Working as an administrator is interesting, but drinking a sedative energy is too much!

In the local group VK announcement: "I sell jeans New Look r-p 24x28 to a very thin girl with a height of not more than 165. 1 400 ra. New jeans, with a mark, only arrived today. Reason for selling: Some people need to eat less..."))

The Western world will not be destroyed by war, but by the word of tolerance.

Mom’s employee is a very young woman. Any indication of age is perceived. She still thinks of herself as beautiful and desirable, although the half-piece is already behind.
Once discussed by a collective, who after 50 years has a vision. Most have already moved from smaller dioptries to stronger. The process is ordinary, nothing special.
And here is our beauty: I say, I will never wear glasses in my life. I used to look in the mirror, so I was old and terrible!
Here mom take it and ask: maybe you just see better in your glasses?
We did not talk for a few days!

Exam for the position of top manager of Rosneft. The Examiner:
So imagine: world oil prices have fallen by 50%. Within a minute, come up with a convincing motivation to justify a 60% increase in the price of gasoline in Russia.

In fact, smokers go to the gym not only to smoke on the go and not to suck, but also to overtake and smoke as many people as possible.

It’s stupid to spoil a good drink with orthophosphoric acid. I am a solid businessman. Drinks only 15-year-old delmore, exclusively with coca-cola. When asked if he mixed French champagne with apple juice, he replied that he did not drink acid. Does he not understand the sarcasm, or does he really love sweets?
and...
Whoever wants to throw

Turn off the battery of the person who is drawing your comics.
I have nothing against him/her personally, but lately, in order to understand what the comic book is about, I have to read the text of the quote.

[17:36:32] BigBoss: My accountant's campaign was also under pressure... for a week as
[17:37:05] BigBoss: all the work is over
BigBoss: I’m already striking it today... it doesn’t help.
[17:37:52] BigBoss: sitting dumb looking at the monitor, clicking from one letter to another and not doing it
BigBoss: What to do with her? to shoot?
My wife: Have sex with her.
[17:46:03] Wife: Many bugs are fucking and bored precisely because of lack of courage
My wife: I have gone crazy! Go back!
BigBoss: Too Late

The governor once assured that this was not the case in reality – that is, it is pure truth – the prosecutor’s office thought.

Yesterday there was a noisy walk in the neighboring house. At ten o’clock I go out to the balcony to smoke and watch a clearly filled body fall out of the entrance. The body of this village in a new Audi and led the engine. Well, I think, where did we go in this way? Meanwhile, the Audi turned on the emergency signal, and with the speed of a wounded pedestrian went from the courtyard to a paid parking place next to the house!

The Smart:
Oh guys...
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to this:
- Hey, evaluate: the children's book "How the brave ruble of the clever dollar won"

Fuck it is fucking. "The Great Dollar"!!! to
I did not crap. There really is such a book. Author, beat yourself at the wall, cling to Rosenthal and never write anything again!! to

Learn the Russian language. In this case it is right. Character of the book "The Dutch Dollar". Who has won? The clever dollar.
An analogy is "a powerful enemy". Who has won? A powerful enemy.

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In fact, if we judge quite strictly, the verb "to win" demands the question "who? what?", because it runs the guilty fall. The dollar is "what", an unanimated object. Therefore, it would be right to "defeat the clever dollar".
There is, again, one "but": a stylistic approach of enthusiasm. If in the author’s story, the ruble and the dollar are real, live characters, then the wording of “beaten the clever dollar” becomes possible and justified.

The women just learned that a robber is wandering around the area:

Q: Do you not realize that I am the perfect target? All the thrillers begin so - a young naive beauty lives alone
In the body of an old broken aunt.

c) Christine Campbell

XXX: You just dreamed of me
YYY: Oh, and what did I do there?
XXX is still there))
XXX: Just stood up))
Well, in general, there was a crazy dream of some kind of children’s sanatorium, which is just a paradise for children!!! And there were huge carousels, such as in France, I ran on them, and I saw you small, you just stood next to these carousels))
YYY: There are toys, carousels, no need for work, and a manna meal without pieces...and I just stood? I will never forgive your subconscious mind.

A friend told a story. At work, they have a character whose crown word is "Beautiful!". And here he sits at the end of the working day, already tired, exhausted and a little less in himself, calls another tenant too on an important issue.
Q: Hi, tell me, did you sign the document that we gave you for consideration?
J : Yes.
P is beautiful.
And there was silence in the office, and it was only heard as a man at the other end of the wire whispered from the soul.

xxx: How do you continue to live when you learn that your child writes love fanfics on chips and deals and draw pictures to these stories?

How do I tell a girl I have a big penis?
u: tell her "I have a long lunch break... and not only he"

In the forum:
Matthew 628: Which doctor treats the gut?
Pleasant answer Shchuchko: gastroenterologist, surgeon, proctologist, therapist, and of course the favourite of grandmothers - Gennady Petrovich Malakhov))

I watched movies about war and...
Now I have my ancient tablet, stored since the sergeant army youth, in the chamber for maps pushed his Chinese (which is also a typical tablet) and cosplay border guard. It looks unusual: an old leather folder with an interactive map.

I have finally lost faith in humanity.

WOW :?? to

My new colleague (29 years old) believes that dinosaurs breathe fire. Failed to persuade