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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96908
 19.04.2014
I go with the dogs to the park, the dogs quietly tremble next to the short slides, sunshine, birds, beauty and beauty. I was amazed to see how the verba goldened on the backdrop of the sky, slightly slowed. And near there was a young man with a wheelchair and a daughter of five years old, who suddenly began to loathe exhausted when he saw dogs. Not "gaw-gaw", namely, laughing - naturally, with a rift and subjugation, only in childhood. The baby in the wheelchair climbed and my mom strictly said to me: "Woman! Get rid of your dogs immediately! You see, I have a child laughing at them!"... I can’t even find what to answer:)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96906
 19.04.2014
> It's another thing, my generally have time to get into a bottle of beer while I smoke on the balcony...

Friend, drink in a Mexican way: you wrap a slice of lemon, put a bottle in the throat.
Mexicans so from the flies, beer saves, but also from cockroaches.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96905
 19.04.2014
How boldly and at the same time ridiculously the UAZ evolved from a Goat to a Patriot.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96904
 19.04.2014
Sergey
Did you say that your beauty will make any guy crazy?
INNA
Not in this formulation.
Sergey
And beautiful and modest - not a girl but the dream of any guy
INNA
with a box)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №96903
 19.04.2014
You, you are an army with clothes! I used your mother as a puppy!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96902
 19.04.2014
It is better to be experienced than experimental.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96901
 19.04.2014
One wonderful mother, Katya, sent an SMS correspondence with her equally wonderful son, Sania, a beautiful young man of ten years of age and a stunning creativity.

and. Prepare for Dad
and. The control?
and. and English

and. Do the wings of angels grow or shrink?

and. Where to buy glass in the window?
and. And again??? to
and. Not in the school in the kitchen.
and. How did you do it?? to
and. Boots from feet

and. Go to Mukhara
and. He does not want to be busy.
and. Who is busy?
and. Mukhtar Mom than from Mukhtar remove the marker
and. Did you paint it?? to
and. Jaguar spots we played in the jungle your perfumes don't wipe out

and. Is there a chance to see a white bear?

and. Arthur is going to teach me everything.
and. What do you do
and. Aircraft Model Arthur
and. Be careful there.
and. Carefully in half an hour.
and. The bottle that you cleaned can be used for living people?

and. Doctor of the heart or of the intestines?

and. I need a cat.
and. What another cat? I have little mushroom.
and. It is already grey.

and. Crocodiles cannot chew. Why did you not tell me?

and. Am I your favorite?
and. The most why you ask
and. Your cactus has accidentally fallen.

and. Mommy!! My grandmother is smoking!! Tell me about the horse!!! to

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96900
 19.04.2014
For 23 years, everyone thought that Russia was on its knees, and it turned out that it was shrinking the Berks!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96899
 19.04.2014
I just talked to an employee.
I: After we win the tender, we transfer the current points to another provider.
She: Keep in mind, I am on vacation from 26th, but by percentage I will be from 19th.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96898
 19.04.2014
Kuzimama: In response to the entry ban for men aged 16 to 60 declared by Ukraine for Russians, Russia has banned the entry of Ukrainian women aged 18 to 35.
roxana_: The UN thought, thought, and ordered to set up a special zone on the Russian-Ukrainian border for joint residence of non-repatriated Russians with non-repatriated Ukrainians:))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96897
 19.04.2014
A long time ago it was necessary to write a proga that generates a random combatant with Statham, only the colour of the tie, the car, the tile and the main villain change.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96896
 19.04.2014
I dreamed today that I brought home three cats from the street and named them Black, Wise and Gepard.
What a madness. Why the Black...?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №96895
 19.04.2014
I go on the bus.
Nearby a girl, standing at the exit, disturbing everyone, managing to read the Kindle book.
After another stop, a guy begins to look closely at the head, gradually floating in a smile.
A new stop. The doors open and here this guy, at the exit, turning sharply, gives out - "he will kill Archimedes", after which he flashes and leaves the bus relentlessly. (St of)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96894
 19.04.2014
From the newspaper free ads: I sell a Labrador puppy, colored pale

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96893
 19.04.2014
In the cafe advertisement: "You can’t use your wifi!!and "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №96892
 19.04.2014
News on the Ukrainian news portal:
At the scene of the shooting, there are 30 IDs of Russian personnel.What other evidence is needed about Russian saboteurs?
***************************
As in the backdrop: "nu stupid"- what is the identity of the saboteurs? They have no documents or documents of the enemy services. Hence, the conclusion that these mythical certificates have been discarded. Either these documents just remained after the employees of the SBU of Ukraine or that most likely they simply did not exist at all.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №96891
 19.04.2014
...Pushkin to help me, I boldly write - "okyan"!!! The teacher respectively reduces my grade, but I, bringing the book to school, proved to the teacher my right! She explained to me that this was an outdated writing, but she put 5 for the proof! Good teachers!! to

by Navial. In the fifth grade we wrote a composition based on a picture on the fortress of a textbook of literature, where the sister Alenushka sits at the lake. I, as a true daughter of biologists, wrote that the shore grows rocks. The teacher narrated this word, wrote "kamish" and lowered the mark. I came home, clarified with my parents that I did not mistake anything, it was not a mistake, and Vasnetsov described everything quite clearly. Then in the next lesson I had to draw on the board, what the straw from the straw is different. My mark was corrected. True teachers are invaluable.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96890
 19.04.2014
This is "an illiterate"
In Irkutsk, at one of the boat stations of the Angara River, there is a boat with the proud name "Nessing on the waves". ( by :

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96889
 19.04.2014
xxx: I once started to watch my photos open to everyone - most likely, the girl's legs will also see them. I began to look from the side and think about what my image could be. I look and comment - yes, well, you can see that I am a person with a sense of humor, and here it is clear that I like to drink, and, here is beautiful, oh, again I like to drink, here is funny, here I like to drink, here I like to drink.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96888
 18.04.2014
ealand (12:30:38 18/04/2014)
Damn, not an office, but a fantasy world.
ealand (12:31:32 18/04/2014)
A female dwarf is there, a lumpy-eyed elephant - up to two pieces, trolls and goblins wander through the hallways, a red witch at the coffee machine hiccuts, cooking grain, and the director in general is an orc)
ealand (12:37:09 18/04/2014)
Sometimes the founder dragon comes, and whom he catches, he will eat, and whom he does not catch, he will pass by, because the colonel is retired.
ealand (12:37:56 18/04/2014)
And any beautiful knight, jumping to release the princess - is added to the collective, and in a month he can no longer be distinguished from the innate goblin)
ealand (12:41:00 18/04/2014)
And only in the distant, darkest cabinet, sits a large and tattooed orc, in combination - the Dark Lord, and commands this entire Evil Empire.
- Your darkness, there have come bright heroes, again to kill you in the name of goodness! The personal blonde captive Elf tells the Lord.
“Annie, tell me I’ll come back in 15 minutes, and then bring them coffee.

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