Winsard: My 10-year-old son read all of Harry Potter, and what did I?
Envy and shamelessness: I painted every page of the Soviet Encyclopedia Dictionary at 6 p.m.

A friend (healthy two-meter bugy) buys cigarettes, they are placed on the shelf with a terrible picture on top, he goes to the whole store with horror:
Turn around! Turn to!
I pretended not to be with him.

Many people do not have hair on their heads, but the nipples of intracranial cockroaches.

I'm currently listing one culinary site on the subject - what would be easier to cook. I came across an article titled “Very Delicious Egg Breakfast for Simple Village Residents.”
I read the recipes:
Eggs with pesto and avocado sauce
Omelette with spinach and brie cheese.
And all in that spirit, I see very bad things in the village. and :(

The site:
The Good News 09:51
Workers killed a brigadier and buried him with an excavator

For whom is good...

From the Freelancer Forum:
Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((

About Anna Maria:

I have always thought that my name is Michael in honor of the commander-in-chief of the angelic armed forces, and according to your logic, it turns out that either in honor of a thousand devils or in honor of the Vladimir headquarters. Thank you fucking.

Fuck the catfish.
From a good cyclist I heard this phrase: "Do your best to be noticed, but drive as if you are invisible."

If you are all hanged with cataphots, dimensions and other whistleblowers - this does not guarantee your safety. But it gives her a good bonus. But if you drive with full confidence as if you are not seen at all, i.e. They will neither skip, neither slow, neither take to the left, nor even signal - this is really a big plus to safety.

This also applies to pedestrians.

[24.11.2014 18:14:46] 1111: Rita, and we in Chinese need to translate or Chinese enough English version - they will make the translations themselves
[24.11.2014 18:16:23] 2222: I will translate
[24.11.2014 18:16:25] 2222: in Kiev
[24.11.2014 18:16:45] 2222: because the Chinese said that the translation from the agency (p. translated in Moscow, the translator himself was from Vladivostok).
[24.11.2014 18:17:42] 1111: well we tried))) more precisely translators)
[24.11.2014 18:18:16] 2222: The Chinese asked - and why do we have a cut-off punishment? :O O
[24.11.2014 18:18:21] 2222: I am saying shooooo??? to
[24.11.2014 18:18:33] 2222: They say you have a death penalty in your contract
[24.11.2014 18:18:46] 2222: I say, oh something may not be so translated...
[24.11.2014 18:19:01] 1111: Fige yourself, translation.....))

If you put meat in the form of filling in the fireplace, then you will get a whitewash cabriolet.

Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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There is a good anecdote:
Where do you find normal people to live together?
We take the usual, then apologize.

Sometimes it seems to me that in every department of our company hangs a poster "In any unclear situation call the IT department"

The advertising slogan was born:"Tea "English breakfast" guarantees the British accent". My tainted tongue confirms... Blind.

XXX: I read about Terraforming :)
xxx: I understood that I agreed to live only on Venus - there, after a bit of screening (sunscreening, bombardment with ice asteroids and settlement with genetically modified mold) the average temperature promises to be about +26.
XX: Interesting direction takes thoughts at the end of November.

And with every quotation from the “irritated pedestrian,” Jeremy Clarkson’s words seem more and more fair: “Push the pedestrian.” They must learn that if they do not pay the road tax, they are not entitled to go for what they do not own.

Bgg... I see directly your joy from the justice of burning your boiler, parked on a plot that does not belong to you 100% (as well as roads - pedestrians).

DerArto: Curves in a person, like cash in supermarkets - despite the fact that they have been created a lot, not the fact that they will work all.

I’ll ask her about it tomorrow in a couple. I love to impress people!
Dema: I think it is worth using more effective and sudden methods that have a historical basis.
For example, a copy.
A method tested for thousands of years. They were impressed by people at the time of ancient Greek philosophers.

Vlas: the awkward moment when you need rubber products, and you forgot where they all work
Vlas: found a piece of old wheelchair, hopefully prokatit
Vlas: How I got to this dishwasher.

According to the law, if you borrow money from someone in currency, you have the full right to pay it in rubles at the rate of the day of the deferral.
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Tell this to those who have a mortgage in currency. Let us laugh together.

The mountain road. Dark – we are behind the polar circle, though not much. We do not see the sun during the day, although the polar night has ended - it rises behind the mountains, passes behind them and sits behind the mountains. Now is night.
We passed our stop and returned on foot. No lighting, except that there are lights somewhere in the mountains.
Cars are rare, but pass by.
We were crazyly happy that the owner of the shirt we were shooting, firmly insinuated to us the need to take reflective vests and lamps on our head, we somehow didn’t care that they were “unpleasant.”
Two girls.
of Norway.