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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105749
 21.11.2014
The fact that every bad guy now calls himself a sales manager or any other bad guy doesn’t make him part of the middle class. In fact, the layer of specialists is thinning, thanks to the education system.
and----
The education system perfectly meets the needs and prepares great managers for any hernia. Specialists are becoming less and less not because they are not prepared by the education system, but because they are not needed. We need managers in the hernia. If by some miracle tomorrow the universities will release hundreds of thousands of specialists - specialists will move, some will merge, some will adapt to work as managers of the hernia, some will be washed out of the country. A bit deeper.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №105748
 21.11.2014
As an option:
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to this:
Kuka: And today I did my own makeup and deception on the computer.
Mazenrad: The Lord! O Lord! O Lord! There is no formatting behind these words.
Kuka: What is it?
Kuka: Don’t worry about it. All the light on the phone explained to me.
Mazenrad: The Lord! Listen to my prayers, please.
____________________________________

Well, the day is lost.It’s interesting what she did there anyway :)
– – – – –

I think she wanted to make a backup and defragmentation. And that’s what I’ve done, only a Kluhu knows.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105747
 21.11.2014
XYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
In front of me is a box with a hundred living mice. From small hairy blinds to quite adults and large ones will smoke.
YYY: I already have at least 6 genius ideas for their application.
ZZZ: Are they still alive? They don’t bite the carton box.
Three days... what to bite?
Kkk: They only trick and feed with their feet
Zzzz: but they need to eat something.
XXX: They don’t have to eat anything. They will all die tonight.
KKK: What about today?
Because almost everyone goes to the freezer. And especially large individuals I will cut in pieces and give the sauce.
CCC: Has anyone advised him to have a grandmother?
ZZZ : Ugo
Zzz: even when he was just going to start a frog :)
XXX: It doesn’t go into the freezer.
Zzzz: how to cut it

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105746
 21.11.2014
The Lady!
Ksusha Kempa: I cut my hair and painted
[10:43:50] Ksusha Kempa: so sho fuck
[10:43:57] Ksusha Kempa: Well in the sense good
[10:44:24] Ksusha Kempa: and my new director of the department is coming out, such a summit is spit on me and gives out
Ksusha Kempa: You have something in your head.
[10:44:41] Ksusha Kempa: I answer: Yes, I’m often told this

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105745
 21.11.2014
This is:
I am so hard-admin that I am crazy when I-OS is called I-OS

Freebsdja, solarium, linux, semi-axis, fortress...
Finally to turn:
Phepepe, hetmeel, pluses, rails, asm and resin.
Still alive and boring?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105744
 21.11.2014
xxx: lazy vegetables with mushrooms, cooked rice with oil, supposed vegetables
Yyy: The first point is exactly about food, not about us?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105743
 21.11.2014
Women are primarily afraid of poverty, well, and maniacs, somewhere in the seventh place.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №105742
 21.11.2014
My dad went on a business trip this morning. I put things together in a big bag in the evening, stuck it up in the morning and left... In half an hour the door opens, Dad spit the cat and leaves.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №105741
 21.11.2014
Did you see how our Swedes were out of hand yesterday?! to
I turned off the TV immediately after the game.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105740
 21.11.2014
Talk from the programmers:
p0: on the first floor the shit smells, there the pipe broke and people close their noses with clothes when they pass.
P1: You probably have your repository broken up ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105739
 21.11.2014
They say animals are like their owners.

Yyy: So, the hostess is procrastinating, but Nash.

zzz: rather, unassembled and impulsive, possibly distorted.

Yyy: Ughu, and your animal doesn’t understand irony.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105738
 21.11.2014
For some time, the cat began to go to the edge of the bath and wait for it to open the water to drink, he loves flowing. Truth doesn’t always drink, sometimes just sit for company. As a result, we stopped turning on the water every time.
Soon the cat realized that somehow it was necessary to indicate the desire to drink. I would do it with a voice or a foot. Shortly he began to squeeze to the crane, a terrible spectacle.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105737
 21.11.2014
XXX:> How to drive a wife out of the toilet?
YYY:> Turn off Wi-Fi...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №105736
 21.11.2014
From the contact of a very brown friend:
Time to shave... Today I was on the bus, I had to get to the DPS station. He asked the neighbor, “Do you tell me when it will be fasting?” and he replied, “Orthodox?” I said that DPS post, and he said: "Through three stops, and I thought you pop and decided to check me out".

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105735
 21.11.2014
This was the apophysis of my student life.
We took a special course.
Prepod put in an empty row of check-ins the check-in and signature, the rest said then fill out
We realized that we do not even know approximately how the object is called.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105734
 21.11.2014
Clottuk: Barishna here one handed out - I still can't leave...
"I have to shave and shave, by the way, and shave it how, where?"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105733
 21.11.2014
24 years of smoking!! I quickly got rid of the breakouts and all the nonsense!!! I took a month’s leave to quit smoking. I started seriously running and skiing. Shower twice a week! Then it all went out!! I've been hard without cigarettes for about 3 days but happiness in my first place sports!!! Only physical activity will help to quickly remove this shit from your body!! I am currently in the hospital! before I ran)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105732
 21.11.2014
News is burning! VTB asked the government for 250 billion rubles. from the FNB" And right next to the head of VTB headed the ranking of the most expensive top managers according to Forbes. No, the guys never burn! Or I don’t understand something...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №105731
 21.11.2014
Just brought a little boy (4 years) from the garden. The teacher said the child was fighting. "On the letter "b". In silence, she added: "Truth, in the case...."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105730
 21.11.2014
xxx: I think I need to get into the design, and do it as beautiful.

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