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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104949
 02.11.2014
It is worse. For example, Pushkin did not mention the age of Tatiana in the text itself, only mentioned somewhere in the correspondence that he was sixteen. However, he carelessly turned into thoughtfulness the turn about the Peter's charms, in the context of which the abstract "thirteen-year-old girl" was mentioned. It, in principle, with thirteen or fourteen daughters and began to be taken for all kinds of techniques, with Pushkin it is all logical. But some of the internet lovers on this subject felt like under the thirteenth-year-old girl meant Tatiana - the ways of the glutes are untold, and attempts to pretend logically that if the older sister is thirteen, then the younger could not wash up already married, were ignored. On this topic, the glucologists raced a bunch of insightful reasoning to Pushkin that Onegin de rejected Tatiana, because she was thirteen years old, and he was not a pedophile, and then met the teenager and, accordingly, penetrated. To pretend, why then this nepedophile showed bullying signs of attention to Olga, who, it turns out, was a child in the most literal sense (and not in the sense of infantilism of Pushkin's "spirituality") - again irrelevant.
After such confusing the age of Raskolnikov's mother with the age of the old lady-percent - it's still flowers)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104948
 02.11.2014
When I see in the quote the words "woman", "aunt", "baby" and the like, I immediately attribute the age of the author to the category "up to twenty-one".
Whether by age or by intelligence – it doesn’t matter!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104947
 02.11.2014
See Doctor Who. A man on a Russian submarine secretly unfreezes the ice sheet with a frozen nest.
Why does he do it?
He wants to spoil.
He doesn’t know what it is, but he wants to steal it. Very Russian.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104946
 02.11.2014
Gomez: There was an interview here one... Such a typical “young but rapidly developing company”... The girl, having viewed the print of my resume and having received comments to my regalias, grumbles satisfied and begins to talk about the order of the company. Delays are unacceptable. Free coffee and cookies (Wow, I will finally survive...) The salary is not very high, but people are golden. We end at 19, but usually nobody looks at it, because everyone is highly self-motivated and sometimes works even on weekends.
Gomez: But here we have the programming department and they even hang a poster...
Gomez: And then I was frightened to assume: "Arbeit macht frei"? ("Work is free")

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104945
 02.11.2014
All of this relates only to work on an uncle or through an intermediary (a publisher, for example), and many honestly earn money and directly, not within these three types. So "Gratulations to you, citizen, sovramshy".
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Well yes yes yes. There is a friend, a construction firm he has (and not one), which does not build anything, but serves to wash the bubble from municipal orders. A large house, a few cars, everything. Outwardly, he is a successful businessman. In the minute of revelation: “I’m just walking and waiting for me to be planted.” The property of the relatives is registered. Though yes, man "knows how to earn".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №104944
 02.11.2014
This is:

He studied in our class one man, healthy, but the most two-year-old, second-year-old, on the lessons constantly hit, smoked there, the money of the children tires and all that. In short, by school standards - a negative character. And here, a few years after graduating from school (I just finished the institute) accidentally met him at the railway platform. Are you an alcoholic and an alcoholic? Fuck it there. Sergeant of the militia.
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Did you expect him to recover?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104943
 02.11.2014
Ma'k-ro-fi-li is from his own about-time forms of ma'k-hiz. You are in the same place that you are in the same place that you are in the same place that you are in the same place.
Do you have this or not?
“By the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning of the burning.” Eat from them, and do not eat from them. If they eat, they do not eat, you do not eat, you do not eat.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104942
 02.11.2014
"the offer is not an official offer" - in public Russian language - "we fuck you!" )))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104941
 02.11.2014
Man is a social animal. And that’s what made him the most successful organism in his class. No predator stands against the tribe of men. The tribe needs their support. Feed the useless old people, they will teach you what you do not know. To contain painful children - will come up with such, fire, for example, to use. Interestingly, societies with eugenic preferences have not survived to our days.
But here are the examples you wanted: Da Vinci and Isaac Newton were born premature. Kant is painful from birth. Helmholtz was born with a watermelon and spent his entire childhood in bed. Julius Caesar and Fyodor Dostoevsky are epileptics. Einstein, Goethe, Diesel, Dickens had all the signs of schizoid psychopathy.
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This is really a great answer. Reasonable and neutral. There is nothing to ask or add to this.
The reaction of the female was also expected :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104940
 02.11.2014
Patriots from the Star TV channel on the occasion of the holiday painted the logo in red, white and blue colors. Like the Dutch flag. Not as in Russian.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104939
 02.11.2014
He studied in our class one man, healthy, but the most two-year-old, second-year-old, on the lessons constantly hit, smoked there, the money of the children tires and all that. In short, by school standards - a negative character. And here, a few years after graduating from school (I just finished the institute) accidentally met him at the railway platform. Are you an alcoholic and an alcoholic? Fuck it there. Sergeant of the militia.

[ + 25 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104938
 02.11.2014
> I like that
I like it! What does it do to me? I like it!!! to
Learn, fucking at last, this is it!! to
Not the resistance of materials, your mother!

Tagged with ><

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104937
 02.11.2014
When my pets catch me, it’s enough to ask the cat, “Who sucked me?And the dog says, “Let’s go swim?” and half a day they can’t be found.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №104936
 02.11.2014
Again the boss :)
He complained and burned.
The salary must be worked out, if I pay the money, I will control it.
To this the harsh Chelyabinsk workers said:
- the salary is paid by the state, and you in this chain are an extra link, rejoice that we generally build something for a penny.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104935
 02.11.2014
Iponia is the land of small horses in an apple.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104934
 02.11.2014
DerArto: I’ve looked at Instagram and you know what I’m going to tell you, you’re in the photos of Halloween, absolutely not terrible, compared to the photos of you 5 years ago.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104933
 02.11.2014
V-Star-V_XP: Is there any thread "developer kits for adults"?and :)
alx0: V-Star-V_XP, VAZ 2101

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104932
 02.11.2014
Dialogue from life:

My ass jumped up!
Let me see. I will not push.
- Dentists also say "I just look at"...
And then the pimples on the ass press? Is it often so?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104931
 02.11.2014
It is good that Mr. Honoré de Balzac does not see that.
And you, women of the Balzac age, do not offend them, please! You are more often called girls than women.
After all, the very expression "Balsakov age" became famous after reading the novel "Thirty-Year-Old Woman" by large masses. That’s not about my grandmother, right?

In general, the Balzakov age is a woman aged 30 to 40 years. Vicentessa d’Eglémon was distinguished by independence, autonomy of judgment and freedom in expressing her feelings, among other things.
So is!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104930
 02.11.2014
xxx: 2107 for 2014 looks great on the backdrop of loans, it was created by some brilliant designer so that it has not appeared obsolete for 30 years. Just look at these strict straight lines, the massive grid of the radiator, the deep and attractive headlights. I want to sit in her and go somewhere.
Somewhere in the car service.

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