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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №104349
 20.10.2014
I will tell you more, such pigs are usually the most useless, lazy and scandalous workers, for because of their impenetrable stupidity, they consider their labor simply invaluable and therefore work extremely little, and someone else is not worthy of attention. They never earn a lot and are the first to get reduced.
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Three times ha. I am a round excellence at school, a senior at the university, a leading employee in the department. I work on three jobs, in the sum of 60-70 hours a week, I earn very decent. Yes, I am a pig. I even studied well in school not just so, but in adulthood to be able to afford a housewife.
All people are different. I’d rather be working 24/7 than washing my hands. And most women, on the contrary, only dream of sitting at home, not working and bringing "comfort") to everyone their own. But to make a comparison between a pig and working capacity is nonsense. I know incredibly cool programmers with a terrible mess on the desk and at home, and at the same time I know incredibly cool programmers with the perfect order in both work and life. And I know worthless workers with the same perfect order. It is full random.
P.S You would still send Perelman under the reduction, he has the jacket roasted and the roof unwashed, ah.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104348
 20.10.2014
A comment to the video, in which the stubborn Kiso wants to catch up with the Coke:
Here is the operator fool.Virgo works in metallurgy as a supplier and her casting plant urgently needs coke, otherwise the domain furnaces can stop.It looks like her sausage, because she is very worried that she cannot get coke for her native steel enterprise.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104347
 20.10.2014
A signature from the beloved sorceress Ari: “Now we are the ones we were scared of when we were children.”
BBB: Then I’m a shit.)
Aaa to M?
BBB: They scared me.
bbb: "You will not be taught - you will grow up a shit".
AAA: I want to
AAA: Well, given that you’re so modern...
BBB: It is true. O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104346
 20.10.2014
The Anime Forum
Darkkeyleb: I want to read something evil and cruel.
Kiyalof: Read the Criminal Code. :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №104345
 20.10.2014
Create from scratch at least one company - after that you will crack on the subject of parents.
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My dear, and those who you had key specialists - they also worked with you for the idea, then left and founded their own companies? Or are they just fools and losers? Think with your head and understand – if ALL would create their own companies, they would be one-man companies. Thus e. Small single craftsmen with no profits. In a country with an average salary of 30 thousand to get 100 is not the norm. Not everyone can do so. Someone has luck, someone has talent. Put a lot of effort, but if you do not have a singing talent, all the efforts will only lead to the choir on the third row. Are you bad? No, an ordinary man. Those who get the average salary in the region are not loose, not lazy. They are ordinary people. And you, baby, don’t rot your fingers so much, or they’ll break. Better go to the key employees to mitigate, or they will run away.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104344
 20.10.2014

All Sweden is looking and cannot find.
A submarine of twenty years.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104343
 20.10.2014
Q: Another single group got married, and what did you?
I bought an E75.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104342
 20.10.2014
I will teach this gamer to dance with seven letters!
and train!
AADDWSS

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №104341
 20.10.2014
to the joke about virginity and "on the first or the second calculate" such an anecdote:

I can’t even marry you!
Why is? ! to
They say you already had a lot of men.
Do you like how I cook?
No, that is you! I have never tried such a taste!
Maybe you don’t like how I clean my house? ! to
You are what? You are cleaner than in the operating room.
Maybe you don’t like the way I get my guests? ! to
What are you! All is just enthusiastic!
Maybe I’m not comfortable in bed? ! to
I had no idea that I could have such a pleasure.
Do you think I’ve learned all of this in my classroom?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104340
 20.10.2014
If you can do something today, tell someone else that it was time yesterday.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104339
 20.10.2014
When I was undergoing a medical examination at the military command, it was necessary to solve special tests to determine the analytical abilities of the candidate for military service, one of which is to solve mathematical expressions. For example, I got this: 2+2x5=?, and to it a set of answers: 45, 20, 50. The answer "12" was not among them.
I called the examiner, and to my surprised reaction that there was no correct answer, she gave a brilliant phrase:
A young man is an army. It has to be solved in an army way. The answer: 20

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104338
 20.10.2014
A white woman who lives with a narcologist has cured more than a dozen patients from drunkenness.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104337
 20.10.2014
As it turned out, the cat Sergey Ivanovich very loves cheese. Naturally, he sits in his kittenhouse (so his parents call him a kittenhouse) and eats cheese there. I have no one to drink wine with. He must now be taught to blame. "The summer is over again - I will be cuddling with the cat!" (c)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104336
 20.10.2014
Helga Xorxoy: with sorrow she cooked herself a bag of cakes and jaru
Helga Xorxoy: hasn’t eaten it for a long time
Helga Xorxoy: an unforgettable taste of trouble


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104335
 20.10.2014
xxx: fucking, in the evening so many people fly, the grass is hindered
Do you think of wow?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104334
 20.10.2014
Wow, I want to!
You are a woman, not a dishwasher – prepare!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104333
 20.10.2014
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...If you only fuck, you can also joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We will continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!
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Why treat this virginity? The girl wanted, she lost. The man wanted, he lost. and all. To humiliate someone for having sex is idiotic.

It is understandable that it is stupidity. But here the martyr just wants the virginity, and all the others for him are b/u, no longer people, although he himself is stomped, like a railway station.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104332
 20.10.2014
and nearby:
This or that:

I take the room, a young couple lives in the neighboring room, this morning when I wash, I hear the cat from the toilet whisper, I sharply open the door and without looking I say, "Come out, dirty animal." To say that the neighbor who was sitting on the toilet was offgeled means not to say anything.

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What should we laugh at, your instability or your stupidity?
Was it funny at what time?
Per the people who are here will tell me, nearby?
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What untouchable or dumb thing have you seen in calling your cat ‘dirty animal’ and the desire to let her out of the toilet when she asks?
We laugh at the ridiculous coincidence, coincidence, surprise for both people. And if someone is to be blamed for this, it is not the author, but the neighbor who does not lock the door. Besides, he probably immediately apologized and closed the door (a mention of this would be excessive for history).
How did it come? Always ready to help those nearby.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104331
 20.10.2014
Comments to the picture with wall clocks, because of which looks like a huge spider:
Rule number one – don’t even think about living in Australia
This is not Australia: the clock does not hang up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104330
 20.10.2014
(October 17-19 in the ECB fell 50 cm of snow)
xxx> throw, Ural defeated Spartak 2:0
xxx> Moscovites, apparently, were not ready to play on their knees in the snow

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