Cyber: Her Majesty cat thinks a long time before entering the house...
Through go Tajik and RJUT, as I am in the open door ar "KAACTUSSS"

Kama: khm... name the next cat "Jopa" or "Lucifer"?))

Probably, it is not worth watching a series of five films on the obsessive, demons and their (these same demons) exile on the weekend.

We have an economist (ka). A strange person - quiet, as if in his world, speaks somehow wrong (like a robot)... In general, sometimes you look at her and the boy is scary. Like a man, but not.
Usually, when I come to work, I greet almost everyone and today is no exception.
Passing by this economist (ki) I pronounce the standard: "Good morning!". You may have heard it, maybe not, but in response I received "Death".

Maybe you shouldn’t watch so many horrors, oh it’s not worth it...
Then the head turns 360 degrees.

What a strong handshake you have! You must live alone!
Tagged with: alie! I am a rabbit! The Lucky!

XXX^: Soon on Ali you can buy a police officer in a coat.
Yyy: They have been sold off-line for a long time.

Better a strong belief in Darwinism than a poor belief in God

My daughter came back from a walk. I ask what they saw. Well, he says, next to the house, a movie is being filmed, the whole street was blocked by the police.
P.S Burunduk turned out to be a Bondarchuk.

If you take from the receipt the column "capital repair" and multiply the amount from it by the number of apartments in our entrance, then there is a natural question:
Where is the oak parquet, the glass windows, and the Swiss in a library, welcomingly opening the entrance door?

In the student community group:
Who wants to make money right now?
The comments:
1st I will not sell drugs.
2nd Who to kill?
Three I will not sell slaves.
4 is I will not give the kidneys either.
5 is I would like to know some formalities.
6 is No need anymore.
7 is ( by

Where to meet a guy if I am a housewife?
22 in the Dota

to this:
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.
At the same time, remember that even paying for the resource. The difference is that in the first case you have profits when they sell, and in the second when they sell and when you give.

Playing in strategy, I suddenly realized that I applied to the game the principle of the Communists, first of all, the production of means of production for rapid development.

I knew Zen.

All his childhood on airplanes 2-3 times a year with some colleagues commander sent.
Once, when I stopped a man from drinking, and asked him to play chess with me for the hundredth time, he said that if I didn’t stop, he would beat me. I didn’t knock it, but just left it at the airport on arrival, not waiting for anyone to meet me. This was accompanied by an explanatory note.
Interestingly, my grandfather (his boss by the way), read this note, broke me well.. then I flew quietly and did not hinder my accompanying uncles to calmly drink their deserved cognac.

The date. The guy tries to make a compliment:"I like you so much that you have no cosmetics! Beautiful from nature! The girls are...".
And I sit like this... a toner, a cutter, a towel, a milligram of mask, a pencil for eyebrows... a moisturizing, refreshing cream, scraps, masks, a tonic.
From nature, of course.

So pleasant, sitting in a comfortable chair, wrapped in a warm
Inhaling the smell of fresh coffee.
and watch how the various colored leaves revolve in the last
Dance... but the fucker has to get up and go to work!! to

Note to the accountant: if you simultaneously open Chrome, Outlook and Photoshop on the computer, then 1C will brake as usual, but you will not be so offended for it ;)

Managers are burning. Gave a text for a page-blind about conducting technical work with a huge headline: "Cuming soon". This is the pleasure of work :)

How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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There’s another option – it’s waiting for you. This is rare, but it happens. Tested by own experience.

I thought you were an educated interesting girl, and you have no interests in life!

Where do you find such dwarfs, and yet you know how to give birth to them.

The style of a drunk master is the only skill you don’t drink.
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And let the snack steal the degree, but it is it that gives balance and balance to the drink you drink.
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How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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What a wonderful set of stamps. According to you, if you realized that you live with an irresponsible goat, then you need to "until death separates you" to try to live. And if you leave it, you will be a “carrierist” or “with complexes”.