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xemten: I read the Talmuds of the PTU on the tokar/fresher affairs. There in the introduction usually write - "Tokar - an interesting and promising specialty. In our country, the tokar is a respected person". I was unwilling to say "I want to go to your country!!and "

A qualified not very drinking steward in our time of general higher education is a very rare and very respected person in the factories. I don’t know what the prospects are, but
They will be paid well, and they will be paid well on the left.

by Shandi1

Cranes would be pleased.
My friend told me a wonderful story. A delegation of the RPC went to Europe, and this visit happened precisely on Halloween. The director of the restaurant in which they ate dinner was not aware of the specifics of their guests, and therefore the waiters dressed according to the holiday. As a result, there was an oil painting - church hierarchs are sitting, and they are served by witches and demons.

The severe Chelyabinsk.
The network of tour firms "Susanin"

to this

The husband insisted that the daughter be named Eve. Just a few days ago I learned that this is in honor of the online game Eva...
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The game is called EVE.
I am reading (IV)

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Have you heard of translations?
In the Bible, Eve is also called Eve, and they read Eve in English. And yet...

I'm telling a friend about how I'm going through the new Alien'a:
I: It is scary not even from what someone else will eat, it is scary from surprise. For example, you’re walking around in the dark, and in the neighboring room the top is in ventilation, whispering and whispering, music, by the way, is also relevant. And you want to wash away from here, to hide, to fail under the ground, but you have to go further, because you have a task.
So I go out to the board.

Oh, right scared, Chinese language is easier than Russian for order! births, numbers, slopes, slopes, times - NO! All this is replaced by suffixes and official words. Just lazy fat aunts, dragging bags, squeeze their nose into a book. Not necessarily in a two-volume for universities, you can also buy a brochure "elementary course". Ancient literature and the Chinese themselves are hard to read. To speak, you do not need to sit 10 years behind the bar, you need a desire to communicate! Our speakers and forestry workers are communicating! And the Chinese are nice - you speak Chinese - and the price is lower, and the goods are better, and the smile is wider. And most importantly:"He doesn’t tell those kunis how much he took" they traded in Chinese, kunis and unknowingly what they did.

Xh: these are non-people, erges, perverse people
Who else could have invented the design of the notch?
XH: Broken Fuck Cooler
Xh: I fucking scattered dozens of fucking screws
xh: I disconnected a bunch of contacts, then I will remember where to connect back
Xh: I was upset when I understood this heroic satanic machine
xh: and all to see that the refrigerator does not rotate because of the pale compressed piece of hair between the blades, the fox

Married to a nurse, at least one role-playing game in life less.

A couple of days ago, the store on the gasoline... I buy cigarettes and not to explain what exactly, silently get a package and say, - this is the same. The seller went to where they hid their cigarettes (you can’t see them now). After a short shower loudly like this: - and you are "suffering" or "impotence" is also suitable?
Rejoiced again.

When my wife suddenly approaches me, hugs, kisses and says, “You know how much I love you?“I’m getting scared. The car? The betrayal? The credit? Called to live?

In general, when I was whipped a week ago, the guy left alone in my shoes. And, I have to say, this was the only working pair of strict shoes in the winter, because in the second the cat snorted two months ago and I put it on the balcony and forgot it safely. And here comes today. I have a meeting, i.e. in the boots and other shoes the option is not to go.In the shoes the shit is hot,because +15 today was. There is one option - to wash the cacao from the second pair of shoes.... use to wash, it does not work.It is necessary to tear off the mattress.It was ripped, glued, with meat. I washed for half an hour, the cat was swallowed out of all his soul... with a housey soap and business soap, the hard side of the sponge. Clothed recently "Moment", there was no time to dry up and ran to do things. Rounded all day.
And here comes the time when the puppy, with whom we have seen several times and like each other, asks to meet her at the airport.I meet, we go back...it will go to me?",and I have a thought in my head: my socks smelled like a cat's shirt or a domostos, or even attached to the mattress...In short, I went home. Not a pedestrian?

Well, to the word, that didn’t go... because all three misfortunes happened.

I was once a young Marxist, only after universe. I decided to work on one building. And it must be said that the workers there were some former Zeka, and local calliers. Well, they poured the foundation out of concrete, but here is the trouble - too much was enough, higher than needed. Well, and I have the first task from the boss - measure everything and measure, how much extra stuff is poured and placed on them, how much to borrow, they will make breaks for the night. Well, I measured everything and placed on the area of the tablets - there 200, there 100 to remove. Well, as they taught, everything is certain - in millimeters.
I come in the morning - the men are all barely alive, in the head in the concrete places. It turns out that they were used to measuring in centimeters... You would see their faces when I told them to roll back O_o.

This virus is spreading so fast. My panacea is just beginning! (A 25-year-old girl who used the word "panacea" twice before, instead of "epidemic").
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Not an epidemic, but a paranoia.

X: I was fat and acne before, but now I am not. At the same time, the problem of addiction to harmful jerk solved itself and very unexpectedly. I came somehow to the supermarket, and there on the shelf are columns with inscriptions "for optimists", "for fantasists" and so on. I stand and think "I wonder, am I an optimist or a fantasist?". And then there is a thunderstorm in me "You are a gyrobas!". The desire disappeared and did not return.

Ishkan: Worried about looking for a new housewife. I eventually found it at the recommendation of a friend. Aunt made an indelible impression on him when during the first cleaning, she moved the winter rubber from the corridor, which stood there for the second month, to the balcony.

and AAA:
Yesterday only the child bought a book-colour with a fairy tale "Young"
Listen to it :)
The young chicken is lying all day in the sun, the shark scratches, it irritates the cockroaches and says:"Cockroach, cockroach, turn your eye on me, see what kind of shark I have".
And the cockroaches take their eyes away from her, they spit on themselves, her mother is flattered: she said, it is bad for her, such a gentle woman, to get under her gun and under her tails to look at cockroaches.
And the mother also in front of the cockroaches and shouts:"Do not touch her, she is small yet, and I am fit!"
This is such a bookshelf.

In the industrial zone of the city, on the fence of one base, advertising in large letters with paint:

Quick and high-quality repair of heavy machinery and trucks.

Before the beginning, someone added two words - "Not Entirely".
Probably used...

How do you get used to a girl?? to
Yy: Invite her to learn Russian together.

The husband must be fat and beautiful!
ZZ: I disagree with you!
zz: The husband must be C thick and beautiful!
ZZ : )

Now on the telecast I heard: "If a man was not married before thirty years, then something is wrong with this man."