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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103229
 25.09.2014
Moreover, I do not see the need for public lobbying in heterosexual couples. It irritates and repels. Especially if there are children nearby.
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These people are fools and they make laws. Let’s ban kissing, computer games, movies and the internet – or what children will see. Yes, there are idiots who arrange a prelude to sex in public, but their units, and what now, normal guys because of them can kiss their girlfriend only at home with the curtains ripped and the light turned off? You go into the fool, disrespectful.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103228
 25.09.2014
Commentary on the news: "Nazlo of Japan: Ivanov’s trip to Iturup caused diplomatic hysteria in Tokyo":
In Japan, Ivanov visited an airport belonging to the Russian Federation, which is located on the territory of the Russian Federation.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №103227
 24.09.2014
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

According to the Corriere della Sera, in Italy sealed apartments and villas belonging to the businessman Rotenberg worth 30 million euros.

The State Duma has submitted a bill on compensations from the state budget to citizens and companies whose property has been alienated by foreign courts. Under the law, Arkady Rotenberg, whose villa was arrested by the Italian authorities on the eve, will be able to seek compensation, the author of the bill told RBC.

You are Crimean! Let the whole country wreak, but we wreak!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103226
 24.09.2014
I don’t know if I should wear an umbrella or not.
Better take it.
Baomin: When I take my umbrella, there is no rain.
Jooly: Don’t take it
“But when I don’t take an umbrella, I’m going to fall in the rain.

Jooly: then use the principle of quantum uncertainty
Baomin: How is it?
Take a broken umbrella.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103225
 24.09.2014
I think I should finish the poem about the times of the year.

The summer has passed,
The autumn has come,
The Euro 49
The dollar 38

The autumn has passed,
The snow, look at it.
The $48
The Euro 63.

All the snow has flown,
Summer in the garden.
The dollar was banned.
Euro is nowhere.

At the exchange points,
Wherever you look,
Now only the yen.
Gather the yuan.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103224
 24.09.2014
to this:
In general, I counted a little here, it is possible to get out of everything 100%.
Only the consumption of catalysts will be large enough, and the temperature delta will be small.
I will think about safety!
and----
Magi, People with the big letter, and their motto was - "Monday begins on Saturday." Yes, they knew some spells, they knew how to turn water into wine, and each of them would not have trouble feeding a thousand people with five loaves of bread. But the magicians were not for that. It was a shell, outward. They were magicians because they knew so much, so much, that the quantity finally turned into quality, and they came into a different relationship with the world than ordinary people. They worked in an institute that dealt primarily with the problems of human happiness and the meaning of human life, but even among them no one knew exactly what happiness was and what the meaning of life was. And they accepted the working hypothesis that happiness is in continuous knowledge of the unknown and the meaning of life is in the same. Every person is a wizard in the shower, but he becomes a wizard only when he begins to think less about himself and more about others, when working becomes more interesting for him than entertaining in the old sense of the word. And their labor hypothesis was far from true, because just as labor turned a monkey into a man, so does the absence of labor in much shorter time turn a man into a monkey. Even worse than the monkey.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №103223
 24.09.2014
I’ve been a prostitute for 14 years, ahhh, you know what happened to me. You can’t even imagine what situations I had and what people I served)) For example, in 2011 there was a client to whom a mistress came unexpectedly, he hid me in the closet and had sex with her... but it wasn’t all so easy, then his wife and mistress came he stuck to me in the closet. I tell her, “Don’t be afraid, I’m a prostitute, but sit quiet, or we will be killed.” In general, we are sitting in the closet and of course the wife needed to look into the closet, she opens it, sees us, and then the husband turned out of the situation, so no one expected - he hit her on the head with a vase and cut off) us he pulled out quickly. I don’t even know what he was telling her there later, but it was an effect.)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №103222
 24.09.2014
>xxx: The Atheists-Aitishniks: Nothing is BIG!

Believers: Do you see the bag? And I am not. And he is!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103221
 24.09.2014
You can test your property to anyone.
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The world is more interesting than you think.
Minor or disabled children of the testator, his disabled spouse and parents, as well as disabled dependents of the testator inherit, regardless of the content of the will, at least half of the share that would be due to each of them when inheriting according to the law (obligatory share). Thus, the elderly father, even if at every meeting he scolded his son with a bowl with the cry of "Pidaras, the shame of our family" - will receive no less than half, even if his son gave all the property to his fellow resident.
Not to mention the fact that there is a certain difference - the joint property remaining after the death of one spouse the property of the other - or the separate property that they test each other and after the death of the one on whom the common apartment is registered, the latter walks on the bushes, without even having a teaspoon and a pot, and tries with the spouse's mother-in-law, who did not wish to know him.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103220
 24.09.2014
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I am probably a humanitarian.

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Fairy

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103219
 24.09.2014
“He’s not gluing anymore,” my wife reassured me after she suddenly glued a depilation patch on my hairy leg, which she had just used several times. by VIK! Part of my leg became clean like a baby’s ass. I’d probably think that I’d be ‘crazy with him’ if I wasn’t a swimming coach.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103218
 24.09.2014
Yesterday on the escalator in the shopping center while driving for a couple (/M/woman and /B/London), I heard their short dialogue:
B: I already have a headache in the departments of the jacket to choose.
M: Oh, no, A. I was in the car an hour ago and wanted to go to sleep.
B: I am telling the truth. Head, straight and wooden.
M: This is her usual condition.
B: Are you an officer? Usually she is cotton, and now she is even more ill.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103217
 24.09.2014
xxx: the child burned yesterday, he sits with me drinking tea and in the phone grabs his own, and then gives - mom let me android better buy, or in the school all normal androids, I am like a bad guy with Iphone

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103216
 24.09.2014
The head of the fire today
Service was in the office.
He takes the means, he begins to mourn, what are all the foolish and lazy here, that is forgotten and gives the phrase:
No one will lick your ass here. You are going to be prostitutes. They will do it for a couple of things...
* A small pause
In other words, I do not know the exact price.
* A small pause
He closed his eyes and thoughtfully left the office.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №103215
 24.09.2014
I am looking for an admin. I come across the announcement of "Engineer-System Technology". The requirements are the same as those of Sisadmin, except for the latest proposal "experience in the field of programming".
I decided to take a risk and call. I was asked if I installed the program on my computer. I say yes. The girl at that end, do you have experience in programming? I answered that I have.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103214
 24.09.2014
I worked, 2 years ago, as a seller-consultant in a clothing store, by the time it was a month as, i.e. I have learned a little and I know the group more or less. So I stood somehow next to the box office (she was almost in front of the entrance door) with a colleague (Iliya seemed to be his name), some things they did, communicated. Then he went to another hall, and a minute later, from the main entrance, he entered only in a jacket and a coat, which he said, “Call Elijah,” and he went out. I was in a stupor, the administrator was nearby also approached, says:"Go Eli call"-I stand, I try to squeeze something out of myself, then he is already laughing:"You are smoked something?". I thought, everything... the Matrix was broken or a stem of any kind, as it turned out that this Ilya has a twin brother, about whom he has never talked about in all my time of work. I have the first in my life "brain trauma" of this kind.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103213
 24.09.2014
and friendly.

Does Japan and the United States have friendly relations?
ZZZ is yes.
But the United States dropped two atomic bombs on Japan.
zzz: Do you suggest us, e..., to make a relationship?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103212
 24.09.2014
Non-traditional orientation is one thing, its propaganda is fundamentally another.
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I have no idea how to promote orientation. It’s like promoting a Chinese to be a Negro, a dog to be a cat, and bread to be a sausage. If I stand for women, let the books be written, let the posters be drawn, let the parades be held, I will still stand for women. The opposite side is the same. It would be better to ban the propaganda of the PGM, it would hurt more.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103211
 24.09.2014
Word may prohibit calls from Skype to subscriber numbers of Russian operators
xxx: We would say directly that the bubble is going past the pocket of some Russians from the “big mobile trio.” Large operators lose up to 90 billion rubles a year because of this. This is the essence of this news.
yyy: Soon taxis will count how much they lose because of the subway and will offer to close it

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103210
 24.09.2014
I found a Notebook for Class 10 here.
XXX: On the last page
In the syringe is a mutagene that will turn the bridegroom into a huge aggressive monster with which the doctor is going to capture the world.
XXX: I sit and think
XXX: What

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