Roskomnadzor and Rospotrebnadzor are two classes inherited from Rosabstraktnadzor, all methods of which are destructors.

In our childhood stereo pictures were - plastic such a labyrinth by the type of binoculars, inside is inserted a cardboard with two cameras - stereo. You look in the glasses and see a large photo of a tree tree, or even your loved one. So now what we have come up with - the same plastics, only inside instead of a cardboard, the iPhone is inserted.

Stop writing verses about the euro and the dollar, the central bank focuses on them when compiling currency rates. And then the man with the dollars will hang, I’m sorry.)))

At work, colleagues have a quick conversation for tea.

I finally got a newspaper yesterday, for the first time in a month.
Today the radio was in the kitchen.

Imagine what a century.

About >> there is no room for you in the anti-nuclear bunker

As our commander said:
“When you get in the immediate vicinity of a nuclear explosion, you all know what to do (well there to fall/hide, in short, in the Charter it is written, who is interested), but I advise you to get up in full. To die quickly and without suffering.

Comments to the photo where Marilyn Manson in the image stands on the red square.

The evil is near.)
C behind the back. Marilyn, turn around!

A thoughtful aunt, far from every 20 stools in the bag lies
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Meaning is lying? O_o Ready to bet that these stools brought children from their parents. Did your teacher bring you to the museum?

A colleague sits, decides a crossword and is sad-not coming together.I look, and he has the answer to the question of Cassius Clay-PVA.

My husband and I recently argued whether he has Jewish blood. For verification, he decided to transfer some of the money into dollars and euros. Type if the exchange rate will rise and it will be in plus, it means that the Jewish currency is there, and if not, then, accordingly, there is no...
I live with a Jew X (

Lin puts a 500-euro banknote in AJ trousers
<lin> now do something
<AppleJack> what is it?
<lin> RELATED
AppleJack converts 500 euros into rubles
<lin> yes
<lin> I didn’t think of it.
<lin> 1:0

xxx: received today the bank card of Russia
XXX: The deadline is alarming
xxx: valid until October 17

xxx: I have 1 euro in my wallet, and 2 kg of strawberries in the kitchen, girls write, we will have fun

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The same feeling when your queries, beginning with the words "what to do if", have surpassed the most popular in terms of absurdity.
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I once wanted to check out a moment from Chernyshevsky and was lazy to go for a book. Yandex's memorable assumption "what to do if Voldemort washes my shampoo", slightly lag behind "what to do if the toilet dances" and "what to do if I shampoo" :D
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The wife started recruiting on Google, intending to find out the effects of ultrasound on mice:
"Why mice are afraid of..."
has issued:
The Ultrasound
and injections
The horrors
The buyer.

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XX: This morning my husband declares to me:"And you know that you understand refrigerators, air conditioners and even know how to repair refrigerators, you know the marks of freon and so on"? I did not understand, it turns out - my husband entered his page in VK, but did not see that by mistake entered my page and registered with the group of refrigerators and even created a topic, all on my behalf :D, so I communicate there with men about refrigerators, stunning everyone with the knowledge of equipment and periodically matte

UUU: In this same stupid VK, I like, too, without looking, from my husband's page entered the group of crawlers with a hook. Completely successfully communicated :D Podvoh noticed only when the interlocutors began to admire the knowledge of the man in hanging a hook and photos of his work

I have a boxing bag of medium size at home. And all the friends who come to me breathe unevenly. They throw their fists on him as if he were their worst enemy. Others start to embrace him, just stand in the embrace and tell me something. The girls do not react to him. Although one girl accidentally struck him in the shoulder, thinking that I said "sorry". This is my mysterious bag.

AAA: The word shit is no longer suitable here.
We need to think of something more evil.
ZZZ: Swartzpizdechen
xxx: no, I can't scream it fast running on the street
ZZZ: Wait for a day.

In small amounts, cholesterol is still found in vegetable oils.

How does a product of exclusively animal origin fall into vegetable oil, can it be clarified?

I talked about marriage with my mother.
I: You remember how hard you and daddy were at first, lived poorly, you washed your hands...
Everyone has washing machines!
I: Who is it, everyone? Here are our acquaintances as they moved - two years without a car lived, my husband sadly had money. Oh no, well, it’s marriage, I won’t leave you to anyone!
We will give you a fingerprint!! to

XXX: How are you, Professor?
YYY: I have no idea how to describe this state... Like a small cockroach floating in a quiet pond from the shore of illuminated despair to the shore of nothing.

Is it possible to move from Russia to America on ice?

When does the Bering Strait freeze? What is the distance? very much need!