from plastic cups and we will embrace the whole country as one great nation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106896
 16.12.2014
I am in the car! A very respectable office. Chen knows how many years we design engineering networks. Tueva is the hottest of electrical engineers with a higher technical education, but in the office kitchen, the electric boiler - always - stands in a huge pit of water, splashed on the table!
WOW: And the sho - at least once closed?
HH: Not yet...
Wow, you see that! The specialists know which area of the watermelon to put the tea ;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106895
 16.12.2014
Cat: I always enjoy the situation of coordination. Give a contract. A man is doolgo and with a very intelligent look looks at him. Although it is clear in his eyes that he ceased to understand what was written about immediately after the word treaty.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106894
 16.12.2014
Regarding the reasons for the appearance of cholesterol in vegetable oil - not all mice can be caught from the original raw material.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106893
 16.12.2014
You have seven days left!
Thank you very much, good fairy! The doctor said there were only three.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106892
 16.12.2014
to this
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I had several women who gave up to this process with immense pleasure, and one even experienced orgasm. And not once.
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I admire such women. They are literally divorced. Most importantly, he sincerely believes and also sets an example for others.

An anecdote in the run.
Chapayev returns from a trip to England. He goes all out of the needle, in a limousine, in his hands a ring with diamonds. Full luggage of money. Carriers carry a lot of suitcases.
Peter asked him surprised:
– Vasily Ivanovich, where do you get all this from?
“Yes, Petka, I won the cards.
How is it?
I go to the club. Everyone sits there, drinks, and plays cards. Look at it, it is cut in point! I sat down at the table and took the cards. I have 18. My English counterpart says 20. I said to him: "Show me!" And he said to me: "We, gentlemen, believe in the word". Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106891
 16.12.2014
Boris: I watched the fall of the ruble all day. He felt like a Brazilian fan during a football match against Germany.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106890
 16.12.2014
I went to the club on Saturday and got rid of the cleaner. The grandmother’s shortcut.
We go down to the toilet, she follows us.In the toilet engine. .who powdered, who chested, who in need...Baby stood up in the middle and cried:"And the leap of time?"His girls greet-:"1-10"..
The grandmother answers:"I haven’t been squeezed, and that I haven’t been squeezed yet?
The Curtain

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