Have you noticed? We have losers or totally thin, or gyrobases. There is no average.
1 and 2 weight. 64 and 128 kg.

Received today in Skype from a subordinate, who he considered a cowboy and thought about his dismissal.

XXX: It’s not that, I just think I’m a bad worker, a weak specialist.
XX: I think I am not capable of anything.
XXX: It's not for you
Fuck... Fuck...
Tagged: fucking

from the iPhone 6:
...the biggest minus of the phone, you put it on the bar stand on the second day of sale - and all the poppy!

XXX: I forgot my password
YYY: Again of course?
XXX is OK. Do you remember?
Tagged: yatupayaovtsa
XXX: Well I’m serious, it’s not him.
YYY: I am serious too. Now it is he

A baby’s developing carpet is needed in a house with perfect order. If you have more than one child, then you are likely to have a developing sex!

I doubt about the turtle, but I do not contradict it.
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And there is no doubt, turtle soup is a recognized delicacy. In addition to the list, the peoples of the Far North quietly eat the meat of tiles and morge. There is still some thorns there, all the head.
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An anecdote on the subject.

I ate turtle soup yesterday.
And how?
The plate is more comfortable.

From the discussion of the article on the Hubble about what iPhones are moving:
“It’s not a bug, it’s a fit – Apple, by the way, has a patent already.
In any unclear situation, register a patent.

You need a financial advisor!
I have already divorced him.

Where is the film about Marseille? Where is the film about Gasteil? Where is the movie about Matrosov, Fucks?
We are a country of heroes. Our children from a young age should know that if a trouble happens, they will not be saved by a blonde in a stretching latex, but by a simple person with a very big soul.
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Where is the movie about the guy with the GTO badge?
Or better a series.

If you do not like contextual advertising, it is very easy to change it. I do this: I enter the search engine something like "meancoons feed", I go to a couple of pet sites - and all, you have a cat in all contextual fields! Don't forget - "the invisible hand of the market is made of delicious invisible meat" (c) xkcd

What is the name of the cabin in which you lie when you go?
YYY: What is it? Are you talking about Coupé?! to
Oh yeah yes, of course!

The main thing is forgotten!!! to
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beef, pork, lamb, goat, horse, dog, kangaroo, rhinoceros, meat of salmon, bear, bear, zobrjatina, rabbit, chicken, goat, meat of duck, meat of wild birds and meat of turtles, snakes and frogs. There are more exotic types of meat. By the way, inhabitants of DV to the Chinese-Korean table also add red fish and wild meat.
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“Lossietta, "meat of salmon", fucking. A snake, a frog and a catch. I doubt about the turtle, but I do not contradict it.
Dog and cat.
Man is more.
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So is sushi! G K

NN: What’s new in school?
I’m still trying to understand what’s going on and the people around me.
I started with this... Then I was treated for alcoholism...

I sit in the cinema with my husband, I am to the word of life to tears cremation. The film is sad, sad, I strengthened with all my strength, but I could not withstand and revived. My hearing whispered, turned, rounded his eyes and said "Zayenka so you have me is also a man")))

What is the dark cloud above your cat?
It was over his eggs that clouds thickened after he sucked into his wife’s expensive Italian shoes.

"Nationalist Tikhonov added 18 years to life"

Remembered by "Chipolino":

In short, the old Chipolone was sentenced to imprisonment not only for life, but for many years after his death, because there were also cemeteries in the prisons of Prince Limon.

In the morning at work:
I might get a macbook instead of a notepad. and (
See also: Cool
See also: HZ
You’ll get used to it in a couple of days and you’ll get into it.
XHH: I have never worked on macs and there has never been a special desire.
WOW: you will work, you will understand what its charm and how comfortable it is

The day:
Q: How do you make a menu?
by Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha

And laughter and sin in the truth about the dying villages:
In the absence of prerequisites for economic development, many small towns and villages are trying to attract tourists. For example, the Great Ustyug shattered the brand of Santa's homeland: now the 58-thousand population is fed on the account of a character that no one believes after the age of seven. Furthermore: Snowmen registered with him Kostroma, Alesh Popovich - Rostov the Great. The authorities of Pereslav-Zalessky signed the Thirteenth Kingdom. In time, the heads of the city of Myshkin, the village of Kukoba and the village of Ermakovo of the Yaroslavl region broke up, registering as their inhabitants Mysku-Norušku, Baba-Yagu and Kuroku Ryabu. And the flow of excursion buses to their rough hole grows every year.

Kolobok replaced Lenin as a tourist brand in the Ulyanovsk region, and in Tver it was decided that the homeland of the Immortal Koshchev must be located in the Stary Caves. In the guide to the Kaliningrad region you can find the title: "Zelenogradsk - the homeland of Buratino". The benefit of mutual cooperation is evidenced by the fact that in 2004 Santa Claus of the Great Ustyug made an official visit to the homeland of his wooden partner.

Ohhhhhh Okay, yesterday morning it was a joke! We have all mr. I cut off the light, the boiler showed a "fake" of hot water, and I am at 8 a.m. to work and I need to wash my head. I thought, better beautiful and wet than dirty. A silly decision, of course, but babblely.
Oh well. You are stupid! Let in the grave, but beautiful and with a clean head, right? ( by
Ohhhhhh What do you know about women’s beauty? I have two neighbors grandmothers, decided to paint my hair, eyebrows and eyelids. But they did it regularly. Well, they said beauty, they say, we will suddenly die, so that it is not shameful to lie in the grave.
Ohhhhhh The next day, Sima’s grandmother died. My grandmother says, you have succeeded!! A man at a funeral asks, “What, she’s 85?” I would not have given more than 60 in life. Such a fresh...

The clean socks ended, the dumb husband cuddled in the untouched, found nothing, a bunch of unwashed socks swelled with me. I try to translate it into a joke:
The owner gave Dobby a socks! Dobby is free!? to
Bobby is running!!! to