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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106389
 05.12.2014
> Can we trust the figures of Rosstat?
> You can, if they confirm your opinion. In other cases, it cannot.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106388
 05.12.2014
About copying

And I am baking bread for myself - say, am I violating the rights of bread farms by making copies of their products for personal use?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106387
 05.12.2014
With Geektimes:
Do not pour sodium chloride on damages to the external tissues of my body!
And do not transmit information verbally with a pronounced depressive-expressive color!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106386
 05.12.2014
The son asks to send a letter to Santa. He is motivated by what has been listened to for a long time. I try to call him to his conscience:
When was the last time you listened to me?
And today?
Is it when?? to
When you invited me to lunch!! to

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106385
 05.12.2014
What is it, for example? What has Mikhalkov achieved if I write a FreeBSD distribution on DVD and have to pay it some tax on the purchase of each bulldozer? What does it have to do with this distribution?
And the main thing - if I'm going to record a pirate screw on this disk, it will not be licensed because of this tax anyway. Like the movies of the same kind. By the way, they just don’t want to record them on disks – such bad movies on such good disks.

Mikhalkov and Ko are generally left-wing people who just want to warm their hands.
They have neither copyright nor exclusive rights to distribute the goods for which, for the most part, this... collection is charged. I would call him so.
Against that, yes, we have to fight. Because it is simply "divorce for money". So now they want to introduce a tax on the internet. 25 per person per month.
I hope they’ll be sent. far and far.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106384
 05.12.2014
xxx: I come to work, I notice a nice colleague in the paper stamp. I write about it and I begin to doubt myself. And he answers me that I’m not sure about writing, but I’m sure he likes me. We look around, an awkward moment, we kiss timidly. The boss runs past and, not noticing our unconstitutional relationships, joyfully says that since we are all at eight in the morning at work, let’s do a great job.
YYY: at what time? At the eight? O_O
In this place I wake up. The job is sleepy, there are no nice colleagues at work.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: But what’s really angry... I can’t remember a word with a print to check how it’s written!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106383
 05.12.2014
In short, I accidentally saw a few minutes of the Detective series, the same feeling when the actors in the "successful" porn play better than in the federal channel.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106382
 05.12.2014
The full enjoyment of the opera can sometimes be prevented only by the need to constantly awaken the husband.
(The Pitiova)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106381
 05.12.2014
I remember when I was young, I bought Chinese condoms, but they were cheap. Pichalka was: then small, then broke, then fell... Then in the pharmacies appeared normal, but expensive... tried... since then I have not even looked at cheap.
O O O O O O O. In the same period (when buying cheap contraceptives) went to cheap hairdressers. Regularly in the morning suffered with a haircut - urinated, sprayed gels, slipped, and still the haircut was of the type "I fell from the senoval - inhibited my head". And then I got to my wife's hairdresser (expensive fuck), but instead of haircut every 20 days, I go once every 2-3 months, or even less often. I woke up in the morning and spent five days on my hair as a model! I look at myself in the mirror, beautiful.
What am I for? Comrades, don't be like those condoms - fucking, but cheap!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106380
 05.12.2014
xxx: We at the institute of Ubuntu in one computer class stood, so one student in general stated that "nafiga this udunda here, it is unknown". S "Udunt" had a six-month hustle until she fixed the lecturer at a network lecture: "what is the host? Maybe the tail?"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106379
 05.12.2014
On GickTimes (Habr) in a row in the tape three articles:

1st NASA has provided a new photo of Europe - the satellite of Jupiter
2nd Japan has successfully launched the Hayabusa 2 spacecraft, which will fly onto an asteroid, collect threads there and return in 2019.
Three In Russia proposed to introduce a "tax on the Internet"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106378
 05.12.2014
My mom is watching me (her son) dress up.
“Just like you, only children tie the ropes... and men... let me show you how people do it.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106377
 05.12.2014
I am in the car.

I am a good rabbit

Come out beloved

Wife: I will leave

I will soon go out.

Don’t leave without me and documents on the car 😉

Wife: Blind ((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106376
 05.12.2014
Olya: Misha, please tell me, do you grow a beard?
Mika: Because I’m a musician, I need my beard for a brutal appearance.
Are you going to sit in ZZ Top?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106375
 05.12.2014
Better to come 30 minutes later than to die 30 years earlier.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106374
 05.12.2014
Doctor of Physical and Mathematical Sciences, academic of the Russian Academy of Sciences Vladimir Arnold wrote:
American colleagues explained to me that the low level of general culture and schooling in their country is a conscious achievement for economic purposes. The fact is that, after reading books, an educated person becomes a worst buyer: he buys less washing machines and cars, begins to prefer Mozart or Van Gogh, Shakespeare or theorems. This affects the economy of the consumer society and, above all, the income of the owners of life – they are trying to prevent culture and education (which, in addition, prevent them from manipulating the population as an intellectual herd).

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106373
 05.12.2014
Brother: And Max always has chocolate in his refrigerator. He breaks down and eats".
After a while: "And not just eating".
I am "God. What else does he do with her?"
Brother: "He feeds me!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106372
 05.12.2014
Quote from the news channel:

The militants who settled in the building of the House of Prints in the center of Grozny were destroyed.

Followed by:

Kadrirov said that a new press house will be built in the city.

and 😉

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106371
 05.12.2014
Diamond: today (4 December) met the King of Procrastination!
diamant: stood in the morning at the stop, a man passed by and threw a tree

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №106370
 05.12.2014
I pulled out the picabus to dilute a little bit of positive.)
and
I went here somehow to Yekaterinburg, was caught in a bunch of aunt, returned from the north from the son. Talked, she works in the mine somewhere, where precious stones are mined. The Dutch chartered the mine, and they are digging slowly. And she herself stands on the tape, breaking the breed with a stick.
Oh, I say, you’re dealing with diamonds!
- Yes, these are rarely - he says - more opals go and chrysolites. Although once a month smaragd must be seen as scheduled... It is...
And why, I ask, exactly once a month, what is that schedule?
Our guys joke so much. They will find a large crystal of mountain quartz, greenery, parasites, paint and throw to us on the tape. Here is the beauty from above, the rays of green in all directions, so shining that Swarovski will envy. And after all, we understand with our heads that these bastards have thrown up again, so no, we still throw the work and bring the crowd to it. And these fools and joys rush like horses all day after day. Once a month I see smaragd.

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