From the reviews of the expensive air purifier

"In the first day of work really a feeling of "forest air". When the window is opened or when you actively shake the blanket, the dust indicator turns on and the speed of the fan increases. Aggressively reacts even to minor gas discharges of a person (if the "gaze" even quietly under the blanket at the other end of the room, still catches)"(c)

by Marsik:
This is always the case: you go from the wagon to the escalator in the footsteps of the Most Beautiful Popka, you stick closer to get up right behind it and enjoy the view on the climb.
And where do you, damn, suddenly find three grandmothers with chariots and a buoy man?! to

The internet is a great thing!
Previous: I bought a car. There he registered on those numbers on which she stood and came home (Mountain Altai). When buying everything as always - "not beaten, not painted".
History: Recently a collection of accidents came to mind, in which my car (number is the same) is collected in the right barrel " in meat". I went out into the courtyard to look up in the hope that it was a glucose... In the heat the paint broke on the front door... At least I know what to say now ((

xxx: Well, fric is not fric, but five years ago on the sidewalk on Lenin's street, in the area of the club Giant walked a man whom I referred to as a "dissident." In winter I didn’t see him, and in summer and autumn he was always dressed in a suit, a light shirt and a narrow stylish tie-sleeve. On the nose round glasses in a methyl cover. In a loaded pocket. If you do not know his weirdnesses - a spilled professor.
He walked, putting his hands behind his back and turned around his axis exactly every four steps. He looked at him if there was any surveillance. And one day, when he was overtaken by a young woman, he took a few cautious steps toward me, looking dangerously at the sides, covered his mouth with his hand and whispered frighteningly and mysteriously: "This woman has a... yes!

To this: in every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

and----
You forgot to add about the black and white series and the series back in the past.

Wife: You don’t love me
I: Is it a question or an assertion?
Wife: It is a ride!

The idyllic humor.

> while(1) free(rand());
The most, fucking, masterfully realized garbage collector I’ve ever seen!!! to

Lord Orange: I would say so. Would girls know how kind, tender, all-forgiving, responsive, attentive, caring, generous, generous and loving men can be towards themselves.

On one Pindo website news that Novosibirsk scientists are preparing to test a vaccine against AIDS. The first comment:
70% vodka, 30% modified virus, 46% bear blood.

>>> 60 years ago

60 years ago. Momoi Momoi Glaglas.

Those who want to talk about members, vagina, marriage and children. Feet in hand and march from here!

You are growing all the mold in the banks.
XXX: I went on.
xxx: I have a folder where I store all the scripts I’ve written, but I don’t understand the principle of operation.
And one day, Skynet will grow up.

You are a python! Smoking the little ones!
And you what?
and also. You are Python!

From the Psychology.ru forum:

Two weeks ago, I went with my son's class on a two-day tour. In particular, they were in the monastery. A monastery of men.
And while the kids listened to the guide, I sat down on the bench (the legs were just off). And then a certain nun goes by (what she did in a male monastery is a question), stops next to me and begins to brainstorm me about the fact that women are not allowed to walk in pants, and even more so on the territory of a male monastery. It is said that we are all threatened (and girls, and aunts - lovers of jeans) "women's diseases" and anathema...
Well, I replied to her: so that there are no female diseases, it is necessary to have more and have more children.
She ran away faster than last year. Probably cursed now.

A few years ago we had a maid. Every morning, going into the bathroom, I saw a glass of muddy fluid on the shelf in which her inserted jaw floated. That annoyed me a lot. One day, passing by a street kiosk, I saw behind the glass a toy inserted jaw of a vampire with cloves. In the evening, removing the teeth glass, put another with vampire cloves. The effect exceeded all expectations, the mother-in-law began to hide her jaw and quickly left.

Dialogue between implementer and programmer today:
Will we really make money?
Everything will be fine, I am sure.
(It takes 2 hours)
Who wrote, tested, and most importantly, the fox, twisted to the working version? We have a ass again.
Everything is expected and according to plan.
Could we finish planning the ass?
...and we will have an unexpected ass, which, agree, is worse.

If, in connection with the fall of the ruble, the Central Bank issued a ten-thousand banknote, it must be depicted by Elena Isinbayev - she also jumped high.

Some comps correct "in mong" to "in morge" (mongo - documentary BD)
My colleague and I had a dialogue.
X: And you in the morrow, parents are lying apart from the children?
Y: No, children lie in their parents.

Do you want to understand why many women consider all men concerned? Create a female account with a cute girl on an avatar in any social network.

I'm squeezing on the game forum, discussing the hacking of a new "Civ". The forum is open, all in English.

Here, a kind of whipped pot throws: “I’ve hit the Russians (in the game), and now this goat (a character controlled by a comp) is pressing me. How did he develop his technology so well? He landed on the planet 6 moves later than me! These Russians are always going to fight..."

I cried out of humiliation. Typical Yankees: “We’ve bombed them a little, and now they’re giving up, here’s the spiders!”