Remember, the horse worked best in the collage. But she never became president.

Discussions about the dollar in the forum:
xxx: Yes, everything is clear - but the sberbank will not "crash".
YYY: By the way, yes, with the Sberbank usually the whole country grows...

to this:

I have not played computer games for 5 years.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
zzz: ahaha, he’s just 5 years old, like the computer doesn’t pull new toys
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By the way, yes :) I have been proud for several years that I grew up from toys, that I am more important than other things, that the maximum that I occasionally pursue PES (football) and all.
Then I bought a new computer.

and LIFHACK:

"I have a strong handshake. I live alone, not a gymnast, I do not go to the gym. How do I disappear?)"

Buy a boxing pear, adjust the house to a prominent place, tell the doctor advised to remove the excess of aggression.
Stupid questions disappear by themselves.

The new version of the GNU Emacs 24.4 text editor has a built-in web browser
XXX: I wonder what will Vim answer?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I am also, for example, a “irresponsible goat” in the representation of my wife. Although I earn quite decent (right above the average on European standards), I do not consume alcohol at all, I run of course (due to my wife's chronic headache), but I was not suspected, so we will consider that I do not run. The only problem is that I work from home (french, in other words), and therefore in her representation, I have to take on all the homework, since I still sit at home.

With your wife, you understand.
But the question is, is it yours? The Masochist descendant?

PS and headaches in women hurt selectively, that is, not for all men.
And if the head hurts the husband constantly, then the husband is probably already wearing a branched ornament.

to this:
Comment to news "In Omsk arrested 120-kilogram rapist"

xxx Now mints in the annual report on the weight of rapists are taken into account?
For the reporting period, 134 tons of 247 kilograms of rapists were caught, which is 132 kilograms higher than the planned position indicator.

Yyy Aha, and the opera boast each other - I yesterday caught such a rapist - 150 kg - no less! A beautiful man, not a rapist. Come to the car!
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The Violent! A real rapist. You are the rapist of my dreams!

AbaK: So Romania is a Roma state, isn’t it?
Lunar: who does not remember vampires when mentioning Romania? <^..^>
The Gypsy Vampires!
AbaK: This is more dangerous than ninja pirates!

There was this dialogue yesterday:
I: Imagine, jungle, a beautiful lagoon and a small waterfall... You are swimming, the midday sun shines through the crowns of the trees. And nearby, because of the trees, you are watched by a native man, with a beautiful body and a bronze garnet in one bended bandage... with a spear in his hand...
I am aiming for you xDDDD

I work from home (freelancer, in other words), and therefore in her representation, I must take on all the homework, since I still sit at home.
and...
Listen, wealthy freelancer, and you are really sensitive "not that". Do you know such words: "home appliances" and "home assistant"? If you are really assured, then either release your wife from the need to go to work, and then you have to spit the whole house on her, or see. and above. If neither of this is enough, try at least not to squeeze the house for a day, so that the wife after work less "second shift in the house" got. Maybe everything will go well, maybe her head will go through.

Do you grow your beard?
BBB is masquerading. I hide excess beards. : r

From comments to the video where Gaia inspector releases the driver for 2 packages of condoms:

That was not a bribe!! They bought two packages of their comrades out of captivity! They planned to release them into the wild.

Those who have Ambulance after the preamble must read the word after the preamble.

XHH: Click on the link - what is there? * Reference to *
I have a block here.
A: It is a curvature. Look at tonight.
HH: So what is there?
BBB: I’m going to steal. thanks
BBB on Twitter
ccc: xxx finally gave a normal reference.
xxxx: to fuck, to fuck

Let’s start with the fact that the “irresponsible goat” is a purely subjective concept in a woman’s head.
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You and the goat!
You consider your wife a complete idiot who doesn't feel that you don't love her and cheat her to the left and right (so the head hurts, including). she even tries to hang some affairs, just not to cheat (bad tactics, but many are going in this direction). This time.
And you also try to make her a maid, she goes to work, and you sleep in the bedroom, she comes in the evening - and you rest on the couch after work, and not even washed the dishes, is it a goat? It is two.
Well, and finally, believe me, if she came home, and there you were all like that with flowers and sex, cooked the coffee, she would go pleasantly and did everything with the words, "Sit, sweet, dear." and a lazy pig in a sweater on the side of a pig behind a compot does not please anyone.
Shorter than a goat, you are natural, not "subjective".
I am happily married.

The city council of Bruges has decided to allow Brouwerij De Halve Maan to build a pipeline that will connect the brewery in the city center with the factory on the outskirts, where the beer is poured into a barrel.
The pipeline will consist of four polyurethane pipes with a diameter of 7 cm for different types of beer. The length of the pipeline will be three kilometers, the capacity of transportation - 6,000 liters per hour.
Construction will be completed at the end of 2015.

A man recently came to work. I wanted to be a carrier. I sent him to solve this issue with the manager. The conversation went quite well until the manager asked for his phone. The man left suddenly, saying that he would come back now. After half an hour he enters the office, puts a lost Samsung on the table and asks "Is this fit? andquot; That man is still working with us.

In the collective chat:
What a gentleman he sent.
Not that girl!

made the customer access to the admin of the test site.
Posted as accepted by admin:pass
He threw in aska.

The employer is confused. Received access by admin [smiley with highlighted language] ass (in English)

here here :
Does anyone know that Madagascar has already closed ports?
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The main thing is that Greenland is closed, then all the norms will be :)@